old man yaoi retirement home
@goldenglitz.itch.io
rex ♠️ 29 ♠️ transfag bttm4bttm ♠️ im not masc im just italian
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i post/rt lots of gay & trans porn +++hard kink friendly, often untagged. watch out!
fic: #goldenfic
ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/goldenglitz/
header: @adabear.art icon: @shan.bsky.social
i post/rt lots of gay & trans porn +++hard kink friendly, often untagged. watch out!
fic: #goldenfic
ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/goldenglitz/
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family reunion (cw uncle/nephew; boners)
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
family reunion (cw uncle/nephew; boners)
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he's been standing at the end of the hall for 10 minutes now
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
he's been standing at the end of the hall for 10 minutes now
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional
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i spoke to LOADS of people about this very recently, and the only people using it regularly were the dipshits in charge
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i spoke to LOADS of people about this very recently, and the only people using it regularly were the dipshits in charge
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Who Decided Sex Should Be Had In Bed?
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Who Decided Sex Should Be Had In Bed?
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Everytime I see a Big Beautiful Bottom my dick gets hard
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Everytime I see a Big Beautiful Bottom my dick gets hard
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my handheld is in shipping hell. trying not to stress out about it because like. its literally almost definitely going to be fine. but its a crappy courier service and theyve been on the "departed toronto" tracking stage for 6 days now when it never took more than 2 the other times ive had them
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
my handheld is in shipping hell. trying not to stress out about it because like. its literally almost definitely going to be fine. but its a crappy courier service and theyve been on the "departed toronto" tracking stage for 6 days now when it never took more than 2 the other times ive had them
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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obviously this will do absolutely nothing to protect children, but once you get a good censorship run going, it's hard to stop
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
obviously this will do absolutely nothing to protect children, but once you get a good censorship run going, it's hard to stop
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"I meant go make yourself useful as in SWEEP THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING."
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"I meant go make yourself useful as in SWEEP THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING."
jav titles have taken over my life
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
jav titles have taken over my life
that whole jav title made me throw my head around like a spooked horse but "A Beautiful Mature Woman Will Make A Man Of Us In Seconds" is so. wonderful. I love pornography
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
that whole jav title made me throw my head around like a spooked horse but "A Beautiful Mature Woman Will Make A Man Of Us In Seconds" is so. wonderful. I love pornography
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We're Draining Your Balls Of Every Last Drop Of Semen Reiko Sawamura 4 Hours A Crazy Mature Slut A Beautiful Mature Woman Will Make A Man Of Us In Seconds A Cum Crazy Fuck Fest With The Dirty Talk Master
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We're Draining Your Balls Of Every Last Drop Of Semen Reiko Sawamura 4 Hours A Crazy Mature Slut A Beautiful Mature Woman Will Make A Man Of Us In Seconds A Cum Crazy Fuck Fest With The Dirty Talk Master
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rhea314 on ao3 very kindly podficced my fic the crane wife! its a really fantastic narration and their voices for kyst had me smiling sm… give it a listen if youre interested! 🙆♀️
archiveofourown.org/works/74055206
archiveofourown.org/works/74055206
the crane wife by waterleveldropping [Podfic] - Rhea314 (Rhea) - カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
rhea314 on ao3 very kindly podficced my fic the crane wife! its a really fantastic narration and their voices for kyst had me smiling sm… give it a listen if youre interested! 🙆♀️
archiveofourown.org/works/74055206
archiveofourown.org/works/74055206
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Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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dwarf fortress bugs come in 3 flavors:
1. preposterous bullshit that is a complete edge case but sounds funny
2. minor tweak needed to avoid legacy code in cat self-adoption causing cats to inevitably catch fire and burn fortresses down
3. spanish inquisition grade suburban wine mom heresy
1. preposterous bullshit that is a complete edge case but sounds funny
2. minor tweak needed to avoid legacy code in cat self-adoption causing cats to inevitably catch fire and burn fortresses down
3. spanish inquisition grade suburban wine mom heresy
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
dwarf fortress bugs come in 3 flavors:
1. preposterous bullshit that is a complete edge case but sounds funny
2. minor tweak needed to avoid legacy code in cat self-adoption causing cats to inevitably catch fire and burn fortresses down
3. spanish inquisition grade suburban wine mom heresy
1. preposterous bullshit that is a complete edge case but sounds funny
2. minor tweak needed to avoid legacy code in cat self-adoption causing cats to inevitably catch fire and burn fortresses down
3. spanish inquisition grade suburban wine mom heresy
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the babyness of it all. he's currently writhing around like a furry worm on my lap as I type this
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the babyness of it all. he's currently writhing around like a furry worm on my lap as I type this
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the tissue box is closer to kyouji to symbolize that he's going to be jerking it crazy style later about satomi telling him to die without even looking at him and then eating on his dime.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the tissue box is closer to kyouji to symbolize that he's going to be jerking it crazy style later about satomi telling him to die without even looking at him and then eating on his dime.
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a very very long time ago i was listening to a video game podcast that has long since stopped existing where a frustrated listener wrote in asking what “Guitar Hero Ennui” was because he misheard them talking about “Guitar Hero on Wii”
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
a very very long time ago i was listening to a video game podcast that has long since stopped existing where a frustrated listener wrote in asking what “Guitar Hero Ennui” was because he misheard them talking about “Guitar Hero on Wii”