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bsky.app/profile/gold...
// I fucking died, lmao
October 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Yeah, keep your birds safe before some gold fuck eats them
Good thing they don't steal my tits.
May 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
How the hell are you doing all that?
[ booting up dolphin
Booting up Project64
Turning on her modded Wii U
Playing a movie on her modded Wii
Installing homebrew on her GameCube ]
May 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"I guess my name is Nobody then."
May 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
// I'm trying to find caps and ways to respond, sweet jesus-
“ Last chance to walk away. I will 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞 you‼️"

He stated. A grey in purple aura cloaking him. A divine aura of the infinite grey.
May 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Cash Banooca
May 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"Mind telling me more? I'm intrigued."
May 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"Right..

Anyway, you mentioned a Grim Reaper?"
I am but still.
"....Your not even a bit concerned over what I said, are you?"

Hell circle round tO that Grim Reaper bit in a second, don't worry
May 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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CHANNEL THE FIRE INSIDE OF YOUR SOUL AND- #epicthemusical
May 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wait, huh?
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LOOKING AT THE STUFF AT THE BACK OF A SPENCER'S AS AN ADULT
"No! I can't keep supporting you when you do these things!!!!"
May 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"....Your not even a bit concerned over what I said, are you?"

Hell circle round tO that Grim Reaper bit in a second, don't worry
No no, it’s something else.

Like...

I sense that squirrel from Warner Bros. released the Grim Reaper from a mediocre horror franchise of supernatural events.
"Colds a new one.

Usually when I'm sneaking up behind someone about to either twist a neck or break a knee, they feel there's a fire behind them."

Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't
May 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
"Colds a new one.

Usually when I'm sneaking up behind someone about to either twist a neck or break a knee, they feel there's a fire behind them."

Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't turn around, Don't
...What?

What is this cold sense I’m getting?
May 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"How the hell did-WOAH!"

He ducked under both the punch and Ying, grabbing his legs and spinning his opponent round and round in the air.
May 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"Actually, about that?
𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀❗"

His spiral eyes glowed before pure energy fired put of them, aimed for Ying.
May 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Hornet from Hollow Knight driving the Hornet from Daytona USA
May 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"Bring it back."
Man, I forgot I went through that phase when I was a teen. . .
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just as he finished his sentence, the hedgehog grabbed him by the back of his coat, flying with him in tow until they were both in the exosphere.

"You were saying, hot shot?"
“Just stop..”

“The point is you don’t intimidate me in the slightest. Imma continue doing my feet shit and you ain’t gonna do nun bout it.”
Shaking his head, rolling his spiral eyes.

"I mean, if it's a scare you want, it's a scare I'll give ya."
May 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Shaking his head, rolling his spiral eyes.

"I mean, if it's a scare you want, it's a scare I'll give ya."
May 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"Now watch this."

In about the time it took to blink, the rock was suddenly broken into mere dust and rubble, the golden hedgehog right beside it.
“What about it?”
".....Oh, I see what's happening here."

He quickly wraps an arm around the other's shoulders, pointing out a large boulder.

"You see that rock over there?"
May 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
".....Oh, I see what's happening here."

He quickly wraps an arm around the other's shoulders, pointing out a large boulder.

"You see that rock over there?"
“Little ole’ you! I hate to say but..I don’t think so.”

“You gon’ have to chill a little bit, kid.”
May 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Gonna detail a plane."
May 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"If you make any more feet comments, yeah!

Yeah I will!"
“And you’re gonna teach me what pain?”

He’s oddly entertaining this.
"That makes it even better

Cause I don't really need you to "die" I just need you to learn.

And pain is an EXCELLENT teacher.
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"That makes it even better

Cause I don't really need you to "die" I just need you to learn.

And pain is an EXCELLENT teacher.
“Yall tryna kill the warrior. But yall in fact can’t. The warrior always lives.”
"And for my first act

I'm killing you.

This don't a joke, I'm going to come to your world, learn your personal schedule, and create a series of Rube Goldberg like traps that will get you killed on the worst ways."
May 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"....I wouldn't be just saying that out loud, mate."
May 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM