Like many of my peers, I’m unemployed due to being laid off from my last job. I have 10+ years of experience and have run six figure marketing campaigns for brands like Adidas, Nike and The GAP. Today LinkedIn recommended I apply for an internship. 🙃

@crissle.com are you losing your mind about getting a Steven Universe sequel show about Lars?

People will hit you up on LinkedIn for leads with clients even when your profile says OPEN TO WORK. I hate it here.

You know the brand is strong when multiple people you dated reach out to ask if you’re okay when they found out David Lynch died. 😅

My slutty phase really did wonders for socializing my cat. Meeting new people is one of his all-time favorite things, all thanks to Grindr.

I often ask people what their favorite adaptation of the Christmas carol is and of course gays always say A Diva’s Christmas Carol with Vanessa Williams 😂

Men of Los Angeles are wearing sweatpants in the public. Merry Christmas to me.

Over a decade ago, this guy made a whole Twitter account dedicated to making fun of me behind my back. Tonight, he reached out to apologize and it was healing for both of us. They don’t have to forgive you, but it may not be too late to say you’re sorry.

A LOT of good music came out this year. What’s your favorite album of 2024?

Hear me out on this wedding theme: Eyes Wide Shut 🎭

I cannot recommend enough that you get a tea kettle with different temperature settings, use the correct temperature for your tea, and follow how long it should be steeped. #teatime

Here’s a photo of my #cat looking stylish as per usual.

Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚 — Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage
One movie 🎥 — Clue
One album 💿 — All Born Screaming
One TV show 📺 — Twin Peaks

Was not expecting to see these bad boys at the Dollar Tree

I received jury summons for a case so vile I thought, “this had to be reported on” and it was.

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