GoldPlateRidley
@goldplateridley.bsky.social
my political platform for 2024:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsq5d1gqNio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsq5d1gqNio
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Seriously, if you get pissed at retail workers because they don't have what you're looking for ON CHRISTMAS EVE you need to walk into the ocean
December 24, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Seriously, if you get pissed at retail workers because they don't have what you're looking for ON CHRISTMAS EVE you need to walk into the ocean
i can't stop tabbing over to look at this image
December 21, 2023 at 7:19 PM
i can't stop tabbing over to look at this image
#1 meme stealer of bluesky 2023 award goes tooooo
not me because i don't use social media enough
BUT IF I DID
not me because i don't use social media enough
BUT IF I DID
December 20, 2023 at 10:37 PM
#1 meme stealer of bluesky 2023 award goes tooooo
not me because i don't use social media enough
BUT IF I DID
not me because i don't use social media enough
BUT IF I DID
we were just having a bit of a thrash, you know. me and me mates
December 19, 2023 at 8:55 PM
we were just having a bit of a thrash, you know. me and me mates
nature once again marking its land mines by making them cute and colorful af
a lot like most of my ex girlfriends
BA DUM PSHhhhh
a lot like most of my ex girlfriends
BA DUM PSHhhhh
The Cow Killer! 🐜
Well...it won't win me any prizes for photography...or bravery...but I got a new click of a red velvet ant. 😂
IYKYK. Not wanting to find out just how much pain she can inflict, I kept my distance! 😬
📷 Dasymutilla occidentalis, aka Red Velvet Ant (really a wasp) #invertebrates 🌿
Well...it won't win me any prizes for photography...or bravery...but I got a new click of a red velvet ant. 😂
IYKYK. Not wanting to find out just how much pain she can inflict, I kept my distance! 😬
📷 Dasymutilla occidentalis, aka Red Velvet Ant (really a wasp) #invertebrates 🌿
December 7, 2023 at 6:02 PM
nature once again marking its land mines by making them cute and colorful af
a lot like most of my ex girlfriends
BA DUM PSHhhhh
a lot like most of my ex girlfriends
BA DUM PSHhhhh
yeah get sick and then hike sedona and then drive to california the next day and unload your goofy movie-tier laden car on move-in, that'll be fine, physical and mental limits are for other people
yeah
barf
yeah
barf
December 4, 2023 at 9:06 PM
yeah get sick and then hike sedona and then drive to california the next day and unload your goofy movie-tier laden car on move-in, that'll be fine, physical and mental limits are for other people
yeah
barf
yeah
barf
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Past baking: triple berry (blueberries, raspberries & blackberries) chocolate & white chocolate chip scones with turbinado sugar & a lemon glaze on top.
November 28, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Past baking: triple berry (blueberries, raspberries & blackberries) chocolate & white chocolate chip scones with turbinado sugar & a lemon glaze on top.
happy moving update: the moment i started leaving plants out by the dumpster (because fuck california's import laws scaring movers from trying to haul them), a couple started grabbing them up
i don't usually say #blessed but this is kinda
i don't usually say #blessed but this is kinda
November 28, 2023 at 8:52 PM
happy moving update: the moment i started leaving plants out by the dumpster (because fuck california's import laws scaring movers from trying to haul them), a couple started grabbing them up
i don't usually say #blessed but this is kinda
i don't usually say #blessed but this is kinda
attention coat fetishists: winter fashion catalogue is in
oh and i'm moving how'd you guess
oh and i'm moving how'd you guess
November 28, 2023 at 8:18 PM
attention coat fetishists: winter fashion catalogue is in
oh and i'm moving how'd you guess
oh and i'm moving how'd you guess
left grandpa in the tub again, i think
November 28, 2023 at 2:08 PM
left grandpa in the tub again, i think
this shit took an entire two hours of being on hold, where's my social media rep to offer me sincere condolences
frontier internet upgrade your live assistant to GPT4 so it can infuriate me with more human-like conversational hot air
November 27, 2023 at 9:25 PM
this shit took an entire two hours of being on hold, where's my social media rep to offer me sincere condolences