Carty Wheeler
@gogglesofheck.bsky.social
Samideanina rano, processism owl, translady Linux penguin, synth and guitar drow, pathetically NE amikemeta korvo.
Kun trankvila dignito kaj videbla ĝeno.
Kun trankvila dignito kaj videbla ĝeno.
That thing that old Mainers do where they exaggerately act like they have more energy than you do in the morning... I'm pretty sure that's why we've never had a singer on the radio and why all our media depicts us as haunted and emotionally mutilated. And I think we still deserve worse for it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That thing that old Mainers do where they exaggerately act like they have more energy than you do in the morning... I'm pretty sure that's why we've never had a singer on the radio and why all our media depicts us as haunted and emotionally mutilated. And I think we still deserve worse for it.
Aderan's 2025 Amore collection is knocking it out of the park with all these noncommittal offkilter middle parts.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Aderan's 2025 Amore collection is knocking it out of the park with all these noncommittal offkilter middle parts.
So weird that Cheney doesn't want Trump at his funeral. He helped popularize reactionary populism but apparently didn't like seeing it done more efficiently.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So weird that Cheney doesn't want Trump at his funeral. He helped popularize reactionary populism but apparently didn't like seeing it done more efficiently.
I made a ragu sauce last night that was so good that for the first time in my life I felt like I added too much chese on top. A milestone I didn't know I'd reach.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I made a ragu sauce last night that was so good that for the first time in my life I felt like I added too much chese on top. A milestone I didn't know I'd reach.
You realize that they don't want to promote anyone who understands the rules, they promote people who are very good at passionately following rules they don't fully understand but have been told to enforce. Which is a personality type I keep forgetting exists bc I've spent my life avoiding them.
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You realize that they don't want to promote anyone who understands the rules, they promote people who are very good at passionately following rules they don't fully understand but have been told to enforce. Which is a personality type I keep forgetting exists bc I've spent my life avoiding them.
Ah that thing that happens at jobs when you do better work than everyone but no one cares or acknowledges it because your energy kind of annoys the supervisors.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ah that thing that happens at jobs when you do better work than everyone but no one cares or acknowledges it because your energy kind of annoys the supervisors.
In an effort to smoke less pot, a reminder that AI appears perfectly normal when I'm stoned.
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In an effort to smoke less pot, a reminder that AI appears perfectly normal when I'm stoned.
There's probably a word in German for how I've been getting high at my job every day and I currently understand my program better than all of my supervisors. Verhüllteunerkannteweisheit?
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There's probably a word in German for how I've been getting high at my job every day and I currently understand my program better than all of my supervisors. Verhüllteunerkannteweisheit?
The fact that "smurf" is a different word in different languages has to be one of the more brilliant ad gimmicks of all time. "Give your children ineffable linguistic experiences by discussing the smurfs in Belgium."
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The fact that "smurf" is a different word in different languages has to be one of the more brilliant ad gimmicks of all time. "Give your children ineffable linguistic experiences by discussing the smurfs in Belgium."
To err is human, but to fuck up on a consistent and structural basis is AI.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
To err is human, but to fuck up on a consistent and structural basis is AI.
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
Had the horrible realization today that I live equidistant from the two closest Mr Bagels. Imagine these are bags of day olds. I'm in the center of the image.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Had the horrible realization today that I live equidistant from the two closest Mr Bagels. Imagine these are bags of day olds. I'm in the center of the image.
"Rick Steves! I'm high! Back with more of the best of Europe!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Rick Steves! I'm high! Back with more of the best of Europe!"
My nose lost weight in the last few years. #thxforthesurgerygod #spironolactonepower
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My nose lost weight in the last few years. #thxforthesurgerygod #spironolactonepower
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This is still Reagan's world, we're just dying in it.
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is still Reagan's world, we're just dying in it.
Good thing I bought my bus tix last night before they announced the cancellation of all those flights. I have spent my whole life watching Republican presidents make everything shittier and the whole country forgetting that it happens every eight fucking years.
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Good thing I bought my bus tix last night before they announced the cancellation of all those flights. I have spent my whole life watching Republican presidents make everything shittier and the whole country forgetting that it happens every eight fucking years.
I don't need to do nn nov but I do need to do a don't get ballistically high all day wintertime. We'll see if I resort to the former in admitted defeat of the latter.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I don't need to do nn nov but I do need to do a don't get ballistically high all day wintertime. We'll see if I resort to the former in admitted defeat of the latter.
Cheez-Its are the only snackfood that you can't dip in anything. Go ahead and try. Nothing makes sense.
Its name is prob a contraction of "Cheez is It".
Its name is prob a contraction of "Cheez is It".
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Cheez-Its are the only snackfood that you can't dip in anything. Go ahead and try. Nothing makes sense.
Its name is prob a contraction of "Cheez is It".
Its name is prob a contraction of "Cheez is It".
Finally found the dumbest band name: The Aero-Smiths
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finally found the dumbest band name: The Aero-Smiths
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
Went to one of those liminal polling places which was somehow both a church and a gymnasium at once.
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Went to one of those liminal polling places which was somehow both a church and a gymnasium at once.
The city busses are all free today! Definitely going to the pot store after I vote.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The city busses are all free today! Definitely going to the pot store after I vote.
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@littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social you have an awe inspiring and majestic voice. Ty for bringing BÖC 2 life. #andgodzilla
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
@littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social you have an awe inspiring and majestic voice. Ty for bringing BÖC 2 life. #andgodzilla
"Storage is full. Purchase expensive app for the privilege of deleting your files." Google. My dear old rat fucker. You really have no conception, no godfucked idea of how good it felt to install Yahoo, create a new account, and see a fresh inbox. I will never learn of what becomes of you.
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Storage is full. Purchase expensive app for the privilege of deleting your files." Google. My dear old rat fucker. You really have no conception, no godfucked idea of how good it felt to install Yahoo, create a new account, and see a fresh inbox. I will never learn of what becomes of you.