I'm so sorry I can't stop laughing. OpenAI, the company built on stealing literally the entire internet, is crying because DeepSeek may have trained on the outputs from ChatGPT. They're crying their eyes out. What a bunch of hypocritical little babies. Cry more, freaks.

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Kesha’s prophecy about TikTok’s immortality has failed as it turns out the party does in fact stop

Every time I have the urge to post it’s like my brain goes blank to try and stop me.

Posting is tough work

I just scroll through my feed and if a post makes me chuckle I follow that person

$20 for each Siri enabled device? The punishment for unlawful recording in MA is up to 5 years and $10,000. Proper scaling for this should earn Apple 24,000,000 years in federal prison and $48,000,000,000 in fines (assuming max penalty for each count of unlawful listening)

Going to therapy as an adult makes me realize how much I wish I’d been in counseling as a child. In the past year I’ve gone from once a month to every other week and now finally in 2025 I’m going every week.

I’m gonna start going every day and become insufferably mentally healthy

Can’t remember the last time I wasn’t tired

waiting on a phone call which means I can't do anything but smoke weed and watch TV till it comes through

Absolute slugfest. 1-1 in the first two minutes and then our team just fought like crazy for ball control.

Unfortunately we went to PKs again but Steph had a monster performance with 3 saves, clinching the game!

At the end of week 1 we sit at 2-1. Our next test is the Bombers 💣

Game 2 was a battle with the Wombats taking an early lead and Pablo hitting a late strike to push the game to penalty kicks.

Stephanie struggled in the net and needs some extra practice defending from the line but she was strong in regulation so she can get there!

Up next, the Giants!

Up next we’ve got the Wombats at home. They also won their first game but too early to tell how strong they are

Game 1 is a win! We take down the Monsters 2-0 thanks to Gretchen with a couple close shots by Pablo.

Stephanie had a couple nice defensive moves and is making her zone her own 💪🏻

Pete is kinda my all around sub cause anywhere I can put fresh fast legs in the second half is a good advantage. Jocinda’s prob not gonna see much play this season tbh

My lineup is Stephanie on goal, Sally and Dante on D, Gretchen and Achmed in middle, and the Pablo Sanchez himself as striker

I started a backyard soccer league and let the computer draft my team. I’m gonna try and coach my Humongous Boots through a tough season and will provide updates on their progress ⚽️

Mostly I don’t post cause I don’t have any ideas worth posting. Looking at my feed reminds me that I shouldn’t let that stop me from posting

If Better Offline ever gets big enough I am going to start focusing on one issue and one issue only: breaking the Electronic Arts exclusivity agreement with the National Football League.