“The Fixer” Paesano
@gogglespaesan0.bsky.social
Cross-platform friendly disturber of shite from Toronto.
Refugee from the dumpster fire formerly known as Twitter. #Canadasky
Refugee from the dumpster fire formerly known as Twitter. #Canadasky
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I joined Twitter in 2007. Back then, it was fun and cool. People connected, shared ideas, experiences and news. It was a positive experience. As most of you know, that changed & has only gotten worse. Bluesky feels a lot like Twitter in 2007 & I kinda love it. Please let it remain this way. ❤️
Someone sent this to me today & it’s sound advice. When there are clowns who continually want to drag you into their circus, you can choose to remove yourself. I don’t like the circus. And I certainly don’t like clowns. I remove myself. 😊
February 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Someone sent this to me today & it’s sound advice. When there are clowns who continually want to drag you into their circus, you can choose to remove yourself. I don’t like the circus. And I certainly don’t like clowns. I remove myself. 😊
In or about 2022-2023, I made several statements about Keven Ages and his family and their alleged
online activities against women and families, including my own. I spoke based on incomplete
information and concluded too quickly. I did not have all the facts. 1/2
online activities against women and families, including my own. I spoke based on incomplete
information and concluded too quickly. I did not have all the facts. 1/2
February 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In or about 2022-2023, I made several statements about Keven Ages and his family and their alleged
online activities against women and families, including my own. I spoke based on incomplete
information and concluded too quickly. I did not have all the facts. 1/2
online activities against women and families, including my own. I spoke based on incomplete
information and concluded too quickly. I did not have all the facts. 1/2
I had my “dinner”. It was a Happy Meal. I had a cheeseburger dressed like a mac. I asked for milk so I could store it away for my latte tomorrow morning. I dipped my fries in ketchup. The beverage accompanying my meal was an Irish whiskey on the rocks. Cuz I’m fancy like that.
February 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I had my “dinner”. It was a Happy Meal. I had a cheeseburger dressed like a mac. I asked for milk so I could store it away for my latte tomorrow morning. I dipped my fries in ketchup. The beverage accompanying my meal was an Irish whiskey on the rocks. Cuz I’m fancy like that.
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Election Day in Ontario is Thursday, February 27.
Here are some hopefully helpful links, dates, and deadlines. Visit www.elections.on.ca for more information.
#OnPoli 🧵
Here are some hopefully helpful links, dates, and deadlines. Visit www.elections.on.ca for more information.
#OnPoli 🧵
a cartoon drawing of a hand putting a ballot into a box that says ballot
Alt: A cartoon drawing of a hand putting a ballot. The words COUNT ME IN are on the ballot.
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Election Day in Ontario is Thursday, February 27.
Here are some hopefully helpful links, dates, and deadlines. Visit www.elections.on.ca for more information.
#OnPoli 🧵
Here are some hopefully helpful links, dates, and deadlines. Visit www.elections.on.ca for more information.
#OnPoli 🧵
Did you know that “delusional narcissist” spelled backwards is “cunt”?
January 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Did you know that “delusional narcissist” spelled backwards is “cunt”?
People get really pissy about pineapple on pizza. How about turkey testicles on pizza? Apparently it’s a delicacy in Taiwan. As for me? I think it’s nuts.
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
People get really pissy about pineapple on pizza. How about turkey testicles on pizza? Apparently it’s a delicacy in Taiwan. As for me? I think it’s nuts.
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Seems legit. @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Seems legit. @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social
Have you ever made a simple dish that just hit the spot? This was it. So satisfying. So frickin yummy! Cheese tortellini with spring peas in a black truffle & cream sauce with a sprinkle of parmigiano reggiano. 🤌
January 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Have you ever made a simple dish that just hit the spot? This was it. So satisfying. So frickin yummy! Cheese tortellini with spring peas in a black truffle & cream sauce with a sprinkle of parmigiano reggiano. 🤌
Is it just me? Am I the only one who’s full of cheese??
December 28, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Is it just me? Am I the only one who’s full of cheese??
It took a few cups more, but the caffeine finally hit.
December 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
It took a few cups more, but the caffeine finally hit.
Walked into a shop behind two teenaged boys as a Cybertruck drove by. One of the guys chuckled at the same time as me. We all made eye contact & burst out laughing. “That thing is uuugggly”, he scoffed.
Nothing says Christmas like people uniting over their hatred of Cybetrucks. ❤️🌲
Nothing says Christmas like people uniting over their hatred of Cybetrucks. ❤️🌲
December 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Walked into a shop behind two teenaged boys as a Cybertruck drove by. One of the guys chuckled at the same time as me. We all made eye contact & burst out laughing. “That thing is uuugggly”, he scoffed.
