glennmortimer.bsky.social
@glennmortimer.bsky.social
Advice for anyone in London planning on getting this fun new norovirus/flu hybrid.
Don't.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh thank God! I was worried this payment machine was a Pussy Palace.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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What has the ECHR ever done for us?

Quite a lot actually, and we wrote it too.
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ENGLAND! Great result in a hard fought game. The future is bright.
June 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.
June 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
As a transplantee, I love this.
Limited tix left in Savannah this weekend! #shorts #standupcomedy #funny #crowdwork #comedian
YouTube video by Taylor Tomlinson
youtube.com
June 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
COYS!
May 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
May 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Every time I read the word Bluesky I think of the show Bluey, and I'm absolutely fine with that.
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
SPURS IN A FINAL!!!
May 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Buy the life rights, make the movie. You had me at "alligator-infested swamp." BBC News - Five people survive 36 hours in alligator-infested swamp after plane crash
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Five people survive 36 hours in alligator-infested Amazon swamp after plane crash
The small plane was forced to make an emergency landing in a swamp in the Bolivian Amazon after an engine failure.
www.bbc.com
May 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Happy #Easter
April 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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WE'RE INTO THE SEMI FINALS!!!
April 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Sam Mendes Admits Idea For 4 Beatles Biopics Conceived Before He Heard About TV
theonion.com/sam-men...
April 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The Cabbage Patch Gerard Butler- Marina Hyde
March 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Buying cat litter online and this was the pic they chose. There is so much wrong with this image but at least the cat is happy.
January 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM