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Gary, Showgirl
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Dungeon Master // I talk about video games & #DnD a lot // #Swiftie // He/Him // #GNUTerryPratchett // Mastodon:
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SHADOWMERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

YOU ARE A HORSE, YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE SKY
They're both right there...
August 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When does the couch shagger fuck off from this country and go back to his rapist paedophile boss?
August 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can't believe Taylor Swift hasn't solved the situation in Gaza.
July 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Honestly, fuck you.
July 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
First Chagos

Next is Gibraltar and the Falklands to Spain.

Then we lose the entire north of England to the Danelaw.

Soon it's just a bunch of Romans trampling our crops and building walls and roads.

When will it end, Starmer?
May 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The "Yasuke wasn't actually a samurai" argument misses the point entirely. Whether he was or wasn't, he was still a historical figure.

Assassin's Creed has always taken historical events and people and made them fit the narrative of the game they want to make.
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Do any other Swifties choke up slightly when they sing along to "so make the friendship bracelets" because of just how much of a thing it became in the Eras Tour?
March 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
With Balatro on Game Pass I may have played a little bit* last night.

*2 hours without realising.
February 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
So, in Curse of Strahd tonight, the level 4 party killed a Hag Coven, consisting of two Green Hags and a Night Hag.

The primary cause was that they rolled so damn well on all of their saving throws so even the more powerful Hag spells ended up doing nothing.

#dnd
February 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
February 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
All I need is a notebook, a map of Faerun, and the Forgotten Realms wiki and I can make a mini adventure that fills up a blank spot in my campaign.

#dnd
February 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I've already shared this on Threads, but to test engagement I'm sharing here as well.

I'm rewriting the campaign diary for my World of Splendors #DnD Campaign and publishing on Substack (hopefully weekly):

substack.com/@gleen82
Gary | Substack
Dungeon Master. #Critter. Video Game Player. Book Reader & Listener. Cat Owner. #Swiftie #GNUTerryPratchett
substack.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you were in a Whitehouse press briefing and you just said "with no respect at all, that's bullshit Mr President, go fuck yourself" what could they actually do to you?
February 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Christ, has everyone else I follow deleted their account?

All I'm seeing is a million fucking posts and reposts from a single person.
February 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ooh, we've got some changes to the module going on regarding a sibling relationship.

And the best part is that it hilariously ties in to things that have happened so far.

#DnD
In this current Curse of Strahd campaign I am hoping to stretch out the events happening within Vallaki.

Let things settle, let things stew, small hints and foreshadowing.

I want to make this GOOD.

#DnD
January 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Why is there only ever a single pack of pancakes in Tesco's reduced section at the bakery?

Every week. One packet.
January 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In this current Curse of Strahd campaign I am hoping to stretch out the events happening within Vallaki.

Let things settle, let things stew, small hints and foreshadowing.

I want to make this GOOD.

#DnD
January 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Best NPCs so far are a 12 year old Vistani girl and a Mute Homicidal Jester Doll.

#dnd
January 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Been on it since 2009; haven't properly used it in over 2 years; Twitter is finally deactivated.
January 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I *wish* I could say "just let it fucking burn" but there are too many people that will get hurt from all this.
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wouldn't be the worst time for a Tom Clancy-esque scene...
January 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"First Hag" antagonist in my homebrew game is slowly getting a detailed backstory as I drip feed dreams to the holder of the iron coin that holds a sliver of her soul.

Next one is a sexy/violent fey court scene to rival the most popular romantasy.

#dnd
January 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM