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🚨NEW KIT SEASON HAS BEGUN!🚨

Novo Nordisk open the 2026 kit reveal season with a slight update on their 2025 look. A nice update with more green added to the dark blue and the design on the back looks cool. Is it a Taurus thing? I don't know my star signs very well.

(Screenshot from team's insta)
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If he can convince Olav to stick with his lead-outs in the last 2kms, maybe they didn't waste all that money on a train after all.

That's a long shot though, Olav does love himself another sprinter's wheel.
Decathlon-Ag2r add Mark Renshaw and Heinrich Haussler as sports directors. Renshaw should be especially valuable for new signing Olav Kooij and the sprints
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
In my final year of school, my physics teacher told me to my face that women with degrees are bitter and depressed.

This is not just a twitter thing, every woman faces comments like this.

If you're a man and you'd never say that, it may be hard to imagine that this happens all the time. It does.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
@zoeface44.bsky.social I just realized something and I need you to be aware of this:

Sam Darnold has thrown more interceptions this year than Trevor Lawrence.

If you need any advice on mental coping strategies, I offer free group commiseration sessions on mondays.
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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You should go to a bike race

escapecollective.com/you-should-g...
You should go to a bike race
It's about feeling, not knowing.
escapecollective.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you were a bike race, which one would you wanna be?

I've decided I'm picking the Baby Giro. Great race to see young talent show themselves on a big stage, but not quite as high stakes as l'Avenir.

And with it being a U23 race: No aliens allowed! 😃
So as I’m heading out the door, @tonke.bsky.social, @pamina85.bsky.social, and @billylezard.bsky.social are over here playing “If I Was A Race”…

….and I claim Münsterland Giro. Fun little whacky German race late in the season that Jasper keeps winning.

Who else wants to pick a race? 😆
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Torstein Træen signs with Uno-X reports TV2 www.tv2.no/sport/tv-2-e... (🇳🇴)
TV 2 erfarer: Træen enig med Uno-X
Sykkelprofilen vender hjem igjen og forsterker Uno-X før opprykket til øverste nivå.
www.tv2.no
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Or the low journalistic standards in general. I follow a lot of cycling news media, but only to make me aware of what *might* be going on.

For factually true information I don't trust any of them and I have to cross-reference and draw inferences to try and figure out what's rumour and what's truth.
Every day I cry about the low editing standards of pretty much all cycling media 🫠 even the most legit sites fairly frequently have typos
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
While this is a bit concerning, this is a very limited study that only shows that this should be looked into more, but doesn’t conclusively show that there is an effect in reality.

Arguments below 👇
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
If you, like me, think the production quality and entertainment acts of ASO's team presentation for one of the biggest sports events in the world are absolute garbage, here is what a real opening ceremony can look like.

Or part of it. They had two other music acts just as good as this.
Bite Marks (TEYA) | Worlds 2025 Finals Opening Ceremony Presented by Mastercard
YouTube video by League of Legends
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Update: Monkey is the first to claim the new tree. There’s a reason he’s called that 😃
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Once a year, my mum brings me a new tree for my birds. That’s why I have a 3m tall tree in the middle of my living room, in case anyone was wondering.

This is the latest one. I only just got it, so the birdies are still shy to explore, but in a few days they’ll love it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Protest works.
PremierTech stops as a team sponsor "taking effect immediately"
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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“a rider who had found a contract elsewhere but his move has been blocked even though his place on the final 30-man roster of the merged team is not certain”

That’s so fucked 🙃 and Belgian law is overriding UCI regs, so the team doesn’t have to decide anything 100% until December 31 apparently
Riders are being 'held hostage' - Adam Hansen slams handling of 🇧🇪 Lotto-Intermarché merger

📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/ride...

📸 Cor Vos
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Halle-fucking-lujah that this is official. That guy comes from UAE's devo team and he's really good. Like, super duper good. Thank god UAE didn't keep him. Phew.
Next up in pink is 19-year-old Matthias Schwarzbacher 💗 The rising Slovakian talent had a breakout season, winning a stage at the Giro Next Gen, the national time trial title, and proving himself as an exciting U23 rider to watch.
Get to know our new rider: explore.efprocycling.com/schwarzbache...
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Jesper Mørkøv 2.0
🇳🇱 Visma | Lease a Bike snaps up rising DS from Unibet Rose Rockets for 2026

📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/vism...

📸 Cor Vos
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
With AWP you can maybe argue that a U23 year may or may not have been good, but I don't think there is any rational argument to be made that Seixas would have benefitted more from riding in U23.

Not even expectation wise, as crushing every race doesn't actually help lower those.
'Nobody should be going straight to the World Tour out of juniors' - US talent 🇺🇸 Cole Kessler urges patience in rider development

📰 domestiquecycling.com/en/news/nobo...

📸 Cor Vos
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
No, you’re not allowed 4 seconds? That sounds like an urban myth riders tell themselves. You are not allowed to use a vehicle as leverage to move you forward (directly or indirectly). How much leeway you’re allowed is up to the commissairs, but if it’s uphill, 4s is outrageous.
🇫🇷 Lenny Martinez revisits Tour de France sticky bottle:

"Many people watch the Tour de France and think that simply hanging on is cheating, even though you’re allowed four seconds. In any case, I know I didn’t intend to cheat. I’m at peace with myself."

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November 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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UCI announces António Carvalho is provisionally suspended over anomalies with his bio-passport. He's been racing on Portuguese teams for several years www.uci.org/pressrelease...
UCI statement on António Carvalho Ferreira
www.uci.org
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Including "I hope other teams don's see that as arrogance" in the most arrogant quote I've seen in a while sure is something 😂

I mean, you are the best team, I'll give you that. But you're really not the most self-aware 😂
🇧🇪 Tim Wellens on UAE mentality

"Before the GP Montréal, we said: ‘There’s no reason to stress, we’re the best.’ And then we completely dominated the race. I hope other teams don’t see that as arrogance, but I can understand if it’s frustrating"

📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/tim-...

📸Cor Vos
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Tagging onto this, I'm charging only travel and accomodation costs for a Pogacar jinx specifically. I am 2/2 so far, in races where he was the overwhelming favourite 🧙‍♀️
If anyone’s looking for a witch to jinx your least favourite cyclists my rate is 30 for a normal jinx, 50 for a powerful spell, and 100 to go to a race and cast a curse on the cyclists bloodline
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Decathlon's youth prospects are freaking scary...
The Men's u23 Koppenberg Cross at Oudenaarde was won by Aubin Sparfel.

firstcycling.com/race.php?r=4...
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I remember interviews from him last off-season, where he was looking forward to doing the small races for Visma and gaining experience in a big WT team.

Now he's been a central part in two Grand Tour victories and led Kooij and Brennan to tons of sprint wins.

Visma really found a gem there.
The quiet rise of 🇳🇱 Visma | Lease a Bike’s newest mastermind.

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📸 Visma | Lease a Bike
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Im Fall #Lazkano werden vermutl. noch einige Sachen aufgearbeitet werden.

- Hat RBH vor Verpflichtung alle Möglichkeiten ausgeschöpft, ihn zu ‚durchleuchten‘?

- Welche Rolle bei Verpflichtung spielt RBH DS Patxi Vila, der vorher ‚Head of Performance‘ bei Movistar war, als Lazkano dort fuhr?

- …
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM