ThatOneFoxGuy
@goonerfox932.bsky.social
“I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick, and I'm good at it too.”
Fuck I miss summer so much
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Fuck I miss summer so much
My Mormon and other workers (including the FUCKING MARRIED LESBIAN COUPLE) are all talking about how glad they are they switched to watch the “real American halftime show that they could actually understand”. Patients too.
I expected the Mormons. But the MARRIED LESBIANS.
I expected the Mormons. But the MARRIED LESBIANS.
a man in a suit and tie is saying help help
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February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
My Mormon and other workers (including the FUCKING MARRIED LESBIAN COUPLE) are all talking about how glad they are they switched to watch the “real American halftime show that they could actually understand”. Patients too.
I expected the Mormons. But the MARRIED LESBIANS.
I expected the Mormons. But the MARRIED LESBIANS.
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All this plus one ‘tome of useless knowledge that no one cares about and isn’t useful at all’
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) Iced coffee
2) Gold rings
3) Creature claws
4) Slutty crop top
5) Book on gay witchcraft
1) Iced coffee
2) Gold rings
3) Creature claws
4) Slutty crop top
5) Book on gay witchcraft
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) goldfish crackers
2) rare level headphones
3) dangly earrings
4) random research article
5) 1 business card
1) goldfish crackers
2) rare level headphones
3) dangly earrings
4) random research article
5) 1 business card
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
All this plus one ‘tome of useless knowledge that no one cares about and isn’t useful at all’
Sometimes I just like to stare at your dick. Because dicks are fucking amazing.
I want to admire it.
I want to admire it.
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Sometimes I just like to stare at your dick. Because dicks are fucking amazing.
I want to admire it.
I want to admire it.
Same, but I would also like to milk them.
February 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Same, but I would also like to milk them.
This is my ideal weekend honestly.
Being forced to just watch as someone jerks off right in front of your face before cumming onto your nose and lips... then the next person shows up, and the next. A seemingly endless conveyor of people ready to unload onto you until your face is plastered with cum, dripping down onto your tits.
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This is my ideal weekend honestly.
Today would be a perfect day for a few men to come over and manhandle me for a while.
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Today would be a perfect day for a few men to come over and manhandle me for a while.
Chatherine???!?? Out of ALLLLLL THE FUCKING OPTIONS to choose from, CATHERINE FUCKING O’HARA was the name picked????
What.
The.
Fuck.
What.
The.
Fuck.
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Chatherine???!?? Out of ALLLLLL THE FUCKING OPTIONS to choose from, CATHERINE FUCKING O’HARA was the name picked????
What.
The.
Fuck.
What.
The.
Fuck.
…..I should text him
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
…..I should text him
For those wondering— doing this immediately short circuits my brain in the best way.
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
For those wondering— doing this immediately short circuits my brain in the best way.
A mischievous redhead man with a glint of wild magic in his eyes would fix me.
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 PM
A mischievous redhead man with a glint of wild magic in his eyes would fix me.
You ever see a man that makes you just want to offer your services anytime he needs? Clean his house, cook, run his errands, give him your holes?
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
You ever see a man that makes you just want to offer your services anytime he needs? Clean his house, cook, run his errands, give him your holes?
Dreamed about a guy I used to know.
We fell out of touch forever ago. But damn we had some fun times.
It was a hot dream, woke up leaking so I went ahead and finished off in his honor.
People come and go in life, but they stay in your spank bank forever.
Is that true immortality?
We fell out of touch forever ago. But damn we had some fun times.
It was a hot dream, woke up leaking so I went ahead and finished off in his honor.
People come and go in life, but they stay in your spank bank forever.
Is that true immortality?
January 28, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Dreamed about a guy I used to know.
We fell out of touch forever ago. But damn we had some fun times.
It was a hot dream, woke up leaking so I went ahead and finished off in his honor.
People come and go in life, but they stay in your spank bank forever.
Is that true immortality?
We fell out of touch forever ago. But damn we had some fun times.
It was a hot dream, woke up leaking so I went ahead and finished off in his honor.
People come and go in life, but they stay in your spank bank forever.
Is that true immortality?
So far today one patient has said ‘we should all just agree to disagree’ and a different patient said ‘sometimes we all have to do things we don’t want and sacrifice for the greater good’ WHILE talking about Germany in WWII.
We’ve been open 90 mins.
Today might be the day I lose my job folks.
We’ve been open 90 mins.
Today might be the day I lose my job folks.
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 PM
So far today one patient has said ‘we should all just agree to disagree’ and a different patient said ‘sometimes we all have to do things we don’t want and sacrifice for the greater good’ WHILE talking about Germany in WWII.
We’ve been open 90 mins.
Today might be the day I lose my job folks.
We’ve been open 90 mins.
Today might be the day I lose my job folks.
I call this one ‘Requiem for a Dream’.
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I call this one ‘Requiem for a Dream’.
Being locked is such an amazing experience.
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Being locked is such an amazing experience.
Started a play through during the snowstorm. (why yes I am single what gave it away)
Was having fun, blitzing along leveling up finding all the things……and then I get to this part and just. Gah.
Where the sexy bf in a jockstrap to encourage me to keep going?
Was having fun, blitzing along leveling up finding all the things……and then I get to this part and just. Gah.
Where the sexy bf in a jockstrap to encourage me to keep going?
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Started a play through during the snowstorm. (why yes I am single what gave it away)
Was having fun, blitzing along leveling up finding all the things……and then I get to this part and just. Gah.
Where the sexy bf in a jockstrap to encourage me to keep going?
Was having fun, blitzing along leveling up finding all the things……and then I get to this part and just. Gah.
Where the sexy bf in a jockstrap to encourage me to keep going?
Goddamn I miss the old tumblr days.
We truly didn’t appreciate what we had.
We truly didn’t appreciate what we had.
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Goddamn I miss the old tumblr days.
We truly didn’t appreciate what we had.
We truly didn’t appreciate what we had.
This is what home feels like.
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This is what home feels like.
Today’s cardio was two hours of shoveling snow. Ya boy is SPENT.
a man with a mustache is drinking a glass of orange juice through a straw
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January 25, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Today’s cardio was two hours of shoveling snow. Ya boy is SPENT.
Someone please. I need this.
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Someone please. I need this.
Perfect way to spend a snow day
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Perfect way to spend a snow day
Too angry right now. Leave a message. Come back later.
January 25, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Too angry right now. Leave a message. Come back later.