Nothing says Christmas like people uniting over their hatred of Cybetrucks. ❤️🌲
Nothing says Christmas like people uniting over their hatred of Cybetrucks. ❤️🌲
My Christmas budget this year was tighter than Steve Perry’s jeans. That said, I’m all done. Let the wrapping begin!
December 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
My Christmas budget this year was tighter than Steve Perry’s jeans. That said, I’m all done. Let the wrapping begin!
Would you kindly drop your favourite non-traditional Christmas song here? I’d like to add to my playlist.
I’ve got songs like:
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade
White Christmas by Bad Religion
Father Christmas by The Kinks… and on and on…
I’ve got songs like:
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade
White Christmas by Bad Religion
Father Christmas by The Kinks… and on and on…
December 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Would you kindly drop your favourite non-traditional Christmas song here? I’d like to add to my playlist.
I’ve got songs like:
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade
White Christmas by Bad Religion
Father Christmas by The Kinks… and on and on…
I’ve got songs like:
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade
White Christmas by Bad Religion
Father Christmas by The Kinks… and on and on…
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
1/20
#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
1/20
December 17, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
1/20
#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
1/20
The news has been so dire for I don’t know how long. This particular moment with my dad melted my heart yesterday, so I thought I’d share it to help break up your timeline with something wholesome & good. ❤️
December 17, 2024 at 11:20 PM
The news has been so dire for I don’t know how long. This particular moment with my dad melted my heart yesterday, so I thought I’d share it to help break up your timeline with something wholesome & good. ❤️
Nevermind Bruce Springstern! The US has an elected a president that can’t even spell his own son’s name correctly. 🤡
December 10, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Nevermind Bruce Springstern! The US has an elected a president that can’t even spell his own son’s name correctly. 🤡
I can already hear the network writers tossing around ideas.
“No, listen guys! How about this? “If the eyebrows aren’t knit, you must acquit?” Huh? Well? Yeah?”
“No, listen guys! How about this? “If the eyebrows aren’t knit, you must acquit?” Huh? Well? Yeah?”
December 10, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I can already hear the network writers tossing around ideas.
“No, listen guys! How about this? “If the eyebrows aren’t knit, you must acquit?” Huh? Well? Yeah?”
“No, listen guys! How about this? “If the eyebrows aren’t knit, you must acquit?” Huh? Well? Yeah?”
No pain, no gain!
December 8, 2024 at 10:37 PM
No pain, no gain!
I don’t know why they’re trying to pin everything on Jake Gyllenhaal. He didn do nuffin! Though some might say his performance in Zodiac was mid.
December 6, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I don’t know why they’re trying to pin everything on Jake Gyllenhaal. He didn do nuffin! Though some might say his performance in Zodiac was mid.
Sound advice.
Here's the thing folks: if you don't agree with a point a person is making, you have some choices:
1. Argue with them because you think you're right
2. Block them because they annoy you
3. Scroll right on by
With choice 1, please remember that you are going into THEIR feed to impose YOUR opinion.
1. Argue with them because you think you're right
2. Block them because they annoy you
3. Scroll right on by
With choice 1, please remember that you are going into THEIR feed to impose YOUR opinion.
December 4, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Sound advice.
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
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It's hard to not interact with the troll, but don't. Just block them and sooner or later they will go away.
December 3, 2024 at 5:37 PM
It's hard to not interact with the troll, but don't. Just block them and sooner or later they will go away.
Waking up to find South Korea is under martial law. 😟
Worrisome to say the very least.
Worrisome to say the very least.
December 3, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Waking up to find South Korea is under martial law. 😟
Worrisome to say the very least.
Worrisome to say the very least.
This is kinda cute… Try yours out!
“The Fixer” Paesano: Bluesky’s Sweetly Chaotic Troublemaker
A master of gentle chaos, armed with sharp wit and a fondness for community care.
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A delightful blend of heartwarming and hilariously disarming.
blueskyroast.com/roast/goggle...
“The Fixer” Paesano: Bluesky’s Sweetly Chaotic Troublemaker
A master of gentle chaos, armed with sharp wit and a fondness for community care.
"
A delightful blend of heartwarming and hilariously disarming.
blueskyroast.com/roast/goggle...
December 3, 2024 at 5:52 AM
This is kinda cute… Try yours out!
“The Fixer” Paesano: Bluesky’s Sweetly Chaotic Troublemaker
A master of gentle chaos, armed with sharp wit and a fondness for community care.
"
A delightful blend of heartwarming and hilariously disarming.
blueskyroast.com/roast/goggle...
“The Fixer” Paesano: Bluesky’s Sweetly Chaotic Troublemaker
A master of gentle chaos, armed with sharp wit and a fondness for community care.
"
A delightful blend of heartwarming and hilariously disarming.
blueskyroast.com/roast/goggle...
Mariah has thawed. Everything is merry and bright! Sort of.
December 3, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Mariah has thawed. Everything is merry and bright! Sort of.