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I am sorry you had to read all of that!
Could a depressed person make such a delicious meal?
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
In Bayern musst du Schafkopf können.
October 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I have tinnitus
But I enjoy the other frequencies just the same
October 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Lies and travesty
April 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Autism and POTS both get read as laziness, anxiety, or drama.

But what they really share is this - a nervous system that can’t keep up with what the world demands - sensory, cognitive, physical, emotional.

You’re not weak.
April 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Jet - Are you gonna be my girl" plays.
Customer:"Ah! Hard music to wake up to!"

Me, who thought he put on normie shit:
April 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Hell yeah, Austin.
March 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Am I appropriating lesbian fashion???
April 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Overheard in Dublin on Sunday.

*teenage couple walking hand in hand*

Her: For fuck sake, Darren, if yer gonna hold me hand, hold it like ya mean it.
March 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ich dachte immer permanenter schnupfen wär halt mein Kreuz. Stellt sich raus Cetirizin hilft!
...und kein straßenweed mehr. Der scheiß ist immer zur hälfte schimmel
February 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
So, who is this Section 31 movie for?
January 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Ja ja, sex. Wissenschon. Aber haben sie schon Mal einer Person ihr Spezialinteresse geinfodumped, und es wurden eifrig Fragen gestellt?
January 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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the god of fear and hunger acknowledges your suffering
January 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
You could use a little pick-me-up
December 12, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Are you as thrilled as i am, that soon you can ask your car a question and it will guess an answer for you?

Who comes up with this shit?

#SteLLMantis
December 2, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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The AI cult redux:

1. Nvidia makes graphics cards (GPUs) that are essentially very fast numerical supercomputers.

2. Bitcoin/blockchain happened. To "earn" BtC you have to crunch lots of numbers as fast as possible.

3. People bought so many GPU cards that there was a global shortage ...

/1
March 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My old friend bufo bufo wishes me a good night!
..every 2 minutes =,,,=
March 18, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Fasting Day!
So much energy! Wooaahh!
March 17, 2024 at 2:18 PM
For all Mankind is the best star trek I've seen in a long time
January 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Update: Antigen is positive. I hate ppl
Currently taking paxlovid
Had to negotiate for a PCR and the prescription. 🫠
January 2, 2024 at 7:46 PM
This whole being sick thing is as bad as I remembered.
January 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Didn't wear my mask around the house last week for 10 minutes. Now I am sick as a dog... Just ordered some HEPA Filters.
At least the covid test is negative.
December 31, 2023 at 9:26 AM
The shadow ppl on my wall don't like being photographed 👁️👁️
December 26, 2023 at 10:21 PM