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Just ranked the current Global top 40
Billboard Global 200 (22 November 2025) - Top 40 Ranked 9/10 1. "BIRDS OF A FEATHER" by Billie Eilish 2. "WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!" by RAYE 8/10 3. "WILDFLOWER" by Billie Eilish 4. "Reliquia" by ROSALÍA 5. "Love Me Not" by Ravyn Lenae 6. "Berghain" by ROSALÍA, Björk, and Yves Tumor 7. "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls 8. "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey 9. "Folded" by Kehlani 10. "12 to 12" by sombr 11. "Tears" by Sabrina Carpenter 7/10 12. "Last Christmas" by Wham! 13. "Every Breath You Take" by the Police 14. "How It's Done" by HUNTR/X 15. "La Perla" by ROSALÍA and Yahritza y su Esencia 16. "back to friends" by sombr 17. "Creep" by Radiohead 18. "Daddy Yankee: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 0/66" by Bizarrap and Daddy Yankee 19. "Father Figure" by Taylor Swift 20. "What It Sounds Like" by HUNTR/X 21. "Your Idol" by the Saja Boys 22. "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter 23. "Man I Need" by Olivia Dean 24. "Elizabeth Taylor" by Taylor Swift 25. "So Easy (To Fall in Love)" by Olivia Dean 6/10 26. "The Fate of Ophelia" by Taylor Swift 27. "No Broke Boys" by Disco Lines and Tinashe 28. "APT." by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars 29. "IRIS OUT" by Kenshi Yonezu 30. "SPAGHETTI" by LE SSERAFIM and j-hope 31. "Sweater Weather" by the Neighbourhood 32. "Opalite" by Taylor Swift 33. "Golden" by HUNTR/X 34. "Soda Pop" by the Saja Boys 5/10 35. "Gabriela" by KATSEYE 36. "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars 37. "Wi$h Li$t" by Taylor Swift 38. "Lose Control" by Teddy Swims 4/10 39. "Beautiful Things" by Benson Boone 40. "Ordinary" by Alex Warren Average rating: 6.75 / 10
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
David Dees walked so GalaxyPeaBrain could run
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
I would enjoy these Kirk edits a lot more if most of them weren't made using AI. Like where are all the Photoshop edits?
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
2026 Grammy AOTY albums I've listened to ranked:

Let God Sort Em Out (8/10)
GNX (8/10)
DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS (8/10)
CHROMAKOPIA (8/10)
Man's Best Friend (7/10)
popbase.tv Pop Base @popbase.tv · Nov 7
#GRAMMYs  nominees for Album of the Year

Bad Bunny — Debi Tirar Mas Fotos
Justin Bieber — Swag
Sabrina Carpenter — Man’s Best Friend
Clipse, Pusha T & Malice — Let God Sort Em Out
Lady Gaga — Mayhem
Kendrick Lamar — GNX
Leon Thomas — Mutt
Tyler, The Creator — Chromakopia
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
I think Link Neal and Jacksfilms should link up (heh heh) and recreate the sizzling fajitas meme together
October 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
If Ariana was Gen Alpha, she would call the song "33+34"
October 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Kinda wild to me that Pete Hegseth is technically a millennial
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Wasian Czech Hitler isn't real, he can't hurt you:

Wasian Czech Hitler:
The official portrait taken in 2015 of Tomio Okamura, leader of the neo-fascist Freedom and Direct Democracy party in Czechia.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
If Caroline Polachek directed that new Paul Thomas Anderson movie, it would be called One Door After Another
September 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Really on-brand that America's Reichstag fire moment is a podcaster getting smoked
September 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
The new Cardi B album is kinda like the Silksong of music if you think about it
September 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Seeing all this talk about Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk made me decide to check out Candace Owens' Wikipedia page, and wow, she has four (4) kids?! All in the last five years?! Girl is pumping out babies like there's no tomorrow
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
My man on his
The cover of will.i.am's album #willpower, showing will.i.am with the top right edge of his hair completely cut off at a 90-degree angle staring into the camera in front of an orange background. Above his head is a text reading his name followed by the album title contained within a red box, while the bottom right shows his insignia, which is a white circle containing a combination of the initials of his stage name.
September 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Even after all these years, it kinda fucks me up how tiny Charlie Kirk's face is. Like wow, what a tiny face
September 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Mariah the Scientist implies the existence of Whitney the Mathematician
September 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Hollow Knight: Silksonic
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
If HUNTR/X were drained, they'd be singing "heels, nails, Bladee, mascara"
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
[Martha Wash voice]
EVERYBODY TRANS NOW!
August 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Ranked the Global top 40, where there are a LOT of KPop Demon Hunters
A screenshot which reads: Billboard Global 200 (16 August 2025) - Top 40 Ranked 10/10 1. "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac 9/10 2. "The Subway" by Chappell Roan 3. "BIRDS OF A FEATHER" by Billie Eilish 8/10 4. "WILDFLOWER" by Billie Eilish 5. "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan 6. "Love Me Not" by Ravyn Lenae 7. "No One Noticed" by the Marías 8. "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter 9. "Shake It to the Max (FLY)" by MOLIY, Silent Addy, Skillibeng, and Shenseea 10. "luther" by Kendrick Lamar and SZA 7/10 11. "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls 12. "How It's Done" by HUNTR/X 13. "back to friends" by sombr 14. "Show Me Love" by WizTheMc and bees & honey 15. "Saiyaara" by Faheem Abdullah 16. "Creep" by Radiohead 17. "TU SANCHO" by Fuerza Regida 18. "What It Sounds Like" by HUNTR/X 19. "Just Keep Watching" by Tate McRae 20. "JUMP" by BLACKPINK 21. "Your Idol" by Saja Boys 22. "undressed" by sombr A screenshot which reads: 6/10 23. "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter 24. "Takedown" by HUNTR/X 25. "APT." by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars 26. "YUKON" by Justin Bieber 27. "DAISIES" by Justin Bieber 28. "Golden" by HUNTR/X 29. "Soda Pop" by Saja Boys 30. "La Plena (W Sound 05)" by Beéle and Ovy on the Drums 31. "Free" by EJAE and Andrew Choi 5/10 32. "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars 33. "Sapphire" by Ed Sheeran 34. "Which One" by Drake and Central Cee 35. "What I Want" by Morgan Wallen and Tate McRae 36. "Lose Control" by Teddy Swims 37. "Eternity" by Alex Warren 4/10 38. "Ordinary" by Alex Warren 39. "Beautiful Things" by Benson Boone 40. "Mystical Magical" by Benson Boone Average rating: 6.6 / 10
August 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
There's a lot of discourse on Twitter about what the worst songs ever are, and what I've learned is that apparently there are not one, but at least two stomp clap hey songs named "Home"
August 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Really fun to say "Labubu" in a Trump voice
July 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Would be the funniest thing ever if Curtis Sliwa ends up getting more votes than Adams and Cuomo this November
July 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
Ohio Skibidi Rizz walked so Dubai Chocolate Labubu can run
July 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
goldenbluebird.bsky.social
SandinistaPoints would not have made that statement, I can tell you that much
July 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM