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Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜

📍 London and Ambridge

(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
Surely the 999 recording is our biggest clue?

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Brine sounded like he didn't know he'd called an ambulance from George's own phone.

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
George will eventually play this to the actual clonker.

#WhoClonkedGeorgeGrundy
#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Brian: I felt in danger, I'm in my 80s, I lied because I thought it was what he wanted to hear.

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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This whole SL is beginning to feel like Lost where the SWs didn't have the whole thing plotted out and got themselves into a big mess at the end #TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I bloody love the way Lilian says 'Brine' and wears heels on the wireless.

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Is any else unconvinced?

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Now hug?

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
So have we resolved #WhoClonkedGeorgeGrundy?

Or have we not.

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'm not sure I'm believing this.

Oh here we go.... compensation....

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Oooh. Brine? Or is he covering for ...?

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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"He was wearing aftershave... and a cravat" #TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Christiffer?

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I thought George was shouting for Ryan!

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
But is it FagAsh that George wants...

#TheArchers
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I bet you £278.94 that George knows who it was.

#TheArchers
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I'm still hearing bridal path.

#TheArchers
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
In Finland it is illegal to charge for a child's education, with such a high quality state education sector that it would ridiculous why you'd want to pay anyway.

Isn't that something we should aspire to?

#YouAndYours
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 PM
If you're listening to this Woman's Hour article on #SEND special educational needs and you're thinking of voting Reform, remember Richard Tice's opinions on SEND are broadly that it's over diagnosed, and reasonable adjustments such as ear defenders are 'ludicrous'.
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Has Radio 4 always trailed #TheArchers big storylines? There was one saying all will be revealed in the #WhoClonkedGeorgeGrundy story on R4 before Woman's Hour.

My prediction: it's someone he loves and he'll cover for them, realising he's walking in his Nanna Susan and mother Emma's footsteps.
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 AM
A side note on the King's comments on his brother's involvement in the Epstein abuse. There's no such thing as the King of England - not since the creation of the United Kingdom in 1707.

The last King of England was, er, Queen Anne.

#BBCWomansHour #WomansHour
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
George has remembered #WhoClonkedGeorgeGrundy !

#TheArchers
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Ouch. Reckless drivers. Although I'd argue he was only driving like a loon because Fallon's best mate was trying to get out of her own moving vehicle.

#TheArchers
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Poppy's such a chatterbox.

#TheArchers
February 8, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I can't believe Helen's would advertise for a new Clarrie without asking Clarrie first.

#TheArchers
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM