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Gordon Meyer
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Writer, Magician, Sociologist. Ex-Apple. Ex-O’Reilly. Wood Dragon. Windy City. Sin City. gordonmeyer.com
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Does your iPad see your Apple Pencil but still not recognize it when you touch the screen? Tighten the tip. Seriously.
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If iPad ignores your Apple Pencil
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December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Check out the #airbnb review that was banned! If you need a luxury rental near Dollywood or Pigeon Forge consider the Luminary Lodge

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A luxurious Gatlinburg Airbnb
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November 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
For the record, the Apple 17 Pro Clear Case is NOT compatible with their crossbody strap. The Support documents won’t tell you this, the Apple Store app won’t tell you, and if you ask Apple via chat, you’ll get an incorrect answer!
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Everything about Las Vegas screams for you to look up, out, and over here. What you see when you look down is no less fascinating, it’s just seldom observed. Let my book “Las Vegas: Underfoot” change the way you view Sin City. Available at Amazon. a.co/d/7fWcjLf
July 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Pope: the last thing I want to do is meet with that asshole
God: I can arrange that
April 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pope: the last thing I want to do is meet with that asshole
God: I can arrange that
April 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Saturday there are nationwide protests. On Threads yesterday I reposted the notices about the Chicago gathering. (Noon, Daley Plaza) Today I find my account has been restricted “due to recent activity” and I can’t post anything until after April 8.
April 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Why aren’t you wearing a suit?

Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?
March 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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People are taking things into their own hands
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Let a thousand posters bloom

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A Field Guide to Wheatpasting
A complete guide to mixing and applying wheatpaste to put up posters. Make the walls speak!
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March 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There’s nothing inherently wrong with programs written in COBOL. This is just another form of ageism.
March 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The kind of person that kills dogs.
March 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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We will not blindly follow illegal orders because Donald Trump wrote them down on a piece of paper.

Illinois follows the laws of the land – not the decrees of an aspiring king hell bent on disenfranchising millions of voters who deserve to have their voice heard.
March 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Satanic Temple is doing God’s work in Dumas, TX. (Apparently pronounced “dumb ass.”)

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Protect Children Project
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March 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You know a place is sketchy when a guy with a giant neck tattoo describes it as “too ghetto”
March 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
March 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pro tip.
February 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Finally watched Viva Las Vegas.
February 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Forecasting the future.
January 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Likely to what, exactly? Yeesh. Someone at @amazon going to get a meaningless “customer sat” bonus.
December 28, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Amazon sent an order via USPS. I tracked it to “out for delivery.” That evening Amazon notified me of a delay and said it would arrive in two days. The very next day, it’s delivered, but by an Amazon driver not USPS. And it’s clear the package was opened and rifled through. (Nothing missing.)
December 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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"We will drink champagne and we will ignore him!" A bit harsh, but Barnabas doesn't always remember to turn on his charm. From Dark Shadows episode 815.
December 2, 2024 at 1:16 PM