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Caipirinha de Glifosato
@glifo.bsky.social
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Três pensamentos intrusivos num sobretudo
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Caipirinha de Glifosato @glifo.bsky.social · 2d
não entendi mas tá
glifo.bsky.social
às vezes até eu me surpreendo com as coisas escritas nesse perfil. não deve ter sido eu
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
glifo.bsky.social
ué a moara desativou?
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
glifo.bsky.social
abrobinhas
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
glifo.bsky.social
🦁 Animal #888 🐍
I figured it out in 7 guesses!
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🔥 14 | Avg. Guesses: 7.1

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January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
glifo.bsky.social
vocês dois virem um casal logo que quero acompanhar como se fosse novela
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
glifo.bsky.social
EU QUERO ME ALIENAR
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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skyepatridge.bsky.social
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
Insane flex

apnews.com/article/zohr...
Flanked by security guards and a small clutch of aides on a Manhattan-bound train, he agreed to several selfies with wide-eyed riders, then moved to a corner seat of the train to review his briefing materials. When a pair of French tourists, confused by the hubbub, approached Mamdani, he introduced himself as "the new mayor of New York." They seemed doubtful. He held up the morning's copy of the New York Daily News, featuring his smiling face, as proof. Globel HR & Payroll • IT • Spend DARE ORTOON CRUSE ENTO SHOWDONT E DALLY NEWS DAILY NEWS TUNG New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reads a newspaper on the subway on his way to City Hall in New York, Friday, Jan. 2, 2026. (AP Photo/E Read more
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
glifo.bsky.social
mais portas usb !!
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
glifo.bsky.social
eu tb
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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jav.scd.lol
Big Butt MILF
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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novomondo.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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luciahelenaaaaa.bsky.social
Eu culpo o proletariado estadunidense que ainda não fez a revolução mesmo tendo pra lá de todas as condições materiais há pelo menos uns 40 anos e não fizeram porra nenhuma porque ser classe média no centro do império é confortável pra caralho.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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luciferinna.bsky.social
minha mãe: filha explica aí
eu:
Truco onde o trucador sou eu, o truco é "a culpa é dos estados unidos" e a mesa é "qualquer assunto de política internacional"
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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elpalmo.bsky.social
alguém aí tem o wechat do xi jinping fácil?
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
glifo.bsky.social
momento da noite que a gente espera a quetiapina fazer efeito (50 posts acontecem
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 AM
glifo.bsky.social
pensando em fazer uma tramp stamp
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
glifo.bsky.social
é sexta pq ainda não dormi

???? desbancaram a zeca
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January 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: At the top it says "Beginning of year:" A man with messy dark brown hair and a green t-shirt is standing next to Shen, saying "This year, I'm gonna become rich!" Shen is saying "I'm gonna become goth!" Panel 2: The man points at Shen and laughs manically, saying "HAHAHAHA!! What a dumb resolution!" Shen just looks back at him sadly. Panel 3: At the top it says "End of year:" The man is now in a payphone booth, with raindrops outside hitting the glass in the night sky. He has 5-o-clock shadow. He's on the phone asking someone "Hey dude ... Can I borrow some money?" Panel 4: It's revealed to be Shen he's talking to, who is smiling smugly on his phone, in full goth getup. To describe the getup: His hair is dyed a super dark brown, and has "X" and ankh shaped hair clips. His hair also has bright purple highlights. He has dark purple eyeshadow and eyeliner former the bottoms of "X"s below his eyes. He's wearing a choker, 2 necklaces, and tank top with mesh sleeves. He also has a mesh bracelet, purple-painted nails, and his phone has a charm of the Sanrio character Kuromi.
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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tempestividade afetiva
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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🐯 Animal #887 🐜
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
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🔥 13 | Avg. Guesses: 7.1

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January 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
glifo.bsky.social
acreditam que a mutual não deixou eu colocar uma piscina inflável na sala dela? a gente preferia estar REFRESCADO
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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tadificilsereu.bsky.social
eles são muito: bobão com gostosona
gregpak.net Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 2d
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji sitting at the inauguration. He's smiling. She's gazing towards the camera with her head tilted and a look of quiet regard? judgement? amusement? on her face.
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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🦟 Animal #886 🐄
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
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🔥 12 | Avg. Guesses: 7.1

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January 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
glifo.bsky.social
você deletou o post agora vou ter que deletar o meu 😭
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM