Max :)
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Dances in the middle of the store
He/They, 23
He/They, 23
why is it the only time im focusing on my section and full on in the zone of working people keep bothering me
leave me ALONE
leave me ALONE
a cartoon character says " why don 't you just "
ALT: a cartoon character says " why don 't you just "
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December 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
why is it the only time im focusing on my section and full on in the zone of working people keep bothering me
leave me ALONE
leave me ALONE
as someone who sells perfumes as my main point of a job i will let you know, that if you dont ask for cheep
i will point you at the most expensive
✋️😔
i will point you at the most expensive
✋️😔
December 26, 2024 at 8:31 PM
as someone who sells perfumes as my main point of a job i will let you know, that if you dont ask for cheep
i will point you at the most expensive
✋️😔
i will point you at the most expensive
✋️😔
guys pls, i need three people to join on this so i can get a mini cow ✋️😔
i picked a micropet just for you!
Tap this link or use my friend code 516DF3HRN86 for a special reward!
app.befinch.com/invite_v6/4ok1
i picked a micropet just for you!
Tap this link or use my friend code 516DF3HRN86 for a special reward!
app.befinch.com/invite_v6/4ok1
You got Boopty the Spoopty! Get the Finch app and claim it today.
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December 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
guys pls, i need three people to join on this so i can get a mini cow ✋️😔
i picked a micropet just for you!
Tap this link or use my friend code 516DF3HRN86 for a special reward!
app.befinch.com/invite_v6/4ok1
i picked a micropet just for you!
Tap this link or use my friend code 516DF3HRN86 for a special reward!
app.befinch.com/invite_v6/4ok1
gooseberries are just... tomatoes
but sweet
but sweet
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 PM
gooseberries are just... tomatoes
but sweet
but sweet
i might be getting sick but its okay we will find out if i die
December 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
i might be getting sick but its okay we will find out if i die
Reposted by Max :)
slowly becomes a muppet
a muppet with big eyes and a red suit is sitting in front of a piano
ALT: a muppet with big eyes and a red suit is sitting in front of a piano
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December 4, 2024 at 8:53 PM
slowly becomes a muppet
stares at bacon and then back at husband who asked for said bacon, now asleep
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
stares at bacon and then back at husband who asked for said bacon, now asleep
realizing that if my parents didnt ab*se me i probably wouldve been a very social outgoing person much earlier in my life
a man in a suit and tie drinking a green smoothie through a straw
ALT: a man in a suit and tie drinking a green smoothie through a straw
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December 3, 2024 at 11:53 PM
realizing that if my parents didnt ab*se me i probably wouldve been a very social outgoing person much earlier in my life
a: does anyone know where my shipper is?
b: should be in the crying corner
a: no i dont really feel like crying today
b: its okay, ive got a shoulder you can lean on 😌
my coaches everyone
b: should be in the crying corner
a: no i dont really feel like crying today
b: its okay, ive got a shoulder you can lean on 😌
my coaches everyone
December 3, 2024 at 1:43 PM
a: does anyone know where my shipper is?
b: should be in the crying corner
a: no i dont really feel like crying today
b: its okay, ive got a shoulder you can lean on 😌
my coaches everyone
b: should be in the crying corner
a: no i dont really feel like crying today
b: its okay, ive got a shoulder you can lean on 😌
my coaches everyone
tanqueray gin is juat edible perfume
December 3, 2024 at 12:51 AM
tanqueray gin is juat edible perfume
guys i juat had a revelation or whatever you call it
you can make pie crusts
... with cookie dough
you can make pie crusts
... with cookie dough
December 2, 2024 at 12:06 AM
guys i juat had a revelation or whatever you call it
you can make pie crusts
... with cookie dough
you can make pie crusts
... with cookie dough
thanksgiving isnt about family its about being happy aight so if you wanna get baked and bake some cookies you fucking do it
a cartoon character cooking on a stove with a frying pan on fire
ALT: a cartoon character cooking on a stove with a frying pan on fire
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November 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
thanksgiving isnt about family its about being happy aight so if you wanna get baked and bake some cookies you fucking do it
Reposted by Max :)
if i wanted to kms id wait until after chris chan's baby is born. just in case. just in case reincarnation is real.
November 27, 2024 at 10:27 AM
if i wanted to kms id wait until after chris chan's baby is born. just in case. just in case reincarnation is real.
Reposted by Max :)
November 28, 2024 at 6:47 AM
when youre getting punished for doing your job 🙃
November 25, 2024 at 10:25 PM
when youre getting punished for doing your job 🙃
me when i- when he- me when he- he me when i-
a cartoon of a girl covering her face with her hand and a bubble of a girl with hearts coming out of her mouth
ALT: a cartoon of a girl covering her face with her hand and a bubble of a girl with hearts coming out of her mouth
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November 25, 2024 at 3:14 AM
me when i- when he- me when he- he me when i-
when my husbands coworker is teaching him to nit casually
November 25, 2024 at 12:30 AM
when my husbands coworker is teaching him to nit casually
when your brain says everyone hates you and not to interact with people who go out of their way to interact with you, so sexy so me
November 23, 2024 at 8:29 PM
when your brain says everyone hates you and not to interact with people who go out of their way to interact with you, so sexy so me
gonna get so high after work i cant remember my name and forget if im standing or sitting
a stuffed frog is floating in a red bowl of water .
ALT: a stuffed frog is floating in a red bowl of water .
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November 23, 2024 at 2:45 PM
gonna get so high after work i cant remember my name and forget if im standing or sitting
everybody already got me pissed the fuck off and its not even 8
November 23, 2024 at 1:37 PM
everybody already got me pissed the fuck off and its not even 8
sorry guys cant come to work today... why? because i have become one with my shower
November 23, 2024 at 11:35 AM
sorry guys cant come to work today... why? because i have become one with my shower
next time someone fucks up my job im throwing them in the steel
November 22, 2024 at 2:51 PM
next time someone fucks up my job im throwing them in the steel
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the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way
October 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way
i think my coworkers are trying to give me a stroke because istg
November 22, 2024 at 1:36 PM
i think my coworkers are trying to give me a stroke because istg