Nate
@gitchy.bsky.social
He/Him
Geekly, geeky, gamer
"Always be on the lookout for old friends you've just met." K. Frog - 2025
Geekly, geeky, gamer
"Always be on the lookout for old friends you've just met." K. Frog - 2025
What's your favorite punctuation?
Mine's the interrobang.
It sounds cool, and it looks cool.
Mine's the interrobang.
It sounds cool, and it looks cool.
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What's your favorite punctuation?
Mine's the interrobang.
It sounds cool, and it looks cool.
Mine's the interrobang.
It sounds cool, and it looks cool.
Had a thought on the way home today (was listening to a podcast about time travel)
How far back do you think you could travel, and still have your younger self recognize you?
How far back do you think you could travel, and still have your younger self recognize you?
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Had a thought on the way home today (was listening to a podcast about time travel)
How far back do you think you could travel, and still have your younger self recognize you?
How far back do you think you could travel, and still have your younger self recognize you?
While driving to D&D:
Friend: Boys shouldn't go into girls bathrooms and girls shouldn't go into boys bathrooms, there needs to be a line...
Me (thinking): I am not prepared to have this debate on a sunday morning.
Friend:...if we could just make all bathrooms gender neutral...
Me: Wait. What?
Friend: Boys shouldn't go into girls bathrooms and girls shouldn't go into boys bathrooms, there needs to be a line...
Me (thinking): I am not prepared to have this debate on a sunday morning.
Friend:...if we could just make all bathrooms gender neutral...
Me: Wait. What?
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
While driving to D&D:
Friend: Boys shouldn't go into girls bathrooms and girls shouldn't go into boys bathrooms, there needs to be a line...
Me (thinking): I am not prepared to have this debate on a sunday morning.
Friend:...if we could just make all bathrooms gender neutral...
Me: Wait. What?
Friend: Boys shouldn't go into girls bathrooms and girls shouldn't go into boys bathrooms, there needs to be a line...
Me (thinking): I am not prepared to have this debate on a sunday morning.
Friend:...if we could just make all bathrooms gender neutral...
Me: Wait. What?
Political Ad: ...just a few weeks ago, I became a father...
Me (who is currently hiring): I just need to let you know that your familial status cannot, and will not influence my hiring decision. If you are chosen as the best candidate based on your skills, then we can discuss...
HR should be proud
Me (who is currently hiring): I just need to let you know that your familial status cannot, and will not influence my hiring decision. If you are chosen as the best candidate based on your skills, then we can discuss...
HR should be proud
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Political Ad: ...just a few weeks ago, I became a father...
Me (who is currently hiring): I just need to let you know that your familial status cannot, and will not influence my hiring decision. If you are chosen as the best candidate based on your skills, then we can discuss...
HR should be proud
Me (who is currently hiring): I just need to let you know that your familial status cannot, and will not influence my hiring decision. If you are chosen as the best candidate based on your skills, then we can discuss...
HR should be proud
Most of my experience with sourdough has been more doughy than sour. But I got some from WinCo and daymn....Dat shit is sour
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Most of my experience with sourdough has been more doughy than sour. But I got some from WinCo and daymn....Dat shit is sour
Sometimes I wish that when an athlete says something like "all glory goes to God" that the person holding the trophy would say "Oh, well then,we'll put YHWH on the trophy, and donate the prize money to a charity."
September 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Sometimes I wish that when an athlete says something like "all glory goes to God" that the person holding the trophy would say "Oh, well then,we'll put YHWH on the trophy, and donate the prize money to a charity."
Reposted by Nate
Sun's out, guns out! Let's blast that thing out of the sky.
September 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sun's out, guns out! Let's blast that thing out of the sky.
Today I realized 2 things:
1. A mid-90's Impala look an awful lot like a mid-90's Caprice.
2. Perhaps I was a more *impulsive* driver when I was a teen than I thought.
1. A mid-90's Impala look an awful lot like a mid-90's Caprice.
2. Perhaps I was a more *impulsive* driver when I was a teen than I thought.
August 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Today I realized 2 things:
1. A mid-90's Impala look an awful lot like a mid-90's Caprice.
2. Perhaps I was a more *impulsive* driver when I was a teen than I thought.
1. A mid-90's Impala look an awful lot like a mid-90's Caprice.
2. Perhaps I was a more *impulsive* driver when I was a teen than I thought.
Friend: When would you whip it out?
Me: Well, depends on X, Y, Z, and how much I've had to drink...
*5 minutes later*
Friend: I've got an idea for a new drinking game.
Me: Well, depends on X, Y, Z, and how much I've had to drink...
*5 minutes later*
Friend: I've got an idea for a new drinking game.
August 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Friend: When would you whip it out?
Me: Well, depends on X, Y, Z, and how much I've had to drink...
*5 minutes later*
Friend: I've got an idea for a new drinking game.
Me: Well, depends on X, Y, Z, and how much I've had to drink...
*5 minutes later*
Friend: I've got an idea for a new drinking game.
