She is just a bit of a nonentity to me.

#TheArchers

But also failed to turn her hand to milking. Unless you count how she's milking everyone else in the village.

#TheArchers

I hope not, she's a bit of a drip.

#TheArchers

She became Elaine "I was in Cats" Paige.

#WomanSour

The presenter played a montage at the top of the show.

I had a lodger who listened to her R2 show on Sundays, I would pull faces through the whole programme. It seemed whenever she introduced a piece, she dropped in that she'd been in a production of that show once.

I'm just happy to wake up dry, to be quite honest.

David is never far away whenever there's a death. Murder He Farmed

#MurderHeFarmed

#TheArchers

Probably widdowed if she's the head of the household with children. Do you think she was known as Widdow Puncher or Widdow Fanny?

Look at the people who wake at 7am with #TheArchers on their mind!

(I'm one of them)