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Elon Musk has passed away. The South African billionaire tech magnate and pedophile was 52 years old. He is survived by an amount of children, some of whom were believed to still speak with him.
July 3, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Elon Musk has passed away. The South African billionaire tech magnate and pedophile was 52 years old. He is survived by an amount of children, some of whom were believed to still speak with him.
I did everything right and they indicted me.
July 3, 2023 at 1:14 PM
I did everything right and they indicted me.
Can we get a few token ham faced guys with punisher profile pics to reply to my posts on here. Would make me feel more at home…
May 31, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Can we get a few token ham faced guys with punisher profile pics to reply to my posts on here. Would make me feel more at home…
I will eat a raw burger to avoid conflict with the server, my wife will do mortal combat over a soft banana in our grocery order. Perfect match.
May 30, 2023 at 8:45 PM
I will eat a raw burger to avoid conflict with the server, my wife will do mortal combat over a soft banana in our grocery order. Perfect match.
My mom never put my macaroni arts on the fridge, THAT is why I tack all the mice my cat kills to the bulletin board. Not going to explain this again. #catdad
May 25, 2023 at 5:37 PM
My mom never put my macaroni arts on the fridge, THAT is why I tack all the mice my cat kills to the bulletin board. Not going to explain this again. #catdad
I’M NOT DOING THE METAVERSE, K? I’m trying to have real experiences and connections, in the world (of Warcraft). Not going to say this again.
May 24, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I’M NOT DOING THE METAVERSE, K? I’m trying to have real experiences and connections, in the world (of Warcraft). Not going to say this again.
Falling down the stairs to *feel* something again #humor
May 23, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Falling down the stairs to *feel* something again #humor
Say what you will about Truth social, but I haven’t seen this kind of thing on here…
May 22, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Say what you will about Truth social, but I haven’t seen this kind of thing on here…
The way the movie E.T. portrays the US government is so unrealistic. They would’ve euthanized him immediately.
May 22, 2023 at 1:11 PM
The way the movie E.T. portrays the US government is so unrealistic. They would’ve euthanized him immediately.
Can we normalize being a cartoon wolf seeing a pretty lady and my eyeballs popping out and my tongue rolling across the table again?
May 20, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Can we normalize being a cartoon wolf seeing a pretty lady and my eyeballs popping out and my tongue rolling across the table again?
90% chance that when I die it’ll be because I don’t want to bother anyone with having to look into my ass or at my balls. #humor
May 19, 2023 at 3:09 PM
90% chance that when I die it’ll be because I don’t want to bother anyone with having to look into my ass or at my balls. #humor
*salesman bangs on my head* “This model comes in two trim options; charismatic best friend, or diarrhea goblin.”
May 18, 2023 at 2:55 PM
*salesman bangs on my head* “This model comes in two trim options; charismatic best friend, or diarrhea goblin.”
Ectoplasm is literally ghost jizz. Don’t touch it.
May 18, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Ectoplasm is literally ghost jizz. Don’t touch it.
JFC what did Sam Altman, inventor of Chat GPT, say in those congressional hearings?
May 17, 2023 at 8:57 PM
JFC what did Sam Altman, inventor of Chat GPT, say in those congressional hearings?
Subscribing to paramount+ with my last $5 to watch the new Sylvester Stallone reality tv show.
May 17, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Subscribing to paramount+ with my last $5 to watch the new Sylvester Stallone reality tv show.
I’m the captain of this stuck boat. We are hauling an emergency shipment of dildos and fleshlights for the shortage on the east coast. Not so funny now is it?
May 17, 2023 at 3:40 PM
I’m the captain of this stuck boat. We are hauling an emergency shipment of dildos and fleshlights for the shortage on the east coast. Not so funny now is it?
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CEO introducing the company’s full-time return-to-office policy:
![Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume saying “we send an emoji” [scoffs]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mqew6mgb4zkydlf5bn7qty2h/bafkreidyd2yqhtn67f3csvjw22x3umjzul45zwvvw6wrweklh24g5kxbmm@jpeg)
May 17, 2023 at 1:44 PM
CEO introducing the company’s full-time return-to-office policy:
He keeps the big ones for himself
May 17, 2023 at 1:10 AM
He keeps the big ones for himself
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suckin on chilli dogs
outside the Tastee Freez...
outside the Tastee Freez...
May 17, 2023 at 12:48 AM
suckin on chilli dogs
outside the Tastee Freez...
outside the Tastee Freez...
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thanks for inspiring me to make this
May 17, 2023 at 12:08 AM
thanks for inspiring me to make this
Bees are the original anti fascists.
May 17, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Bees are the original anti fascists.
Could’ve been a crab boat deck hand. Instead I’m stuck at this dead end job at the Chinese cum milking factory. (Machine maintenance)
May 16, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Could’ve been a crab boat deck hand. Instead I’m stuck at this dead end job at the Chinese cum milking factory. (Machine maintenance)
When the wife is horny but she forgot my bedtime is 8:30
May 15, 2023 at 7:23 PM
When the wife is horny but she forgot my bedtime is 8:30
You think you’re having a bad week? I just woke up from 6 years in cryogenic hibernation and my tinder profile had Kanye as my favorite artist and Harvey Weinstein as my favorite Hollywood producer this whole time…
May 15, 2023 at 5:36 PM
You think you’re having a bad week? I just woke up from 6 years in cryogenic hibernation and my tinder profile had Kanye as my favorite artist and Harvey Weinstein as my favorite Hollywood producer this whole time…