Golgi O'Woah Is Me
@golgigolgigolgi.bsky.social
If I don't do it, you know somebody else will
Insufferable Phish fan
Insatiable gin fiend
Old-School Autist
Left as FUCK 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
She/her/they/them
Insufferable Phish fan
Insatiable gin fiend
Old-School Autist
Left as FUCK 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
She/her/they/them
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm feelin' like it's high time to re-read Grapes of Wrath.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm feelin' like it's high time to re-read Grapes of Wrath.
October 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My mind: You fucking GOT THIS, you've done it before, and made it out. It sucks. Breathe. Get through it, and you'll do great. I love you.
My body: CRY AND SOB AND WAIL AND SCREAM AND HYPERVENTILATE (except I literally can't)
It's a mixture of 60/40 (Mind/Body)
Day 1/45
My body: CRY AND SOB AND WAIL AND SCREAM AND HYPERVENTILATE (except I literally can't)
It's a mixture of 60/40 (Mind/Body)
Day 1/45
October 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My mind: You fucking GOT THIS, you've done it before, and made it out. It sucks. Breathe. Get through it, and you'll do great. I love you.
My body: CRY AND SOB AND WAIL AND SCREAM AND HYPERVENTILATE (except I literally can't)
It's a mixture of 60/40 (Mind/Body)
Day 1/45
My body: CRY AND SOB AND WAIL AND SCREAM AND HYPERVENTILATE (except I literally can't)
It's a mixture of 60/40 (Mind/Body)
Day 1/45
Ours was a kid who looked like a dollar store Trenchcoat Mafioso named JR...
back in the day the closest thing we had to 4chan was a neighborhood kid with an incredibly dirty room and a vhs copy of Faces of Death
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ours was a kid who looked like a dollar store Trenchcoat Mafioso named JR...
All things considered, I'd rather be sick as a dog while camping than be sick as a dog while working
Cryptic pneumonia during spooky season? Hell yes.
#Vermont
#smuggs
#mylungssuckbutitsokay
Cryptic pneumonia during spooky season? Hell yes.
#Vermont
#smuggs
#mylungssuckbutitsokay
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
All things considered, I'd rather be sick as a dog while camping than be sick as a dog while working
Cryptic pneumonia during spooky season? Hell yes.
#Vermont
#smuggs
#mylungssuckbutitsokay
Cryptic pneumonia during spooky season? Hell yes.
#Vermont
#smuggs
#mylungssuckbutitsokay
Reposted by Golgi O'Woah Is Me
So adorable. ☺️🥰
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So adorable. ☺️🥰
I miss you, Merriweather 😭
The only thing worse than driving on 695 is having someone else drive you on 695...
#davidbowie #ub40
The only thing worse than driving on 695 is having someone else drive you on 695...
#davidbowie #ub40
September 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I miss you, Merriweather 😭
The only thing worse than driving on 695 is having someone else drive you on 695...
#davidbowie #ub40
The only thing worse than driving on 695 is having someone else drive you on 695...
#davidbowie #ub40
September 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"I'm sorry, ma'am, cameras are not allowed inside the Rapture"
"But it literally says on your website 'no professional cameras,' this is an AE-1"
"You're gonna have to take it back to your car"
"It's taken me 3 hours to get through this line"
"🤷♂️"
Me at H̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶i̶s̶e̶u̶m̶ Rapture
#phish
"But it literally says on your website 'no professional cameras,' this is an AE-1"
"You're gonna have to take it back to your car"
"It's taken me 3 hours to get through this line"
"🤷♂️"
Me at H̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶i̶s̶e̶u̶m̶ Rapture
#phish
a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads special bulletin
Alt: Kent Brockman declaring "Its in revelations, people! "
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I'm sorry, ma'am, cameras are not allowed inside the Rapture"
"But it literally says on your website 'no professional cameras,' this is an AE-1"
"You're gonna have to take it back to your car"
"It's taken me 3 hours to get through this line"
"🤷♂️"
Me at H̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶i̶s̶e̶u̶m̶ Rapture
#phish
"But it literally says on your website 'no professional cameras,' this is an AE-1"
"You're gonna have to take it back to your car"
"It's taken me 3 hours to get through this line"
"🤷♂️"
Me at H̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶i̶s̶e̶u̶m̶ Rapture
#phish
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
August 1999, UMD neuropsych said I had Disorganized Schizophrenia, but literally re-evaluated when they met and interviewed my dad 🥰
Daddy Daughter Tylenol Autism (Jamband variant- Allman Brothers for him, #phish for me)
Daddy Daughter Tylenol Autism (Jamband variant- Allman Brothers for him, #phish for me)
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
August 1999, UMD neuropsych said I had Disorganized Schizophrenia, but literally re-evaluated when they met and interviewed my dad 🥰
Daddy Daughter Tylenol Autism (Jamband variant- Allman Brothers for him, #phish for me)
Daddy Daughter Tylenol Autism (Jamband variant- Allman Brothers for him, #phish for me)
This is considered arrest-worthy "vandalism"
Charlie vandalized my ears with his rhetoric and vandalized my eyes with his disgusting face, and now he continues to vandalize us all.
