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Georgie Louuu
@gloulou123.bsky.social
Flight Attendant with big feelings and even bigger opinions. LDN based. My views are my own and do not reflect any other person or company.
I'm so sick of hearing about Trump, Vance, Starmer & Zelenskky.

It's on every news channel, Facebook, Twitter, BlueSky, TikTok, Instagram. Give it a rest.

I really don't care about any of them.
March 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just swiped left on someone because he was proudly displaying a Woody Allen poster on his profile.

In the words of Charlotte Dobre: "ABSOLUTELY NOT".
March 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Men that make you laugh.
>
Men that spend all day in the gym.
February 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Told one of my colleagues that I suspected the crew on a different flight were doing cocaine on a night out. She said I should report them, which I said "No, unless I have concrete proof, I'm not doing that".

Well, 1 boy on my crew is their friend - this girl went and told him my concerns....
February 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You know, as crew, we've pretty much seen it all.
We don't generally judge one another but I just had a flash back to being in Barbados and my Cabin Manager was shagging a girl half his age on another crew.

I didn't think much of it. Live and let live but my crew were so nasty about it...
February 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Listen, I'm not one to piss on tradition but I don't believe anything that little Groundhog said. 6 more weeks of winter? Come fight me, you underdeveloped squirrel.

#GroundhogDay
February 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Regardless of how you feel about Trump...you gotta admit that Mango Mussolini is fucking spectacular👌😂
some america first beers spotted in denmark:
January 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My cat just fired into my room as if her tail was on fire, ate some biscuit for 5 mins and then shot back out in the same manner in which she came.
January 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thinking of downloading Tinder again. What's the politest way of saying "If you've ever run a marathon or own spandex cycling shorts, swipe left"??
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I've seen way too many married "straight" pilots' Grindr profiles...That's why we love being friends with the gays.
A gay friend of ours recently stayed with us. He was on grindr and ended up matching with our neighbour, showed me his profile including what he had to offer. Don't think I can look him in the eye ever again, nor his lovely wife.
January 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I sooooo wanted to write back with "Funny because you look exactly like a Dick".
January 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Come home from work with a bruise down my leg & a bruised shoulder. Both sustained from hitting parts of the galley.

Turbulence is no joke, peeps. Wear your seatbelt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Forgot to say! Had a pilot on a trip recently who was slagging off Woke Culture & Equal Ops. Now, I'm very live and let live but srsly?

Anyway, his closing argument was this:
"What help is there for me? I'm a middle class, middle aged Anglo-Saxon man. What help is there for me?"
January 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Dean Gaffney liked me on Hinge & I was fully prepared to make the most (probably) overused, Eastenders themed chat up line I've ever thought of and he hasn't said a dicky bird to me on the app. Just liking and lurking.
January 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Do you want to know another great reason why I shouldn't have kids?

Bc I would invest so much in that child's talents and hobbies, my child would be Celine, Monroe, Elton, Brando, Whitney, Elvis, Shakira, Hopkins, and Beyonce all rolled into one.

They would be a musical theatre prodigy.
January 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I have so much anxiety rn but I'm too exhausted to actually deal with it.
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I've just discovered George Gilman. His wife is like 30th in line to the throne.

He is just a tiny bit gorgeous.
January 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I still have no comment, however, this is hilarious.
January 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Apparently anyone who has posted online about Luigi Mangione is under surveillance from the FBI.

So officially, I have no comment regarding the alleged crime that took place in New York. I have no comment on US Healthcare. I have no comment on the US DoJ.

But damn, Luigi is foiinnneee.

#RWJ
January 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Someone outside my hotel is singing Defying Gravity.

Ma'am, we're in New York. This is not the time nor the place. C'mon now.
December 31, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I need to stop harassing the good folk of Blue Sky & go the fuck to sleep.
December 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
One of my coworkers asked why my dad couldn't help my mum out instead of me and I was just like "Well...he's dead" and he was like "Omg I'm so sorry".

I mean, I don't know if he is actually dead or not. To me, he is.
Emotionally, he's been dead inside for my entire life.
Socially he's a buzz kill.
December 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Had a passenger with a toddler walk up & down the aisle for the entire 90 minute flight when I asked him to be seated just until the service was finished, he said "Well she flies a lot & gets bored, so we pace". Well thats great & all but unless you want Little Susie flattened by a 250kg trolley...
December 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Felt cute, thought I'd say hi...
December 29, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Loved the way Yellowstone ended with the exception of Carter. I wanted Beth to formally adopt him.
December 29, 2024 at 1:09 AM