Gordito Versito
@gorditoversito.bsky.social
brown boy looking for deep connections
NSFW and brain barf
Bonnaroo 6/9-6/15
Electric Forest 6/16-6/24
PHX, AZ🌵➡️SD, CA🏖️
NSFW and brain barf
Bonnaroo 6/9-6/15
Electric Forest 6/16-6/24
PHX, AZ🌵➡️SD, CA🏖️
Pinned
I have done a lot of deep thinking, and I have come to a very important and meaningful decision that I wish to share with y’all.
Thus, I declare it : Brown Boy Summer✨🧑🏾
Thus, I declare it : Brown Boy Summer✨🧑🏾
I still stand by this while actively in Chicago right now
My list if 4 major US cities is: LA, NYC, DC, SF. No Chicago is not on the list. Yes LA before NYC. Fight me in the comments. I’m feeling chaotic.
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I still stand by this while actively in Chicago right now
Ohare really isn’t that big of an airport. Why was I taxiing for 45 minutes? @nachochip.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ohare really isn’t that big of an airport. Why was I taxiing for 45 minutes? @nachochip.bsky.social
Road head is getting sucked off while driving. What’s air head? #deepquestions
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Road head is getting sucked off while driving. What’s air head? #deepquestions
I always start skeeting when flying. In fact you can probably tell if I’m traveling by my skeet rate.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I always start skeeting when flying. In fact you can probably tell if I’m traveling by my skeet rate.
Hot take: artist who are dogmatically against AI and don’t take the time to understand it’s good and artistic use cases are just as bad crypto bros claiming AI will automated everything. These are the two sides of the spectrum.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hot take: artist who are dogmatically against AI and don’t take the time to understand it’s good and artistic use cases are just as bad crypto bros claiming AI will automated everything. These are the two sides of the spectrum.
That’s it. If I feel you one pedal driving in a Tesla as my uber/lyft you get 4 stars tops. I’m not looking for whiplash.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
That’s it. If I feel you one pedal driving in a Tesla as my uber/lyft you get 4 stars tops. I’m not looking for whiplash.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Monday felt good
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Monday felt good
Christ: Feed the Hungry
Republicans: I’ll cut SNAP
Christ: welcome the Stranger
Republican: I’ll send ICE in to tear apart families
Christ: care for the sick
Republican: I’ll take away health insurance from the poor
Christ: if you won’t follow my teachings go to hell.
Republicans: I’ll cut SNAP
Christ: welcome the Stranger
Republican: I’ll send ICE in to tear apart families
Christ: care for the sick
Republican: I’ll take away health insurance from the poor
Christ: if you won’t follow my teachings go to hell.
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Christ: Feed the Hungry
Republicans: I’ll cut SNAP
Christ: welcome the Stranger
Republican: I’ll send ICE in to tear apart families
Christ: care for the sick
Republican: I’ll take away health insurance from the poor
Christ: if you won’t follow my teachings go to hell.
Republicans: I’ll cut SNAP
Christ: welcome the Stranger
Republican: I’ll send ICE in to tear apart families
Christ: care for the sick
Republican: I’ll take away health insurance from the poor
Christ: if you won’t follow my teachings go to hell.
I did it. I passed.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I did it. I passed.
But waking up on a Monday to have to take a 3 hour long standardized test as a 31 year old is not the vibe
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
But waking up on a Monday to have to take a 3 hour long standardized test as a 31 year old is not the vibe
I'm feeling really good about my first Architects Registration Exam Tomorrow. I need a 58-71% to pass and I'm getting a 76% right now.
October 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm feeling really good about my first Architects Registration Exam Tomorrow. I need a 58-71% to pass and I'm getting a 76% right now.
Anyone want to commiserate on how truly horrible the Architect’s Registration Exams are?
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Anyone want to commiserate on how truly horrible the Architect’s Registration Exams are?
Life as a tutor
Me, explaining something for the 4th time with a patient smile: 🙂
My brain: "Have you considered that you might be the one who doesn't get it?"
Me, explaining something for the 4th time with a patient smile: 🙂
My brain: "Have you considered that you might be the one who doesn't get it?"
October 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Life as a tutor
Me, explaining something for the 4th time with a patient smile: 🙂
My brain: "Have you considered that you might be the one who doesn't get it?"
Me, explaining something for the 4th time with a patient smile: 🙂
My brain: "Have you considered that you might be the one who doesn't get it?"
Making some shit
October 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Making some shit
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacce!
September 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacce!
I feel like bad bunny headlining the Superb Owl…. Well I had a thought then adhd happened. (Adhd in this case means weed)
September 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I feel like bad bunny headlining the Superb Owl…. Well I had a thought then adhd happened. (Adhd in this case means weed)
Reposted by Gordito Versito
The US if Tylenol actually caused autism
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The US if Tylenol actually caused autism
When you shave your balls, do you make sure you got every single hair? Or is this like a 95% thing?
September 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When you shave your balls, do you make sure you got every single hair? Or is this like a 95% thing?
I literally can’t find any jobs to apply to that I haven’t already. I’m scared I’m going to be out of work a while longer.
September 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I literally can’t find any jobs to apply to that I haven’t already. I’m scared I’m going to be out of work a while longer.
I saw a giraffe today
September 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I saw a giraffe today
What are the steps to become a himbo? Asking for a friend
September 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What are the steps to become a himbo? Asking for a friend
My favorite part about unemployment is getting a $2900 car repair bill for a car worth $1200.
In other news, now taking sugar parent applications!
In other news, now taking sugar parent applications!
August 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My favorite part about unemployment is getting a $2900 car repair bill for a car worth $1200.
In other news, now taking sugar parent applications!
In other news, now taking sugar parent applications!
Let’s see those face cards, babes 🫡
August 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Let’s see those face cards, babes 🫡
It took far too long to fix my blusky so I can see dick again
August 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It took far too long to fix my blusky so I can see dick again