Charlie vandalized my ears with his rhetoric and vandalized my eyes with his disgusting face, and now he continues to vandalize us all.
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September 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is considered arrest-worthy "vandalism"
Charlie vandalized my ears with his rhetoric and vandalized my eyes with his disgusting face, and now he continues to vandalize us all.
Charlie vandalized my ears with his rhetoric and vandalized my eyes with his disgusting face, and now he continues to vandalize us all.
Barring the plethora of inappropriate #Phish songs (in length and girth, pitch and yaw (I'd pick the debut of Soul Planet 12/31/18))
Weird Al- Albuquerque
It just.. keeps... going
Weird Al- Albuquerque
It just.. keeps... going
at a friend’s wedding recently we were trying to think of the funniest possible song to request at the reception and we settled on Even Flow
September 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Barring the plethora of inappropriate #Phish songs (in length and girth, pitch and yaw (I'd pick the debut of Soul Planet 12/31/18))
Weird Al- Albuquerque
It just.. keeps... going
Weird Al- Albuquerque
It just.. keeps... going
What's today's date? Do you remember? @phoopherah.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What's today's date? Do you remember? @phoopherah.bsky.social
Love to eat the headiest ear soup with my man, @ambassadorssoup.bsky.social
#phish #whyismyheartratesohigh
#phish #whyismyheartratesohigh
September 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Love to eat the headiest ear soup with my man, @ambassadorssoup.bsky.social
#phish #whyismyheartratesohigh
#phish #whyismyheartratesohigh
September 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
September 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me, having only 2 inches of sleep last night and dragging myself through a torturously sleepy exhausted double shift now at midnight:
a black dog with a pink collar is standing in a kitchen next to a person .
Alt: a black dog with a pink collar is standing in a kitchen next to a person .
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Me, having only 2 inches of sleep last night and dragging myself through a torturously sleepy exhausted double shift now at midnight:
For the past 24 hours, I have been explaining to the liberal Boomers in my life that Charlie's deletion from the celestial server is a good thing, because:
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
For the past 24 hours, I have been explaining to the liberal Boomers in my life that Charlie's deletion from the celestial server is a good thing, because:
Carniiiiitas, hold me closer, I think I'm goin' down
And I'm all strung out on cotija and lime on the outskirts of town
Carnitas with an orange cinnamon shallot syrup, broiled to fatty hell.
You know when I bust out my onion goggles, it's about to go down.
#food
And I'm all strung out on cotija and lime on the outskirts of town
Carnitas with an orange cinnamon shallot syrup, broiled to fatty hell.
You know when I bust out my onion goggles, it's about to go down.
#food
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Carniiiiitas, hold me closer, I think I'm goin' down
And I'm all strung out on cotija and lime on the outskirts of town
Carnitas with an orange cinnamon shallot syrup, broiled to fatty hell.
You know when I bust out my onion goggles, it's about to go down.
#food
And I'm all strung out on cotija and lime on the outskirts of town
Carnitas with an orange cinnamon shallot syrup, broiled to fatty hell.
You know when I bust out my onion goggles, it's about to go down.
#food