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gordyquack.bsky.social
@gordyquack.bsky.social
62yo retired dypsomaniac, sarcasm is my primary language, if you can't laugh at yourself don't follow me, father of dragons, grower of beauty dreamer of fantasy, luvr of coffee, Classic Rock, scifi, fantasy,and conversations that stop time.
Just my Moaning Wood.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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anyone else get a message from @guardbsky6514 or similar accounts claiming your account is suspended and trying to get you to copy and paste a link?

clearly a scam & reported but. be careful out there
bsky.app
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Do the thing you cowards!
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What some of ya'll get me up to.😏😏😏
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I want to wake up tomorrow with over 2,400 followers. Please :p
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Only repost if I can send you my entire anal video 🥵
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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We deserve to be our best selves
We deserve to nourish our bodies and minds
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Repost if I can send you nudes.

#asian #tits #mommy #pornstar #laciaioki
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Just this 👇🏽
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Quick Reminder: If you are lavishing praise in the comments on my pics, but you're not reposting them, and I go to your page and it's all skinny girls, I know you're the guy in high school who wanted to fuck the fat girl but didn't want be seen with me in public. Not cool. 😑
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
'Tis Tuesday afterall.😏😏😂
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I do not accept money from other sex workers. If you ask my advice about work, I’ll give it to you for free. If I get you a gig with me, I don’t take a cut of your rate. And I do not accept payment for doing sex work activism. I think it’s fine that other people do, but I’d rather donate my labor.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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We are held to higher standards as minimum wage workers than the rich are
*by far*
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My evening plans....
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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20/500 for the day isn't bad but i know we can do so much better 🥰 let's get this to 50 before the night is over :) TheSallyDarling ca and vmo if ya got it ♡
getting a little handsy
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I’m selling air fresheners via Cashapp to make way for some new merch! 👀

2 for $10 ➡️ $MissLunaLovesbud

send payment with ONLY your email address in the notes please 💖 anyone who buys them will also get some free goodies!
April 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Now This is definitely something to contemplate
Here’s something to think about as you kick off 2025: ✨We are all stardust.✨

Every atom of oxygen in our lungs, of carbon in our muscles, of calcium in our bones, of iron in our blood—was created inside a star before Earth was born.

Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope, CC BY 2.0, flickr
January 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM