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Kajé
@gohomekj.bsky.social
I’m just here to make people laugh… sometimes. I’m random AF so don’t expect cohesion • 😮‍💨🍃• Amateur Chef • 🍟 & Reality 📺 connoisseur • Horror 🎬 • 💰▪️Blaxican.. Lover of beautiful beings & things.
I miss the old Black Friday. When people fist-fought and were trampled while stampeding into a Walmart.
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Somebody needs their ass BEAT! This is NOT ok.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm all for deals and saving money. Some may even call me frugal. But one-ply toilet tissue is where I draw the line.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is frying me so bad 🤣😂🤣😂😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
13 is crazy lol but I’m 2 & 17
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Waffle Crisp is the best cereal ever made
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I hate when I find a good discount deal on clothes I want and the sizes and colors I want are ALWAYS f^cking sold out 😭
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
People with a full grocery cart who see you standing there with three things and still don’t let you go first are truly the villains of society. Like, I hope every one of their avocados is secretly brown inside.
a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .
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November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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SHEEEEEEESH
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I've never had duck sauce. Wth does it even taste like?
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Can you imagine walking into a beauty supply and seeing this? LMAOOOO! 😂💀
September 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My homegirl sent me this picture from a few months ago. I can't lie; I’m a handsome man. By the way, this is 40. If that's old, hey, call me unc.

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September 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The fact that my niece comes to ME to put her baby to sleep! Ugh? Great uncle duties. I won the uncle games. 🥹
August 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Little Rascals is a comfort movie I wanna watch while cuddling with the love of my life
August 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
‘White, Poor & Angry: Inside America’s Most Racist Town’

What a caption. 😂
August 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I don’t know what’s more psychotic—waking up every day ready to defend a celebrity you’ll never meet like it’s the Hunger Games, or hating a celebrity so much you basically run a free fan page dedicated to reminding people how much you can’t stand them.
August 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Happy Birthday to me! ✨
August 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If you're still drinking Four Lokos in 2025, find God.
August 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't wanna be with anyone too into any celebrity or “public figure”. I want to get to know someone sane and normal.
August 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
trump is president again and destroying everything, KFC brought back the potato wedges but not the honey BBQ wings, someone in Cali recently got the plague. God, I’m ready to repent because I know you're ending it all soon.
August 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
People who prefer Miracle Whip over mayo aren’t just untrustworthy… they’re dangerous. That’s serial killer behavior and should be put on a watchlist. These are the people who do crazy sh|t like fake pregnancies for attention & unplug life support machines to charge their phone.
August 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM