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glutelord.bsky.social
Judah
@glutelord.bsky.social
political science himbo and dummy thicc internet clown

glutelord is the handle for the spicier stuff too btw
my social media “strategy” in the face of AI influencers and AI porn is just to be completely human. I’m smart and (over) educated. I’m interested in politics, and art, and literature. and I like having sex. I’m going to show you all of it in its most human form.
February 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
just sent out this collab with logan on OF. it’s intimate. it’s rough. it’s electric.
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
the afterglow
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I had a lot of fun this weekend
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
y’all aren’t ready for this
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
been cutting and lost a lot of fat in my midsection. I was worried that my ass would shrink but I think that fear was unfounded
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
one more time: it is your right, as an american citizen protected by the second amendment of the constitution to carry a legal, registered firearm to a protest, and it is your right, as an american citizen protected by the first amendment of the constitution to be at that protest
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
guess we’re doing this now. follow me on upscrolled. let’s see how long this one lasts.
January 26, 2026 at 5:49 AM
tiktok has shut down the ability to post entirely today. it has scrubbed videos of alex pretti’s murder. it is engaging in widespread censorship to sanitize what the public is seeing and control the narrative.
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
get you a man that can do both
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
big boy
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
if you like when I do femboy content, I’ve got some good news for you
January 23, 2026 at 5:24 PM
if you don’t immediately need to cum after the gym, you weren’t done at the gym
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I know I’m not actually famous, but when I go to gay bars, clubs, parties, etc it feels like I am bc so many people come up and tell me that they follow me and love my content. never assume you’re bothering me when you do that. you’re not. it makes me feel really special.
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
no frills thirst trap
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
idk exactly how this works but I think it would be funny if y’all nominated me for a butt award and then I went to this big party to maybe accept a butt award also here’s my butt again iccawardsshow.com/vote/
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I have a very special valentine’s day collab planned for a particular stud to destroy me in this. wanna try to guess who?
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’ve never cum that hard on top before. michael is a dream bottom.
The "not-for-TikTok" side of @glutelord.bsky.social #OutNow
January 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
the most perfect bubble I’ve ever had on my face
Funny TikToks AND eats ass? fuck yes! #CummingSoon @glutelord.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
so. much. ass.
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
ridiculous fr
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
feeling extra heavy after leg day
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
if you aren’t stroking to my pastel pink hole you really should go treat yourself. the video I just posted is wild
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
the definition of breedable
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
what are you doing down there you little gooner
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM