Steph
@goldensteph.bsky.social
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Nurse, music nerd, animal-lover, gamer, bibliophile, left-leaning, recovering economist. She/Her.
Nurse, music nerd, animal-lover, gamer, bibliophile, left-leaning, recovering economist. She/Her.
For the love of Christ, why does Trump insist on answering questions from the press only when there’s a waiting plane or helicopter in the immediate background? IS IT SO WE KNOW HE IS VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT AND SHOUTY
July 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
For the love of Christ, why does Trump insist on answering questions from the press only when there’s a waiting plane or helicopter in the immediate background? IS IT SO WE KNOW HE IS VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT AND SHOUTY
Hey Trump, I’ve got a great idea: why don’t you post an AI image of yourself as the prophet Muhammad?
May 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey Trump, I’ve got a great idea: why don’t you post an AI image of yourself as the prophet Muhammad?
The most difficult part about voting was deciding who of these to put last:
One Nation
Citizen’s Party
Family First
Trumpet of Patriots
One Nation
Citizen’s Party
Family First
Trumpet of Patriots
May 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The most difficult part about voting was deciding who of these to put last:
One Nation
Citizen’s Party
Family First
Trumpet of Patriots
One Nation
Citizen’s Party
Family First
Trumpet of Patriots
I know Labor is predicted to win from the polls, but I have trust issues with polls ever since Trump 2016 and Brexit.
May 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I know Labor is predicted to win from the polls, but I have trust issues with polls ever since Trump 2016 and Brexit.
I mean, meeting JD Vance would sap anyone’s will to live.
April 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I mean, meeting JD Vance would sap anyone’s will to live.
Am I the only one who thinks of Last Tango in Paris when the Alinta Energy ad that ends with “pass the butter please” comes on?
April 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Am I the only one who thinks of Last Tango in Paris when the Alinta Energy ad that ends with “pass the butter please” comes on?
Proposal to replace the phrase “the patience of a saint” with “the patience of Zelenskyy” after that Oval Office meeting.
March 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Proposal to replace the phrase “the patience of a saint” with “the patience of Zelenskyy” after that Oval Office meeting.
You know you’re getting old when you have to watch everything with subtitles because you can’t hear properly, and you need glasses to read the subtitles because you can’t see properly (it’s me. I’m getting old).
February 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
You know you’re getting old when you have to watch everything with subtitles because you can’t hear properly, and you need glasses to read the subtitles because you can’t see properly (it’s me. I’m getting old).
Happy New Year, friends - I hope 2025 is very kind to you all.
December 31, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Happy New Year, friends - I hope 2025 is very kind to you all.
Having a wild NYE - lol jks I’m at work. A patient asked me if I was doing anything to celebrate after work. How bold of them to presume I have any energy after work ever.
December 31, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Having a wild NYE - lol jks I’m at work. A patient asked me if I was doing anything to celebrate after work. How bold of them to presume I have any energy after work ever.
Christmas carols are actually an infinite source of alternative expressions of exasperation. Instead of “for crying out loud” why not try “glory to the newborn king”? Need to say something important? Try prefixing it with “‘Hark’, the herald angels sing.”
December 25, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Christmas carols are actually an infinite source of alternative expressions of exasperation. Instead of “for crying out loud” why not try “glory to the newborn king”? Need to say something important? Try prefixing it with “‘Hark’, the herald angels sing.”
Help us, Travis Head. You’re our only hope.
December 18, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Help us, Travis Head. You’re our only hope.
Test cricket though.
December 18, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Test cricket though.
Every time I get a chance to watch the cricket over the last few days, I see about an over before the rain covers come out 🙃
December 17, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Every time I get a chance to watch the cricket over the last few days, I see about an over before the rain covers come out 🙃
Nothing brings the internet together more than mega-wealthy health insurance CEOs being assassinated or billionaires imploding in a makeshift submersible.
December 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Nothing brings the internet together more than mega-wealthy health insurance CEOs being assassinated or billionaires imploding in a makeshift submersible.
There are certain patients whose passing really hurts. Don’t get me wrong; I treat all my patients the same & am sad when every single one passes (for context I work in dialysis where you see them regularly). You’re supposed to be professional and detached, not let it affect you and get on with it.
November 22, 2024 at 12:23 PM
There are certain patients whose passing really hurts. Don’t get me wrong; I treat all my patients the same & am sad when every single one passes (for context I work in dialysis where you see them regularly). You’re supposed to be professional and detached, not let it affect you and get on with it.
MJ Lenderman’s Manning Fireworks was my favourite record of the year
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 AM
MJ Lenderman’s Manning Fireworks was my favourite record of the year
Good luck finding someone with a high IQ willing to work 80 hours a week with no pay in a “tedious” role for Trump and Musk 😅
November 16, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Good luck finding someone with a high IQ willing to work 80 hours a week with no pay in a “tedious” role for Trump and Musk 😅
Fuck - and I cannot emphasise this enough - Musk and Trump.
November 12, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Fuck - and I cannot emphasise this enough - Musk and Trump.
The world needs less Andrew Tate, and more Pedro Pascal.
November 8, 2024 at 12:49 PM
The world needs less Andrew Tate, and more Pedro Pascal.
Colleague: Devo? They’re the band who wore the flower pots on their heads?
Me: [incredulous] they’re energy domes.
Me: [incredulous] they’re energy domes.
November 29, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Colleague: Devo? They’re the band who wore the flower pots on their heads?
Me: [incredulous] they’re energy domes.
Me: [incredulous] they’re energy domes.
Well I’m glad I opted for the Patty Mills Boomers jersey rather than the Josh Giddey one.
November 26, 2023 at 5:14 AM
Well I’m glad I opted for the Patty Mills Boomers jersey rather than the Josh Giddey one.
Favourite albums of the year so far?
October 10, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Favourite albums of the year so far?
I’m not saying I’m tired, I’m just saying the bags under my eyes wouldn’t pass Jetstar carry-on restrictions.
October 3, 2023 at 5:44 AM
I’m not saying I’m tired, I’m just saying the bags under my eyes wouldn’t pass Jetstar carry-on restrictions.