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"survivor? that show's still on?"
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garrett 🐸 (@garrett@hear-me.social)
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📌 hello bluesky! Figured I'd finally hop over here and stop clogging up my mastodon timeline with survivor/rtv posts that got no traction...now they can get no traction here!
Anyways, if you want to hear my thoughts on...well, basically anything else, I'm also on Mastodon: hear-me.social/@garrett
Anyways, if you want to hear my thoughts on...well, basically anything else, I'm also on Mastodon: hear-me.social/@garrett
I guess the traitors' decision not to recruit makes sense. After all, it's unlikely they'd agree on a target with the two of them at each others' throats. Best to just let this whole saga run its course first.
#TheTraitorsUS live posting thread begins here
#TheTraitorsUS live posting thread begins here
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I guess the traitors' decision not to recruit makes sense. After all, it's unlikely they'd agree on a target with the two of them at each others' throats. Best to just let this whole saga run its course first.
#TheTraitorsUS live posting thread begins here
#TheTraitorsUS live posting thread begins here
Angelina making a casual six-seven reference in her pre-season #Survivor50 interview is somehow both the most unexpected and most on-brand thing for her to have done.
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Angelina making a casual six-seven reference in her pre-season #Survivor50 interview is somehow both the most unexpected and most on-brand thing for her to have done.
Reposted by garrett 🐸
I don't think this combination of words has been said in this order, ever.
Then again, I'm sure you could say that about a lot of Coach's quotes.
#Survivor50
Then again, I'm sure you could say that about a lot of Coach's quotes.
#Survivor50
![An excerpt from Mike Bloom's Survivor 50 pre-season interview with Coach Wade, in which Mike asks if Colby Donaldson is a friend or foe to Coach, and he responds "Colby is a friend. I grabbed his balls. [Laughs.] I love you, Colby!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xaatvgrbudpyev4ij3lrskyv/bafkreiagkkm2xbdt42ky7zbz5thqnrxcxzqtd3tdks2zbtinq7wuniqvda@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I don't think this combination of words has been said in this order, ever.
Then again, I'm sure you could say that about a lot of Coach's quotes.
#Survivor50
Then again, I'm sure you could say that about a lot of Coach's quotes.
#Survivor50
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So you have to play a game of social deduction to try to get a certain card from the other players, in the hopes of winning an extra vote
Close enough welcome back #Survivor #TheTraitorsUS
Close enough welcome back #Survivor #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
So you have to play a game of social deduction to try to get a certain card from the other players, in the hopes of winning an extra vote
Close enough welcome back #Survivor #TheTraitorsUS
Close enough welcome back #Survivor #TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitorsUS EPISODE 6!!! OUT NOW!!!
Seriously hope this episode lives up to all the hype...
(live-posting thread begins here)
Seriously hope this episode lives up to all the hype...
(live-posting thread begins here)
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
#TheTraitorsUS EPISODE 6!!! OUT NOW!!!
Seriously hope this episode lives up to all the hype...
(live-posting thread begins here)
Seriously hope this episode lives up to all the hype...
(live-posting thread begins here)
Reposted by garrett 🐸
Text message with my wife
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Text message with my wife
The fanbase watching the first half of the #Survivor50 preview,
vs.
The fanbase watching the second half of the 50 preview
vs.
The fanbase watching the second half of the 50 preview
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The fanbase watching the first half of the #Survivor50 preview,
vs.
The fanbase watching the second half of the 50 preview
vs.
The fanbase watching the second half of the 50 preview
Boosting this now that the tribes are officially out! (Not that EVERYONE didn't already know and even CBS didn't try to hide it)... #Survivor50
THREAD:
Ok, I have a (potentially wacky) theory for the tribe divisions of #Survivor50; I don't think CBS themselves is even trying to hide them anymore so I guess these aren't really spoilers.
Did they make the tribes specifically to put the three winners in the best position they could?
Ok, I have a (potentially wacky) theory for the tribe divisions of #Survivor50; I don't think CBS themselves is even trying to hide them anymore so I guess these aren't really spoilers.
Did they make the tribes specifically to put the three winners in the best position they could?
January 28, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Boosting this now that the tribes are officially out! (Not that EVERYONE didn't already know and even CBS didn't try to hide it)... #Survivor50
Manifesting a Christian-Rick-Emily power trio that runs this tribe like the navy... #Survivor50
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Manifesting a Christian-Rick-Emily power trio that runs this tribe like the navy... #Survivor50
INTERESTING! Who do we think he replaced? #Survivor50
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
INTERESTING! Who do we think he replaced? #Survivor50
"Let's not ruin the passion for this show with unwarranted negativity and personal attacks." - #TheTraitorsUS
...key word there is UNWARRANTED. Being a bigoted POS or a literal stalker warrants - nay, obliges - MASSIVE online backlash, as does platforming these individuals.
...key word there is UNWARRANTED. Being a bigoted POS or a literal stalker warrants - nay, obliges - MASSIVE online backlash, as does platforming these individuals.
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"Let's not ruin the passion for this show with unwarranted negativity and personal attacks." - #TheTraitorsUS
...key word there is UNWARRANTED. Being a bigoted POS or a literal stalker warrants - nay, obliges - MASSIVE online backlash, as does platforming these individuals.
...key word there is UNWARRANTED. Being a bigoted POS or a literal stalker warrants - nay, obliges - MASSIVE online backlash, as does platforming these individuals.
Reposted by garrett 🐸
The official Traitors US account posted this on Instagram.
I agree. And a further suggestion: Maybe you shouldn’t cast people who have/continue to make other people feel unsafe through their words and/or actions.
#TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS #Traitors #TheTraitors
I agree. And a further suggestion: Maybe you shouldn’t cast people who have/continue to make other people feel unsafe through their words and/or actions.
#TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS #Traitors #TheTraitors
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The official Traitors US account posted this on Instagram.
I agree. And a further suggestion: Maybe you shouldn’t cast people who have/continue to make other people feel unsafe through their words and/or actions.
#TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS #Traitors #TheTraitors
I agree. And a further suggestion: Maybe you shouldn’t cast people who have/continue to make other people feel unsafe through their words and/or actions.
#TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS #Traitors #TheTraitors
Ah...hear that? That's the sound of Traitors Night while knowing that Michael Rappaport will not be showing up on our screens tonight. 😌
#TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitorsUS
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ah...hear that? That's the sound of Traitors Night while knowing that Michael Rappaport will not be showing up on our screens tonight. 😌
#TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitorsUS
THREAD:
Ok, I have a (potentially wacky) theory for the tribe divisions of #Survivor50; I don't think CBS themselves is even trying to hide them anymore so I guess these aren't really spoilers.
Did they make the tribes specifically to put the three winners in the best position they could?
Ok, I have a (potentially wacky) theory for the tribe divisions of #Survivor50; I don't think CBS themselves is even trying to hide them anymore so I guess these aren't really spoilers.
Did they make the tribes specifically to put the three winners in the best position they could?
January 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
THREAD:
Ok, I have a (potentially wacky) theory for the tribe divisions of #Survivor50; I don't think CBS themselves is even trying to hide them anymore so I guess these aren't really spoilers.
Did they make the tribes specifically to put the three winners in the best position they could?
Ok, I have a (potentially wacky) theory for the tribe divisions of #Survivor50; I don't think CBS themselves is even trying to hide them anymore so I guess these aren't really spoilers.
Did they make the tribes specifically to put the three winners in the best position they could?
Remember - this is NOT normal or acceptable. Especially not after the murders they've been carrying out lately.
For those who still think this is some safe haven from techno-authoritarianism, you're about to find out the hard way just how wrong you are.
For those who still think this is some safe haven from techno-authoritarianism, you're about to find out the hard way just how wrong you are.
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Remember - this is NOT normal or acceptable. Especially not after the murders they've been carrying out lately.
For those who still think this is some safe haven from techno-authoritarianism, you're about to find out the hard way just how wrong you are.
For those who still think this is some safe haven from techno-authoritarianism, you're about to find out the hard way just how wrong you are.
Eric teasing us with this huge clue he had about who the traitor is...if he's right he'll earn the Genevieve Award for most surprising breakout star #TheTraitorsUS
(I'm a little behind so only about midway through Ep4 right now...cue the quasi-live posting!)
(I'm a little behind so only about midway through Ep4 right now...cue the quasi-live posting!)
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Eric teasing us with this huge clue he had about who the traitor is...if he's right he'll earn the Genevieve Award for most surprising breakout star #TheTraitorsUS
(I'm a little behind so only about midway through Ep4 right now...cue the quasi-live posting!)
(I'm a little behind so only about midway through Ep4 right now...cue the quasi-live posting!)
Someone PLEASE tell me those oversaturated, obviously AI-edited photos (you know the ones) CBS released for #Survivor50 AREN'T the official cast photos...
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Someone PLEASE tell me those oversaturated, obviously AI-edited photos (you know the ones) CBS released for #Survivor50 AREN'T the official cast photos...
People are up in arms over how Yam Yam talked about Rob on #TheTraitorsUS ... but let's not forget that they both were vocal opponents of Michael Rappaport and that's more than we can say about...
*glares in Tiffany Mitchell's direction*
...some people...
*glares in Tiffany Mitchell's direction*
...some people...
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
People are up in arms over how Yam Yam talked about Rob on #TheTraitorsUS ... but let's not forget that they both were vocal opponents of Michael Rappaport and that's more than we can say about...
*glares in Tiffany Mitchell's direction*
...some people...
*glares in Tiffany Mitchell's direction*
...some people...
Just realized that the live reunion show for #Survivor50 is on the EXACT same day as a VERY important life event for me that I definitely can't miss...
Was I going to be able to score tickets anyways? Probably not. Still a bummer, though. 🥲
Was I going to be able to score tickets anyways? Probably not. Still a bummer, though. 🥲
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Just realized that the live reunion show for #Survivor50 is on the EXACT same day as a VERY important life event for me that I definitely can't miss...
Was I going to be able to score tickets anyways? Probably not. Still a bummer, though. 🥲
Was I going to be able to score tickets anyways? Probably not. Still a bummer, though. 🥲
For the sake of chaos and maximum audience confusion, imagine an alternate universe where THIS is the turret.
I don't even think this is the most outlandish scenario on paper, either. Surely they wouldn't expect ALL the Ro_ names to be traitors!
#TheTraitorsUS
I don't even think this is the most outlandish scenario on paper, either. Surely they wouldn't expect ALL the Ro_ names to be traitors!
#TheTraitorsUS
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
For the sake of chaos and maximum audience confusion, imagine an alternate universe where THIS is the turret.
I don't even think this is the most outlandish scenario on paper, either. Surely they wouldn't expect ALL the Ro_ names to be traitors!
#TheTraitorsUS
I don't even think this is the most outlandish scenario on paper, either. Surely they wouldn't expect ALL the Ro_ names to be traitors!
#TheTraitorsUS
Finally caught up with the first 3 episodes of #TheTraitorsUS, and even though it PAINED ME to see Rob go so early, I can at least take solace in the fact that he was probably playing the best Faithful game up until his murder. The traitors were right to take him out...he was too good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Finally caught up with the first 3 episodes of #TheTraitorsUS, and even though it PAINED ME to see Rob go so early, I can at least take solace in the fact that he was probably playing the best Faithful game up until his murder. The traitors were right to take him out...he was too good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
📌 hello bluesky! Figured I'd finally hop over here and stop clogging up my mastodon timeline with survivor/rtv posts that got no traction...now they can get no traction here!
Anyways, if you want to hear my thoughts on...well, basically anything else, I'm also on Mastodon: hear-me.social/@garrett
Anyways, if you want to hear my thoughts on...well, basically anything else, I'm also on Mastodon: hear-me.social/@garrett
garrett 🐸 (@garrett@hear-me.social)
125 Posts, 26 Following, 2 Followers · Sometimes my brain has thoughts. Sometimes those thoughts end up here.
Profile Picture: Microsoft Office's Clippy on a blue background.
Banner: A person in an ...
hear-me.social
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
📌 hello bluesky! Figured I'd finally hop over here and stop clogging up my mastodon timeline with survivor/rtv posts that got no traction...now they can get no traction here!
Anyways, if you want to hear my thoughts on...well, basically anything else, I'm also on Mastodon: hear-me.social/@garrett
Anyways, if you want to hear my thoughts on...well, basically anything else, I'm also on Mastodon: hear-me.social/@garrett