Gooney
@gooney113.bsky.social
💍 Married • 🤪 Goofy • 🐶🐾 Dog Lover
🎮 Tetris99 Room 111111
📖🎧 Audiobook Listener
🇳🇬🎵Afro Beats Lover
🌳 Nature Lover
👽🛸 Alien
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
#BlackSkyGenX
🙅🏽♀️ I don't give cookout invitations
Favorite Quote: "Yeah Glo!"
🎮 Tetris99 Room 111111
📖🎧 Audiobook Listener
🇳🇬🎵Afro Beats Lover
🌳 Nature Lover
👽🛸 Alien
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
#BlackSkyGenX
🙅🏽♀️ I don't give cookout invitations
Favorite Quote: "Yeah Glo!"
I can't be the only one who doesn't like meat in my Egusi soup #naijasky ...maybe if the goat meat was boneless, but otherwise just egusi me please
February 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I can't be the only one who doesn't like meat in my Egusi soup #naijasky ...maybe if the goat meat was boneless, but otherwise just egusi me please
Babysit Adult Analysts
February 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Babysit Adult Analysts
I used to get so mad when people would pronounce my name wrong, I'd be mad my parents named me that ...then I realized it literally is pronounced exactly as it's spelled and the people pronouncing it wrong are just plain dumb af...anyways Happy BHM ✊🏾
February 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I used to get so mad when people would pronounce my name wrong, I'd be mad my parents named me that ...then I realized it literally is pronounced exactly as it's spelled and the people pronouncing it wrong are just plain dumb af...anyways Happy BHM ✊🏾
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There's been an intense focus on race as it relates to DEI. The principles of the subject are more than that
#BlackSkyOver40
#BlackSkyOver40
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Don't touch my Phase 10! The rest of these games is 🍑
January 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Don't touch my Phase 10! The rest of these games is 🍑
My old girl snores like a deacon in church, I swear she tries to imitate the hubby 😂
January 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My old girl snores like a deacon in church, I swear she tries to imitate the hubby 😂
OOooOOOOoooh I'm so pissed! How you gonna pick up my food to deliver to me but literally drive 40 mins in the other direction to go pick up another delivery?! Let me just go cook some bullshit 🤬
January 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
OOooOOOOoooh I'm so pissed! How you gonna pick up my food to deliver to me but literally drive 40 mins in the other direction to go pick up another delivery?! Let me just go cook some bullshit 🤬
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The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
When it's time for her walk, my old girl will give me the hairy eyeball while stalking me from the doorway of my office until I get up and take her out. Only for her to go out and frolic in 9 degree weather 😡
January 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When it's time for her walk, my old girl will give me the hairy eyeball while stalking me from the doorway of my office until I get up and take her out. Only for her to go out and frolic in 9 degree weather 😡
Daily reminder to get in at least 10 mins of cardio - I know it's freezing outside - throw on some music and get up and dance
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Daily reminder to get in at least 10 mins of cardio - I know it's freezing outside - throw on some music and get up and dance
The way I hate wearing a bonnet on my head but then complain when my hair doesn't grow past my chin needs to be studied 😂
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The way I hate wearing a bonnet on my head but then complain when my hair doesn't grow past my chin needs to be studied 😂
"we listen and we don't judge": 1993: I was a fresh 17 years old and crashed out Jazmine Sullivan style when I caught him on military leave with another girl. So friend and I snuck out late, took some tools and did the damage to his car... left no evidence. Not my proudest moment. 🤦🏾♀️
✨We listen & we don’t judge✨ crash out edition #blacksky
I need to hear stories about the last time you crashed out over your significant other 😂
I showed up at his side chick house, dragged her out the apartment and sat on her chest until he agreed to leave and come home with me
I need to hear stories about the last time you crashed out over your significant other 😂
I showed up at his side chick house, dragged her out the apartment and sat on her chest until he agreed to leave and come home with me
January 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"we listen and we don't judge": 1993: I was a fresh 17 years old and crashed out Jazmine Sullivan style when I caught him on military leave with another girl. So friend and I snuck out late, took some tools and did the damage to his car... left no evidence. Not my proudest moment. 🤦🏾♀️
The look of love my old girl gives me when she smells bacon on my plate 🥰... can't resist this puppy dog eyes 🐾🐶
January 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The look of love my old girl gives me when she smells bacon on my plate 🥰... can't resist this puppy dog eyes 🐾🐶
Do what you want with any of 'em but don't touch my Phase 10!
January 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Do what you want with any of 'em but don't touch my Phase 10!
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Watching Karamo and Paternity Court will have you thanking God and both parents for not being triflin' .. I had to call my mama and tell her thank you for raising me proper
January 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Watching Karamo and Paternity Court will have you thanking God and both parents for not being triflin' .. I had to call my mama and tell her thank you for raising me proper
Ugh ugh - Glorilla voice
January 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ugh ugh - Glorilla voice
Email from GM: "don't miss your chance to win 1,000,000 bonus points" ... FOR WHAT? Clearly they have no real value. Stop spamming me 😡
January 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Email from GM: "don't miss your chance to win 1,000,000 bonus points" ... FOR WHAT? Clearly they have no real value. Stop spamming me 😡
Y'all.. someone forgot to mute themselves in the meeting on Teams and farted. I am on the floor!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
January 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Y'all.. someone forgot to mute themselves in the meeting on Teams and farted. I am on the floor!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Ignorance is bliss.
And sometimes you have to choose between knowledge and peace
And sometimes you have to choose between knowledge and peace
January 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ignorance is bliss.
And sometimes you have to choose between knowledge and peace
And sometimes you have to choose between knowledge and peace
Here's your reminder to take your iron pill - and don't forget to drink some OJ with it 🫵🏾
January 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Here's your reminder to take your iron pill - and don't forget to drink some OJ with it 🫵🏾
just waved "bye" at the end of a Teams call... My camera is always off - who am I waving to? 🤦🏾♀️
January 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
just waved "bye" at the end of a Teams call... My camera is always off - who am I waving to? 🤦🏾♀️
"...because I love him/her" really needs to be studied...accepting emotional, physical, mental, and financial abuse from someone is insanity.
January 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"...because I love him/her" really needs to be studied...accepting emotional, physical, mental, and financial abuse from someone is insanity.
I doodle during meetings in my tablet while I'm taking notes. Now that Samsung Notes added the AI sketch to image feature, I'm not paying attention to anything. 🥴
January 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I doodle during meetings in my tablet while I'm taking notes. Now that Samsung Notes added the AI sketch to image feature, I'm not paying attention to anything. 🥴