TFW ur making dinner, and you knock over your drink, so you spend like 20 mins cleaning that up, and it just sets everything back
August 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
TFW ur making dinner, and you knock over your drink, so you spend like 20 mins cleaning that up, and it just sets everything back
Just got home, and now I get to play one of my least favorite games: is that a strange noise, or just my tinnitus?
August 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just got home, and now I get to play one of my least favorite games: is that a strange noise, or just my tinnitus?
Me (looking at my drink): Huh, I don't remember drinking that much
Me (drinking my drink): oh, I don't remember drinking because I got distracted before adding the Coke, and i just got a mouthful of straight fum.
Me (drinking my drink): oh, I don't remember drinking because I got distracted before adding the Coke, and i just got a mouthful of straight fum.
August 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me (looking at my drink): Huh, I don't remember drinking that much
Me (drinking my drink): oh, I don't remember drinking because I got distracted before adding the Coke, and i just got a mouthful of straight fum.
Me (drinking my drink): oh, I don't remember drinking because I got distracted before adding the Coke, and i just got a mouthful of straight fum.
I don't remember the name of the account, but these guys are kind-of a food reaction channel...but their videos sort into two groups:
American kids trying UK food: Well, I guess that's ok.
UK kids trying American food: That's the best thing I've ever eaten.
American kids trying UK food: Well, I guess that's ok.
UK kids trying American food: That's the best thing I've ever eaten.
July 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I don't remember the name of the account, but these guys are kind-of a food reaction channel...but their videos sort into two groups:
American kids trying UK food: Well, I guess that's ok.
UK kids trying American food: That's the best thing I've ever eaten.
American kids trying UK food: Well, I guess that's ok.
UK kids trying American food: That's the best thing I've ever eaten.
YT Chef: Let's make a meatball sub
Me: I'd like to sub your meatballs
Chef: What?
Me: What?
Me: I'd like to sub your meatballs
Chef: What?
Me: What?
July 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
YT Chef: Let's make a meatball sub
Me: I'd like to sub your meatballs
Chef: What?
Me: What?
Me: I'd like to sub your meatballs
Chef: What?
Me: What?
"It's gets better, if you're willing to fight for it, to work for it." ~Chris Boden 2025
Yeah, it can get better, but you gotta stick around and unapologetically be yourself.
Yeah, it can get better, but you gotta stick around and unapologetically be yourself.
July 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"It's gets better, if you're willing to fight for it, to work for it." ~Chris Boden 2025
Yeah, it can get better, but you gotta stick around and unapologetically be yourself.
Yeah, it can get better, but you gotta stick around and unapologetically be yourself.
::youtuber uses stock video of a state legislature::
Me: I recognize that carpet! That's the Oregon State House!
Me: I recognize that carpet! That's the Oregon State House!
July 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
::youtuber uses stock video of a state legislature::
Me: I recognize that carpet! That's the Oregon State House!
Me: I recognize that carpet! That's the Oregon State House!
TBH, several years out of date...but this is how I saw this "rivalry"
July 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
TBH, several years out of date...but this is how I saw this "rivalry"
If you were to be put into a "Truman Show" situation, how big would the town/area have to be for you to be reasonably tricked? Would the town need to have any special oddities? Like, in a desert, on an island, or something else...?
July 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you were to be put into a "Truman Show" situation, how big would the town/area have to be for you to be reasonably tricked? Would the town need to have any special oddities? Like, in a desert, on an island, or something else...?
I don't like the fact that 1 isn't a prime number.
June 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I don't like the fact that 1 isn't a prime number.
Ad: This weekend at (xtian fundamentalist owned hobby supply company) has great prices...
Me (every damn rime) : FUCK YOU (xtian fundamentalist owned hobby supply company)
Me (every damn rime) : FUCK YOU (xtian fundamentalist owned hobby supply company)
June 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ad: This weekend at (xtian fundamentalist owned hobby supply company) has great prices...
Me (every damn rime) : FUCK YOU (xtian fundamentalist owned hobby supply company)
Me (every damn rime) : FUCK YOU (xtian fundamentalist owned hobby supply company)
So which am I?
A whiney little beta cuck because I care about other people...
Or...
A Big Strong Buff Boy because I'm willing to go outside in Downtown Portland?
A whiney little beta cuck because I care about other people...
Or...
A Big Strong Buff Boy because I'm willing to go outside in Downtown Portland?
June 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
So which am I?
A whiney little beta cuck because I care about other people...
Or...
A Big Strong Buff Boy because I'm willing to go outside in Downtown Portland?
A whiney little beta cuck because I care about other people...
Or...
A Big Strong Buff Boy because I'm willing to go outside in Downtown Portland?
Fake Scientist: How dare you misrepresent me!
Real Scientist: How? By *reading your paper*? Out loud?!?
Real Scientist: How? By *reading your paper*? Out loud?!?
June 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Fake Scientist: How dare you misrepresent me!
Real Scientist: How? By *reading your paper*? Out loud?!?
Real Scientist: How? By *reading your paper*? Out loud?!?
