Matthew 🚜
@gingabeans.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
Reposted by Matthew 🚜
“What do you think of the photo? I didn’t want to overdo it. #thearchers
December 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“What do you think of the photo? I didn’t want to overdo it. #thearchers
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by Matthew 🚜
Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.
December 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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This Christmas tractor run thing all sounds like a health and safety nightmare. It'll be John Archer all over again.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This Christmas tractor run thing all sounds like a health and safety nightmare. It'll be John Archer all over again.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I only got the end of the speaker on sex, gender identity/protests at Bristol university. Is this the BBC [yet again] giving oxygen to the anti trans/TERF movement? No wonder the anti trans movement is growing, ten years ago no one was bothered by trans people at all. #R4Today
December 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I only got the end of the speaker on sex, gender identity/protests at Bristol university. Is this the BBC [yet again] giving oxygen to the anti trans/TERF movement? No wonder the anti trans movement is growing, ten years ago no one was bothered by trans people at all. #R4Today
Thank you all for the #TweetAlong or whatever we call it nowadays. I love you all.
If you bought a Grundy turkey for Christmas make sure you cook it for at least 12 hours just to be safe. Or this is your last omnibus.
#TheArchers
If you bought a Grundy turkey for Christmas make sure you cook it for at least 12 hours just to be safe. Or this is your last omnibus.
#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Thank you all for the #TweetAlong or whatever we call it nowadays. I love you all.
If you bought a Grundy turkey for Christmas make sure you cook it for at least 12 hours just to be safe. Or this is your last omnibus.
#TheArchers
If you bought a Grundy turkey for Christmas make sure you cook it for at least 12 hours just to be safe. Or this is your last omnibus.
#TheArchers
Trailing things on the picture wireless! #MaryBerry
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Trailing things on the picture wireless! #MaryBerry
I thought the kids were all coming round to decorate Pat and Moany's tree? They love it, apparently. Or are they silently beavering away in the background?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I thought the kids were all coming round to decorate Pat and Moany's tree? They love it, apparently. Or are they silently beavering away in the background?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
I'm loving this reinvention of Martyn Bloody Gibson, now we've got the awful Laurence Harrington to hate instead.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm loving this reinvention of Martyn Bloody Gibson, now we've got the awful Laurence Harrington to hate instead.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Far too much gossip about people's fledgling relationships - although it's an absolute celebration of heteronormativity appropriate to village life.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Far too much gossip about people's fledgling relationships - although it's an absolute celebration of heteronormativity appropriate to village life.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
The narrative has been "Mulligan was a good, solid farmer" but your animal husbandry doesn't count for shit if your books don't balance and you're thousands of pounds in debt.
Mulligan was a shit farmer. There, I said it.
#TheArchers
Mulligan was a shit farmer. There, I said it.
#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The narrative has been "Mulligan was a good, solid farmer" but your animal husbandry doesn't count for shit if your books don't balance and you're thousands of pounds in debt.
Mulligan was a shit farmer. There, I said it.
#TheArchers
Mulligan was a shit farmer. There, I said it.
#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
December 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM