Should I go to Canada now?????

This is what I want my bedroom to look like. How do I make this into a clamshell headboard?????

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

Let the shitposting commence