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Gonçalo C. Vale
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I skeet on first date. 🟩🟡🟥
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Ter um skeet fixo é ter o ego de pensar que escrevemos uma coisa tão boa que quem visitar o perfil vai ter de levar com aquela jóia.
Foda-se, choradinho agora? O Rubio e os outros todos que eles confirmaram são uma afronta para os próprios valores EUA. Tiveram foi medo de represálias, agora enfiem a carapuça.
RAJU: Do you regret you vote to confirm Marco Rubio?

SCHUMER: I am deeply deeply disappointed in Marco Rubio

(Not a yes!)
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Sánchez acusa a Trump de crear un “precedente muy peligroso” con un ataque a Venezuela guiado “por la sed de petróleo” www.eldiario.es/politica/san...
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
É penálti de acordo com a lei dos Açores.
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Muito isto e começa logo a rasgar: “The United States of America is a rogue nation, run by a violent criminal who operates outside the rule of law.”
The U.S. is a rogue state which should be sanctioned and condemned by the international community for our flagrant violations of international law and the peace of the world. We won't be, because imperialists tend to stick together.

My latest in @thenation.com

www.thenation.com/article/worl...
The US Is a Rogue State That Deserves to Be Sanctioned
Where is the international outrage over the US assault on Venezuela and kidnapping of Maduro?
www.thenation.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Finalmente decisões sobre a posição da Europa quanto ao…ah não, espera.
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Eheheheheheheh onde isto já vai.
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
E a energia para alimentar isto?
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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A Microsoft decidiu fazer o rebranding do "Office" para "Microsoft 365 Copilot"... 🤦‍♂️
Microsoft volta a baralhar tudo: a aplicação do Office agora chama-se “Microsoft 365 Copilot app” | TugaTech
Parece que a Microsoft decidiu que o mundo ainda não estava suficientemente confuso com as suas estratégias de nomenclatura. Numa jogada de marketing que está a
tugatech.com.pt
January 6, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Nestle recalls infant formula batches across Europe on food safety concerns reut.rs/3YWIYXk
Nestle recalls infant formula batches across Europe on food safety concerns
Nestle is recalling specific batches of its SMA, BEBA and NAN infant formula and follow-on formula in countries across Europe due to the potential presence of a toxin that could lead to nausea, vomiting and abdominal cramps.
reut.rs
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Parece que esta história afinal era toda fabricada…
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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Palantir, an American technology company with close ties to the Trump administration, has cemented its role analyzing data for the U.K.’s military — despite an ongoing standoff between the two governments over trade and digital regulations.
Palantir lands biggest ever UK defense deal
The £240 million contract with the Ministry of Defence has renewed a debate about Britain’s dependence on American technology.
www.politico.eu
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Rapporteuse spéciale de l'ONU, Francesca Albanese pointe l'inaction de la communauté internationale quant à ce qu'il se passe à Gaza 🇵🇸
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 AM
“A country that isn’t sovereign is not a country”. Foda-se, alguém lhe explique a gigantesca hipocrisia destas palavras porque eu já não tenho paciência.
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth praised military operations that resulted in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, but triggered a torrent of criticism over the unilateral action against a sovereign nation's head of state.
January 6, 2026 at 9:25 AM
According to UNICEF, the Israeli army has destroyed 98% of the schools in the Gaza Strip and killed 1,000 teachers and about 20,000 students
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries

TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?

M: *yells*
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Talvez comecem a levar a sério. O Miller não podia ser mais claro: questiona o direito da Dinamarca em ter a Gronelândia, mas por outro lado defende que tem de ser território sob a égide dos EUA só porque sim.
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Italy closes probe into DeepSeek after commitments to warn of AI 'hallucination' risks reut.rs/4ssFzgq
Italy closes probe into DeepSeek after commitments to warn of AI 'hallucination' risks
Italy’s antitrust authority has ended an investigation into the Chinese AI system DeepSeek for allegedly failing to warn users that it may produce false information, agreeing to binding commitments as a condition for closing the case.
reut.rs
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Le jogging Nike Tech gris clair que porte Nicolás Maduro lors de sa capture est devenu une vitrine mondiale pour Nike. Pour Balla Fofana, la gravité diplomatique cède le pas au consumérisme instantané.

Son billet :
Le Nike «Maduro Fit» : l’humiliation politique qui booste le e‑commerce
Une arrestation présidentielle devient phénomène de mode. La gravité diplomatique cède le pas au consumérisme instantané. La veste d’un capturé chef d’État peut devenir un objet de désirabilité.
www.liberation.fr
January 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
O juiz do processo Maduro tem 92 anos. A próxima sessão foi agendada para 17 de março. Há grande probabilidade de haver um “Betty” entretanto, just saying.
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Eva Schloss, an Auschwitz survivor who dedicated her life to speaking out against prejudice and to preserving the legacy of her stepsister, Anne Frank, died on Saturday in London at 96. trib.al/NZEPlL6
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.

The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Europe sucking up to Trump as a strategy to buy time might be defendable. But only if that time is being used to make Europe independent and strong. But in the past twelve months there have been exactly zero efforts for a stronger, more integrated Europe. So the sucking up is a waste of time.
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Estranho este desaparecimento do JDVance. Ainda não o vi uma única vez neste processo todo da Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM