Gary, Showgirl
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Gary, Showgirl
@gleen82.bsky.social
· Nov 9
SHADOWMERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU ARE A HORSE, YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE SKY
YOU ARE A HORSE, YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE SKY
They're both right there...
August 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
They're both right there...
When does the couch shagger fuck off from this country and go back to his rapist paedophile boss?
August 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When does the couch shagger fuck off from this country and go back to his rapist paedophile boss?
Can't believe Taylor Swift hasn't solved the situation in Gaza.
July 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Can't believe Taylor Swift hasn't solved the situation in Gaza.
Honestly, fuck you.
July 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Honestly, fuck you.
First Chagos
Next is Gibraltar and the Falklands to Spain.
Then we lose the entire north of England to the Danelaw.
Soon it's just a bunch of Romans trampling our crops and building walls and roads.
When will it end, Starmer?
Next is Gibraltar and the Falklands to Spain.
Then we lose the entire north of England to the Danelaw.
Soon it's just a bunch of Romans trampling our crops and building walls and roads.
When will it end, Starmer?
May 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
First Chagos
Next is Gibraltar and the Falklands to Spain.
Then we lose the entire north of England to the Danelaw.
Soon it's just a bunch of Romans trampling our crops and building walls and roads.
When will it end, Starmer?
Next is Gibraltar and the Falklands to Spain.
Then we lose the entire north of England to the Danelaw.
Soon it's just a bunch of Romans trampling our crops and building walls and roads.
When will it end, Starmer?
The "Yasuke wasn't actually a samurai" argument misses the point entirely. Whether he was or wasn't, he was still a historical figure.
Assassin's Creed has always taken historical events and people and made them fit the narrative of the game they want to make.
Assassin's Creed has always taken historical events and people and made them fit the narrative of the game they want to make.
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The "Yasuke wasn't actually a samurai" argument misses the point entirely. Whether he was or wasn't, he was still a historical figure.
Assassin's Creed has always taken historical events and people and made them fit the narrative of the game they want to make.
Assassin's Creed has always taken historical events and people and made them fit the narrative of the game they want to make.
Do any other Swifties choke up slightly when they sing along to "so make the friendship bracelets" because of just how much of a thing it became in the Eras Tour?
March 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Do any other Swifties choke up slightly when they sing along to "so make the friendship bracelets" because of just how much of a thing it became in the Eras Tour?
With Balatro on Game Pass I may have played a little bit* last night.
*2 hours without realising.
*2 hours without realising.
February 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
With Balatro on Game Pass I may have played a little bit* last night.
*2 hours without realising.
*2 hours without realising.
So, in Curse of Strahd tonight, the level 4 party killed a Hag Coven, consisting of two Green Hags and a Night Hag.
The primary cause was that they rolled so damn well on all of their saving throws so even the more powerful Hag spells ended up doing nothing.
#dnd
The primary cause was that they rolled so damn well on all of their saving throws so even the more powerful Hag spells ended up doing nothing.
#dnd
February 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So, in Curse of Strahd tonight, the level 4 party killed a Hag Coven, consisting of two Green Hags and a Night Hag.
The primary cause was that they rolled so damn well on all of their saving throws so even the more powerful Hag spells ended up doing nothing.
#dnd
The primary cause was that they rolled so damn well on all of their saving throws so even the more powerful Hag spells ended up doing nothing.
#dnd
February 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
All I need is a notebook, a map of Faerun, and the Forgotten Realms wiki and I can make a mini adventure that fills up a blank spot in my campaign.
#dnd
#dnd
February 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
All I need is a notebook, a map of Faerun, and the Forgotten Realms wiki and I can make a mini adventure that fills up a blank spot in my campaign.
#dnd
#dnd
I've already shared this on Threads, but to test engagement I'm sharing here as well.
I'm rewriting the campaign diary for my World of Splendors #DnD Campaign and publishing on Substack (hopefully weekly):
substack.com/@gleen82
I'm rewriting the campaign diary for my World of Splendors #DnD Campaign and publishing on Substack (hopefully weekly):
substack.com/@gleen82
Gary | Substack
Dungeon Master. #Critter. Video Game Player. Book Reader & Listener. Cat Owner. #Swiftie #GNUTerryPratchett
substack.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I've already shared this on Threads, but to test engagement I'm sharing here as well.
I'm rewriting the campaign diary for my World of Splendors #DnD Campaign and publishing on Substack (hopefully weekly):
substack.com/@gleen82
I'm rewriting the campaign diary for my World of Splendors #DnD Campaign and publishing on Substack (hopefully weekly):
substack.com/@gleen82
If you were in a Whitehouse press briefing and you just said "with no respect at all, that's bullshit Mr President, go fuck yourself" what could they actually do to you?
February 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
If you were in a Whitehouse press briefing and you just said "with no respect at all, that's bullshit Mr President, go fuck yourself" what could they actually do to you?
Christ, has everyone else I follow deleted their account?
All I'm seeing is a million fucking posts and reposts from a single person.
All I'm seeing is a million fucking posts and reposts from a single person.
February 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Christ, has everyone else I follow deleted their account?
All I'm seeing is a million fucking posts and reposts from a single person.
All I'm seeing is a million fucking posts and reposts from a single person.
Reposted by Gary, Showgirl
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
Ooh, we've got some changes to the module going on regarding a sibling relationship.
And the best part is that it hilariously ties in to things that have happened so far.
#DnD
And the best part is that it hilariously ties in to things that have happened so far.
#DnD
In this current Curse of Strahd campaign I am hoping to stretch out the events happening within Vallaki.
Let things settle, let things stew, small hints and foreshadowing.
I want to make this GOOD.
#DnD
Let things settle, let things stew, small hints and foreshadowing.
I want to make this GOOD.
#DnD
January 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Ooh, we've got some changes to the module going on regarding a sibling relationship.
And the best part is that it hilariously ties in to things that have happened so far.
#DnD
And the best part is that it hilariously ties in to things that have happened so far.
#DnD
Why is there only ever a single pack of pancakes in Tesco's reduced section at the bakery?
Every week. One packet.
Every week. One packet.
January 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Why is there only ever a single pack of pancakes in Tesco's reduced section at the bakery?
Every week. One packet.
Every week. One packet.
In this current Curse of Strahd campaign I am hoping to stretch out the events happening within Vallaki.
Let things settle, let things stew, small hints and foreshadowing.
I want to make this GOOD.
#DnD
Let things settle, let things stew, small hints and foreshadowing.
I want to make this GOOD.
#DnD
January 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In this current Curse of Strahd campaign I am hoping to stretch out the events happening within Vallaki.
Let things settle, let things stew, small hints and foreshadowing.
I want to make this GOOD.
#DnD
Let things settle, let things stew, small hints and foreshadowing.
I want to make this GOOD.
#DnD
January 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Been on it since 2009; haven't properly used it in over 2 years; Twitter is finally deactivated.
January 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Been on it since 2009; haven't properly used it in over 2 years; Twitter is finally deactivated.
Reposted by Gary, Showgirl
If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.
I *wish* I could say "just let it fucking burn" but there are too many people that will get hurt from all this.
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I *wish* I could say "just let it fucking burn" but there are too many people that will get hurt from all this.
Wouldn't be the worst time for a Tom Clancy-esque scene...
January 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Wouldn't be the worst time for a Tom Clancy-esque scene...
"First Hag" antagonist in my homebrew game is slowly getting a detailed backstory as I drip feed dreams to the holder of the iron coin that holds a sliver of her soul.
Next one is a sexy/violent fey court scene to rival the most popular romantasy.
#dnd
Next one is a sexy/violent fey court scene to rival the most popular romantasy.
#dnd
January 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"First Hag" antagonist in my homebrew game is slowly getting a detailed backstory as I drip feed dreams to the holder of the iron coin that holds a sliver of her soul.
Next one is a sexy/violent fey court scene to rival the most popular romantasy.
#dnd
Next one is a sexy/violent fey court scene to rival the most popular romantasy.
#dnd