Gilbert Bystander
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• Legendary Bystander to Multiple Events
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GilbertBystander@GilbertBystander.com
• Legendary Bystander to Multiple Events
• Devil's Advocate
GilbertBystander@GilbertBystander.com
Doesn't matter. DoJ previously found Phoenix Police responsible for all sorts of violations that we studied in detail.
Absolutely nothing has changed (it has since gotten worse)
Somebody do something
Absolutely nothing has changed (it has since gotten worse)
Somebody do something
“Judge rules feds in Minneapolis immigration operation can't detain or tear gas peaceful protesters…”
apnews.com/article/minn...
apnews.com/article/minn...
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Doesn't matter. DoJ previously found Phoenix Police responsible for all sorts of violations that we studied in detail.
Absolutely nothing has changed (it has since gotten worse)
Somebody do something
Absolutely nothing has changed (it has since gotten worse)
Somebody do something
The future is primitive
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
The future is primitive
There's a little dog who roams around the street- owners let it out, it roams a bit then barks at their front door to come back in. No leash, totally unsupervised- no problem, nobody cares and no HOA. Today I am driving by and I see right in front of me a hawk SWOOPING AT IT!
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
There's a little dog who roams around the street- owners let it out, it roams a bit then barks at their front door to come back in. No leash, totally unsupervised- no problem, nobody cares and no HOA. Today I am driving by and I see right in front of me a hawk SWOOPING AT IT!
REMOVE FROM OFFICE NOW
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
REMOVE FROM OFFICE NOW
I rushed to watch all Gundam Wing series before the Endless Waltz finale movie was shown in theaters last moday. Now I feel kinda lost. The 5 gundams were (supposedly) destroyed forever and im not sure what to watch next and its all very uncomfortable
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I rushed to watch all Gundam Wing series before the Endless Waltz finale movie was shown in theaters last moday. Now I feel kinda lost. The 5 gundams were (supposedly) destroyed forever and im not sure what to watch next and its all very uncomfortable
Weird hypersexual furry stuff continues invade my feed no matter how many times I click Show Less Like This.
Kinda pissing me off and its really bad- there is very disturbing diaper role-playing and other stuff I just dont want to know about.
Better not be the gundams that have brought this
Kinda pissing me off and its really bad- there is very disturbing diaper role-playing and other stuff I just dont want to know about.
Better not be the gundams that have brought this
January 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Weird hypersexual furry stuff continues invade my feed no matter how many times I click Show Less Like This.
Kinda pissing me off and its really bad- there is very disturbing diaper role-playing and other stuff I just dont want to know about.
Better not be the gundams that have brought this
Kinda pissing me off and its really bad- there is very disturbing diaper role-playing and other stuff I just dont want to know about.
Better not be the gundams that have brought this
Turns out you can just buy some
January 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Turns out you can just buy some
Horticultural pricing
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Horticultural pricing
Detrumpification now. All of it. Erased
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Detrumpification now. All of it. Erased
This devastating burn is still available but not for much longer
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
This devastating burn is still available but not for much longer
Preparing for the revolution (on my 30 min lunch break)
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Preparing for the revolution (on my 30 min lunch break)
Reposted by Gilbert Bystander
The only ax to grind that I have is against lazy thinking, of which this post is great example. You are equating the lionization of Mangione by a small number of Americans — in a manner no different from classic veneration of the outlaw — with propaganda in defense of state-sanctioned murder.
Anyone without a strange axe to grind (even that journeyman @jodyrosen.bsky.social) knows there’s nothing remotely objectionable about advocating for basic decency in a country where Good’s murder is welcomed and Luigi Mangione is lionized.
January 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
The only ax to grind that I have is against lazy thinking, of which this post is great example. You are equating the lionization of Mangione by a small number of Americans — in a manner no different from classic veneration of the outlaw — with propaganda in defense of state-sanctioned murder.
Tree mass comes from air not ground!
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Tree mass comes from air not ground!
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I've noticed that ICE agents keep yelling "18 USC § 111" at people filming them. I'd like to see the memo they all got on that talking point, and I'd like to know who sent it. Filming ICE or alerting your neighbors to their presence doesn't violate § 111.
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I've noticed that ICE agents keep yelling "18 USC § 111" at people filming them. I'd like to see the memo they all got on that talking point, and I'd like to know who sent it. Filming ICE or alerting your neighbors to their presence doesn't violate § 111.
Okay, enough.
January 10, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Okay, enough.
Furries, continue to do your thing of course, but I do NOT know how I got sucked into this algorithm on here. I posted about my dog recently and thats the only thing I can think of! I genuinely dont consume this content so i just dont understand! Im not a hater I am a understander-trier
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Furries, continue to do your thing of course, but I do NOT know how I got sucked into this algorithm on here. I posted about my dog recently and thats the only thing I can think of! I genuinely dont consume this content so i just dont understand! Im not a hater I am a understander-trier
They probably just would have killed her during a high speed chase anyway, had she made it out. Seen it a million times
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
They probably just would have killed her during a high speed chase anyway, had she made it out. Seen it a million times
"Fucken bitch" he said
But here's the thing...what has become crystal clear over the last 48 hrs is more than anything...
They want liberal, progressive woman killed.
It's that simple.
They want educated, LGBTQ, independent women punished for "sin" of not knowing their place, being intellectually superior, disobeying.
They want liberal, progressive woman killed.
It's that simple.
They want educated, LGBTQ, independent women punished for "sin" of not knowing their place, being intellectually superior, disobeying.
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
"Fucken bitch" he said
"No, Ammon Bundy did not have a valid point"
I tell myself
I tell myself
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
"No, Ammon Bundy did not have a valid point"
I tell myself
I tell myself
I hate dumbass youtube stuff like this but this was pretty funny and seemed mostly genuine
youtube.com/shorts/VW4Jc...
youtube.com/shorts/VW4Jc...
Would you scream for money? #funny #foryou #prank
YouTube video by Nitu Mukhiya
youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I hate dumbass youtube stuff like this but this was pretty funny and seemed mostly genuine
youtube.com/shorts/VW4Jc...
youtube.com/shorts/VW4Jc...
"Fine I will credit you every time I say this"
And never do it
It will drive him insane
And never do it
It will drive him insane
i know people like to clown on this place for some of the absurd behavior witnessed on here but it really doesn’t hold a candle to tiktok, where some random guy with a large following is claiming that i stole “abolish ICE” from him, and that no one had said it prior to like 2024.
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"Fine I will credit you every time I say this"
And never do it
It will drive him insane
And never do it
It will drive him insane
"Yes pls" - half of us
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
"Yes pls" - half of us
Reposted by Gilbert Bystander
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.