Matthew 🚜
@gingabeans.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
Why does BBC News trot out an unchallenged Tory MP to be disgusted at the decision by "a Labour government" over the Bell Hotel story. A Tory government put asylum seekers in the Bell Hotel in the first place. But we wouldn't know that because BBC News chose who to ask.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Why does BBC News trot out an unchallenged Tory MP to be disgusted at the decision by "a Labour government" over the Bell Hotel story. A Tory government put asylum seekers in the Bell Hotel in the first place. But we wouldn't know that because BBC News chose who to ask.
Straw poll. Who wants Esme to just fuck off back to wherever she's been the last forty years?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Straw poll. Who wants Esme to just fuck off back to wherever she's been the last forty years?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
I bet Carly's left her knickers* on the bedroom floor. Like a calling card.
*assuming she had some on
#TheArchers
*assuming she had some on
#TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I bet Carly's left her knickers* on the bedroom floor. Like a calling card.
*assuming she had some on
#TheArchers
*assuming she had some on
#TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Will we get a Big Reveal? For Mulligan's first name? I'm still hoping it's Milligan Mulligan.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Will we get a Big Reveal? For Mulligan's first name? I'm still hoping it's Milligan Mulligan.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Oh god it's Elaine "I was in Cats" Paige off of the dreadful Radio 2 Sunday programme on Woman's Hour.
#WomansHour
#WomansHour
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Oh god it's Elaine "I was in Cats" Paige off of the dreadful Radio 2 Sunday programme on Woman's Hour.
#WomansHour
#WomansHour
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November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Absolutely. There are a few on the front benches of the opposition who need urgent referrals to the Memory Clinic. #ToryCorruption #ToryIncompetence
Who is sick to death of this media hysteria about taxes going up, prisoners being wrongly released and just general Labour bashing?
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Absolutely. There are a few on the front benches of the opposition who need urgent referrals to the Memory Clinic. #ToryCorruption #ToryIncompetence
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Let me guess - Mick and George will be looking after Bridge Farm together. And they will burn the place down between them.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Let me guess - Mick and George will be looking after Bridge Farm together. And they will burn the place down between them.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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So this actual village with a population of 1500 can expect 3000 people to show up and start raping us all? How would they get here? Six buses a day with 75 passengers each would take a week and if they came by car where would they all park?
Musk has a screw loose, just like his cars.
Musk has a screw loose, just like his cars.
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So this actual village with a population of 1500 can expect 3000 people to show up and start raping us all? How would they get here? Six buses a day with 75 passengers each would take a week and if they came by car where would they all park?
Musk has a screw loose, just like his cars.
Musk has a screw loose, just like his cars.
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Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
This part of #LifeScientific ain't gonna mean shit if you, like me, think it's ridiculous that anyone could assign a colour to a number or letter.
November 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This part of #LifeScientific ain't gonna mean shit if you, like me, think it's ridiculous that anyone could assign a colour to a number or letter.
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Who better to complain about wasting money than the MP who claimed £30,000 from taxpayers for renting a flat while her husband owned one just a few minutes away?
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Who better to complain about wasting money than the MP who claimed £30,000 from taxpayers for renting a flat while her husband owned one just a few minutes away?
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
For those losing their shit about solar panels taking up space in the UK, golf courses still occupy around five times more land.
#r4today
#r4today
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
For those losing their shit about solar panels taking up space in the UK, golf courses still occupy around five times more land.
#r4today
#r4today