Dingus
@goddamnitzoey.bsky.social
10 minutes in the Yucca Mountain Waste Isolation Pilot Plant would literally give me so much honor, but we're not ready for that conversation yet
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Dingus
@goddamnitzoey.bsky.social
· Dec 2
God is real and he needs me to give him the code from a Google play card
Blind person area?
Isn't that like length times width or something?
Isn't that like length times width or something?
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Blind person area?
Isn't that like length times width or something?
Isn't that like length times width or something?
Bodysnatcher juice
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Bodysnatcher juice
Kinda wish there was an easier way to get stabbed
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Kinda wish there was an easier way to get stabbed
Cat occupies superman leg pose position, sleep is within sight but morally dubious. Cat very sleepy too
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Cat occupies superman leg pose position, sleep is within sight but morally dubious. Cat very sleepy too
Milk cow. Ate the milk. Perpetual motion.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Milk cow. Ate the milk. Perpetual motion.
Polar ice caps only exist so nestle can charge for water, we need them to melt so we can get more water
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Polar ice caps only exist so nestle can charge for water, we need them to melt so we can get more water
Stupid fucking glaciers moved my river
October 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Stupid fucking glaciers moved my river
Chlorophyll 1 is on some bitch shit, need to infect more non native species with it, makes them blow up. Chlorophyll 2 is cool tho, if you told me they had both I would die
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Chlorophyll 1 is on some bitch shit, need to infect more non native species with it, makes them blow up. Chlorophyll 2 is cool tho, if you told me they had both I would die
Drove straight through the roundabout. purple heart
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Drove straight through the roundabout. purple heart
Sewers are a scam the rivers right there
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Sewers are a scam the rivers right there
Lake fish in withdrawal, no chemicals to eat, I'm helping
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Lake fish in withdrawal, no chemicals to eat, I'm helping
2000mg caffeine, the shadows will not find me, I have become more than they ever could have imagined
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
2000mg caffeine, the shadows will not find me, I have become more than they ever could have imagined
Burnt my hand on a battery, eye for an eye bitch I'm going to stab you
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Burnt my hand on a battery, eye for an eye bitch I'm going to stab you
Ngl a little treat would actually fix me
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ngl a little treat would actually fix me
Feels like we should be eating more foods from a wet towel, if we don't it's kind of a waste
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Feels like we should be eating more foods from a wet towel, if we don't it's kind of a waste
Poop rock sitting there, next to the river, need more van space
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Poop rock sitting there, next to the river, need more van space
Vegetable oil, in my tummy, seeing how the day turns out before I put more in
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Vegetable oil, in my tummy, seeing how the day turns out before I put more in
Grirdled my loins, can't do that anymore. Woke.
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Grirdled my loins, can't do that anymore. Woke.
Replaced all the fabuloso labels with juice. YOU WILL NOT keep me from my bounty
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Replaced all the fabuloso labels with juice. YOU WILL NOT keep me from my bounty
Put seed base in a package with no return address, I will make the post office have grass again
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Put seed base in a package with no return address, I will make the post office have grass again
Just got pranked on the toilet, there's no way that's the shape of my intestine somebody else must have snuck that one in when I wasn't looking
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just got pranked on the toilet, there's no way that's the shape of my intestine somebody else must have snuck that one in when I wasn't looking
Big sleep doesn't want you to know you can just take lil micronaps when your driving if the roads are straight
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Big sleep doesn't want you to know you can just take lil micronaps when your driving if the roads are straight
Need a better oven, the fingertips keep growing back
September 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Need a better oven, the fingertips keep growing back
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I’d like to start this blowjob with a land acknowledgment
September 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’d like to start this blowjob with a land acknowledgment
Somebody keeps telling me that shrimps is bugs, I don't know how much more tearfully I can explain to them that shrimps is water, shrimps is not bugs...
September 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Somebody keeps telling me that shrimps is bugs, I don't know how much more tearfully I can explain to them that shrimps is water, shrimps is not bugs...