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Goosed RPM
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Chief Dust Maker…
and Local Dunatic…
We need more turbos…
and less politics…
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I wonder if Mike Johnson is monitoring Trumps pole smoking like he does his sons porn…
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Can FOX News be sued for brainwashing people… asking for 75 million dipshits…
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Could someone hand Trump a Bible impromptu and ask him to read his favorite passage… I have a feeling it would be a swing and a miss…
October 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You know why MAGA is so afraid of the trans community… have you seen their wives… the effeminate “alpha males” are attracted to the cross dressing men more than their scary lookin’ bitches…
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you haven’t figured it out yet… that civil war they threatened you with… has already started… neighbors turning in neighbors over defying their supreme leader. Comply or be punished. North vs South… or in this case, Free Thinkers vs Sheep…
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
At this point… they will never figure it out…
They’re so stupid - it hurts.
August 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It may be time for MAGA to focus their hate and frustrations out on Trump… he’s the only one actually destroying our country.
August 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The more you know…
We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
August 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Everyone who has access to Trump… keep asking him about Epstein… every Narcissistic pig will eventually break… he is guilty as fuck.
July 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m gonna run for president with my only sole campaign promise is… I’m gonna put away Trump. I guarantee I’ll win in a fucking landslide.
July 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Marked Safe… from ever voting for a pedophile… ⛳️
July 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Time to Eat the Rich mother fuckers.
July 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Apparently these MAGA like to be told what to do… so suck my dick… and you’ll all be a dick-taster…
June 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
June 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I wonder if there will be a tariff on Trumps PEDO conviction… Release the Epstein files NOW.
June 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We are close to the stage… where no one will admit they voted for TRUMP.
June 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We are waaay past “but ifs…” the Laptop and Hunter doesn’t even register…
May 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just here to say fuck Trump… and Fuck his cabinet… and especially Fuck his base… sweet dreams everyone… I’m tired.
May 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Apparently this asshole is going to tank us worse than what he did with COVID.
April 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache. It’s twelve o’clock, American, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on or behind the line, this is your song.
April 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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“Vladimir, Stop!”…
What is he, a 12 year old girl?
April 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Loving these emails from all vendors, (ALL) It’s really the building block of confidence…

Hey there, Customer So and So!
Due to rising costs and tariff fluctuations, we are adjusting our pricing.

There is uncertainty ahead, so we can no longer guarantee the price or availability.
April 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So what is asshole doing to benefit himself today… it’s hard to keep up.
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If there is a @godpod.bsky.social ,he better answer our prayers real fucking quick… cause this is horseshit…
April 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The dog who caught the car… so this is a fantastic blanketed response…
Dear Republicans,

Blaming President Biden for all of YOUR failures and ineptitude is not an acceptable answer. If you wanted to keep blaming him, you should have reelected him.

You elected trump, just barely.
Make HIM accountable, you dumb fucks.
March 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM