Goldilocks on the Levels
@goldilevels.bsky.social
Wild wooder.
Archers nutter.
Archers nutter.
Anybody else watching #Summerwater on ch4?
I am very confused...
I am very confused...
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Anybody else watching #Summerwater on ch4?
I am very confused...
I am very confused...
Waitrose has substituted gin for vodka on today's order. I shall have to reset the cocktail list...🙄
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Waitrose has substituted gin for vodka on today's order. I shall have to reset the cocktail list...🙄
Somebody I knew gave birth at Glastonbury (stop saying GLASTO, Rex!), well she did get rushed to Yeovil hospital, but the baby was given free lifetime admission to the Festival. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Somebody I knew gave birth at Glastonbury (stop saying GLASTO, Rex!), well she did get rushed to Yeovil hospital, but the baby was given free lifetime admission to the Festival. #TheArchers
I had a thought about Amber's family. Quite a few people in the car dealing trade are from Traveller families, presumably a legacy of their horse dealing and scrap metal traditions. If this is so for the Gordons, I wonder if she feels this is a stigma she wants to distance herself from? #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I had a thought about Amber's family. Quite a few people in the car dealing trade are from Traveller families, presumably a legacy of their horse dealing and scrap metal traditions. If this is so for the Gordons, I wonder if she feels this is a stigma she wants to distance herself from? #TheArchers
Toad in the hole tonight. Posh chilli and fennel sausages - very spicy!
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Toad in the hole tonight. Posh chilli and fennel sausages - very spicy!
I shall so miss #RiverCity when it's gone next year.
This exchange in the latest episode cracked me up:
Older bloke: "I haven't seen a face like that since Peter Gabriel left Genesis".
Young bloke: " I didn't know you were religious".
🤣
This exchange in the latest episode cracked me up:
Older bloke: "I haven't seen a face like that since Peter Gabriel left Genesis".
Young bloke: " I didn't know you were religious".
🤣
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I shall so miss #RiverCity when it's gone next year.
This exchange in the latest episode cracked me up:
Older bloke: "I haven't seen a face like that since Peter Gabriel left Genesis".
Young bloke: " I didn't know you were religious".
🤣
This exchange in the latest episode cracked me up:
Older bloke: "I haven't seen a face like that since Peter Gabriel left Genesis".
Young bloke: " I didn't know you were religious".
🤣
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Ok President Trump, if you sue the BBC for $1bn for spreading lies, I’ll sue you for the same amount. I reckon Planet Earth would crowdfund that. Then I’ll buy Mar A Largo, turn it into a climate change research centre, free Melania, and put a 1000% tariff on orange face paint.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ok President Trump, if you sue the BBC for $1bn for spreading lies, I’ll sue you for the same amount. I reckon Planet Earth would crowdfund that. Then I’ll buy Mar A Largo, turn it into a climate change research centre, free Melania, and put a 1000% tariff on orange face paint.
I haven't posted a baking picture for ages, so I thought I would. For some reason, they seem to get the most likes.😄
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I haven't posted a baking picture for ages, so I thought I would. For some reason, they seem to get the most likes.😄
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Very excited to announce that our collaborative manifesto for 🌱 #PlantScience #Education has now been published! Educators from >10 countries and 30 institutions have contributed to it and we are incredibly proud of the final output. Here is a short thread 🧵1/4 doi.org/10.1002/ppp3...
A manifesto for plant science education
Plants provide oxygen, food, shelter, medicines and environmental services, without which human society could not exist. Tackling pressing and global challenges requires well-trained plant scientists....
doi.org
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Very excited to announce that our collaborative manifesto for 🌱 #PlantScience #Education has now been published! Educators from >10 countries and 30 institutions have contributed to it and we are incredibly proud of the final output. Here is a short thread 🧵1/4 doi.org/10.1002/ppp3...
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Is semolina and polenta the same thing?
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Is semolina and polenta the same thing?
@lomelindi12.bsky.social
Did the mustard work in your leek and potato soup? Coincidentally, I am making the same today, so I was wondering if I can enhance it with the addition of mustard.
Did the mustard work in your leek and potato soup? Coincidentally, I am making the same today, so I was wondering if I can enhance it with the addition of mustard.
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@lomelindi12.bsky.social
Did the mustard work in your leek and potato soup? Coincidentally, I am making the same today, so I was wondering if I can enhance it with the addition of mustard.
Did the mustard work in your leek and potato soup? Coincidentally, I am making the same today, so I was wondering if I can enhance it with the addition of mustard.
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Site managers are often unsure how visitors perceive dead & decaying trees in the landscape.
📘 Full report: forestresearch.gov.uk/news/public-...
@nationaltrust.org.uk
@kneppwilding.bsky.social
Funded by Defra's #NatureforClimate
📘 Full report: forestresearch.gov.uk/news/public-...
@nationaltrust.org.uk
@kneppwilding.bsky.social
Funded by Defra's #NatureforClimate
Public feels positively about dead and decaying trees, finds new research - Forest Research
Three-quarters of visitors felt neutral, happy, or very happy about a visible dead or decaying tree.
forestresearch.gov.uk
October 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Site managers are often unsure how visitors perceive dead & decaying trees in the landscape.
📘 Full report: forestresearch.gov.uk/news/public-...
@nationaltrust.org.uk
@kneppwilding.bsky.social
Funded by Defra's #NatureforClimate
📘 Full report: forestresearch.gov.uk/news/public-...
@nationaltrust.org.uk
@kneppwilding.bsky.social
Funded by Defra's #NatureforClimate
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
George laying it on a bit thick there. #TheArchers
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
George laying it on a bit thick there. #TheArchers
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I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Amber's plans for George reminded me of somebody making a fantasy scenario for their dollies. #TheArchers
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Amber's plans for George reminded me of somebody making a fantasy scenario for their dollies. #TheArchers
Just as well Amber has George's social life planned out as he will probably end up barred from The Bull. #TheArchers
October 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just as well Amber has George's social life planned out as he will probably end up barred from The Bull. #TheArchers
A parcel from Scotland.
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A parcel from Scotland.
I have a fly hanging around, which doesn't really bother me, but I have noticed when it lands on my laptop touch-screen its feet don't seem to be able to stick to it as it slowly slides down. Just an observation on the properties of screens.🤔
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I have a fly hanging around, which doesn't really bother me, but I have noticed when it lands on my laptop touch-screen its feet don't seem to be able to stick to it as it slowly slides down. Just an observation on the properties of screens.🤔
October 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Handmade by the artist. Comes in gift box with numbered and signed card of authenticity. Available for preorder for short time only👇👇👇👇
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Last week Trump was gushing about the 'special relationship' the USA has with the UK. Today he is baselessly slagging off our capital city. Make up your mind, you tangerine tosser.
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Last week Trump was gushing about the 'special relationship' the USA has with the UK. Today he is baselessly slagging off our capital city. Make up your mind, you tangerine tosser.
September 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM