Busting it Down in my Mind Palace
@arachnojorts.bsky.social
I’m gonna scromit. If you know me in real life - no you don’t.
All my friends would read you a picture book and do the voices if you asked nicely. You can’t say the same.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
All my friends would read you a picture book and do the voices if you asked nicely. You can’t say the same.
Your first manic episode gets to be longer than the others bc it’s the pilot
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Your first manic episode gets to be longer than the others bc it’s the pilot
Chess is last place safe in society for killing clergy with horses
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Chess is last place safe in society for killing clergy with horses
JOI Challenge: Cum Before the Ferris Wheel Makes a Full Rotation
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
JOI Challenge: Cum Before the Ferris Wheel Makes a Full Rotation
They should let you do bumper cars drunk as hell
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
They should let you do bumper cars drunk as hell
If you make her queef just right you can get stuck, stay safe
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If you make her queef just right you can get stuck, stay safe
Lo mein but it’s one singular noodle in a greasy yet elaborate knot
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Lo mein but it’s one singular noodle in a greasy yet elaborate knot
Panera Lemonade that makes you so sleepy you could die
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Panera Lemonade that makes you so sleepy you could die
Peanut butter has an evil twin named Shitseed Margerine
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Peanut butter has an evil twin named Shitseed Margerine
Eating white meat chicken is still technically breastfeeding
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Eating white meat chicken is still technically breastfeeding
Atlantis could still be out there
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Atlantis could still be out there
Thin slicing chicken tikka and calling it Delhi Meat
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Thin slicing chicken tikka and calling it Delhi Meat
Is Frosted Flakes a good cereal or does the horny furry mascot make me think I’m enjoying it?
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Is Frosted Flakes a good cereal or does the horny furry mascot make me think I’m enjoying it?
I’m getting my toenails removed and my girl’s dental insurance is covering it
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’m getting my toenails removed and my girl’s dental insurance is covering it
Mosquitos should have to moan a little when they put it in
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Mosquitos should have to moan a little when they put it in
Ring doorbell for the chastity cage, gotta get permission.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Ring doorbell for the chastity cage, gotta get permission.
Secret Santa where we commission pornographic art of the person who’s name you got in the style of whatever fetish you think fits their vibe best
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Secret Santa where we commission pornographic art of the person who’s name you got in the style of whatever fetish you think fits their vibe best
Scream in the bathroom they can’t prove it was you.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Scream in the bathroom they can’t prove it was you.
Starting to tell my female colleagues to frown more to maintain the balance of the universe.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Starting to tell my female colleagues to frown more to maintain the balance of the universe.
Every year I’m a Vietnam soldier returning from war for Halloween in attempt to get the hippie girls to spit on me as I walk by
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Every year I’m a Vietnam soldier returning from war for Halloween in attempt to get the hippie girls to spit on me as I walk by
I would deepthroat Sabrina Carpenter’s entire leg.
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I would deepthroat Sabrina Carpenter’s entire leg.
Guillermo del Toro please design a line of Labubus
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Guillermo del Toro please design a line of Labubus
I think competition swimmers just do that because they never grew out of being a sperm
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I think competition swimmers just do that because they never grew out of being a sperm
Sprayed liquid ass in the open casket to watch her grandkids cry twice as hard
September 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sprayed liquid ass in the open casket to watch her grandkids cry twice as hard
Lusty cyborg girl who says Hawk 3a
September 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Lusty cyborg girl who says Hawk 3a