Goo
@goonumbertwo.bsky.social
Blue-collar, nurse’s husband, decent Dad.
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Goo
@goonumbertwo.bsky.social
· Jan 26
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty stoked to punch nazis in 2025.
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My grampa always used to say the top half of the tank is cheaper to fill than the bottom half, but I can’t remember the last time I filled either one.
April 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My grampa always used to say the top half of the tank is cheaper to fill than the bottom half, but I can’t remember the last time I filled either one.
Oh would you look at the time, it’s fuck the government o’clock!
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Oh would you look at the time, it’s fuck the government o’clock!
When I was young I had a serious alcohol problem, got in trouble with the law and wasn’t very nice to girls. Who knew, if I had stayed that course, I could’ve had a sweet job in government?
February 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
When I was young I had a serious alcohol problem, got in trouble with the law and wasn’t very nice to girls. Who knew, if I had stayed that course, I could’ve had a sweet job in government?
The problem with being alive, is that too many people are doing it, and most of them are doing it wrong.
February 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The problem with being alive, is that too many people are doing it, and most of them are doing it wrong.
Can’t wait to see all the racists complain about Beyoncé winning best country album.
February 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t wait to see all the racists complain about Beyoncé winning best country album.
My 8 year old now knows more about tariffs than our president. So, there’s that.
January 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My 8 year old now knows more about tariffs than our president. So, there’s that.
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty stoked to punch nazis in 2025.
January 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty stoked to punch nazis in 2025.
I’ve known musk was a piece of shit for a decade but the nazi salute wasn’t on my bingo card.
January 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’ve known musk was a piece of shit for a decade but the nazi salute wasn’t on my bingo card.
Watching trump speak and taking a shot every time he does the imaginary accordion hand gesture is a fun way to die from alcohol poisoning.
January 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Watching trump speak and taking a shot every time he does the imaginary accordion hand gesture is a fun way to die from alcohol poisoning.
youtube.com
January 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I wish there was an app where I could read about all the bad things republicans do
over and over again.
over and over again.
January 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I wish there was an app where I could read about all the bad things republicans do
over and over again.
over and over again.
So, they shut TikTok down for 15 hours just so Mango Mussolini could swoop in and pretend he single handedly saved it? I’m not buying it.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
So, they shut TikTok down for 15 hours just so Mango Mussolini could swoop in and pretend he single handedly saved it? I’m not buying it.
I just had to explain to my son why we don’t trust the government. This is unprecedented.
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I just had to explain to my son why we don’t trust the government. This is unprecedented.
Tom Cotton just exudes centimeter peter energy.
January 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Tom Cotton just exudes centimeter peter energy.
When TikTok goes away, where will the old republicans watch 17 year olds shake their asses?
January 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When TikTok goes away, where will the old republicans watch 17 year olds shake their asses?
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
November 14, 2024 at 12:22 PM
We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
I’m sorry I said I hate you and you’re not my dad anymore, I just had to pee.
January 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m sorry I said I hate you and you’re not my dad anymore, I just had to pee.
Hey Dana, book Crockett v Mace!
January 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hey Dana, book Crockett v Mace!
I assume 45’s junk looks like a lil smoky covered in pumpkin pie hummus.
Ya know, due to the depends…
Ya know, due to the depends…
January 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I assume 45’s junk looks like a lil smoky covered in pumpkin pie hummus.
Ya know, due to the depends…
Ya know, due to the depends…