Daniel Simmons
@gigatonnecowboy.bsky.social
#MultipleSclerosis mastermind. Wish I was a cyborg. Aberration. Bearly-straight, or something.
@jordanmorris.bsky.social loves ska and Hypnotoad? He's like a long-lost bestie.
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@jordanmorris.bsky.social loves ska and Hypnotoad? He's like a long-lost bestie.
Ah, in Twitter jail once again!
September 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ah, in Twitter jail once again!
@amerrill2.bsky.social, get ready for the ad campaign!
August 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
@amerrill2.bsky.social, get ready for the ad campaign!
Shoutout to @jordanmorris.bsky.social for representing the @fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social awesomeness.
June 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Shoutout to @jordanmorris.bsky.social for representing the @fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social awesomeness.
The AR-15's Forward Assist isn't Pointless.
YouTube video by IvanPrintsGuns
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April 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If College Me was able to ask Current Me what life in the future was like and I couldn't give a detailed response, I know what I'd say.
"Equal parts shitty and awesome, and neither are in a way you'd expect."
"Equal parts shitty and awesome, and neither are in a way you'd expect."
April 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If College Me was able to ask Current Me what life in the future was like and I couldn't give a detailed response, I know what I'd say.
"Equal parts shitty and awesome, and neither are in a way you'd expect."
"Equal parts shitty and awesome, and neither are in a way you'd expect."
@jordanmorris.bsky.social would be really good in some @5secondfilms.bsky.social.
March 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@jordanmorris.bsky.social would be really good in some @5secondfilms.bsky.social.
That @jordanmorris.bsky.social is such a loveable fella.
March 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That @jordanmorris.bsky.social is such a loveable fella.
What a horrible night to have a curse...
March 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
What a horrible night to have a curse...
Ah, hit with another temporary ban on Twitter because Elon simps are absolute softbois.
If anyone is still over there, go make fun of Gunther Eagleman.
If anyone is still over there, go make fun of Gunther Eagleman.
March 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Ah, hit with another temporary ban on Twitter because Elon simps are absolute softbois.
If anyone is still over there, go make fun of Gunther Eagleman.
If anyone is still over there, go make fun of Gunther Eagleman.
Farwell, Honeysuckle.
I was never able to give you nearly as much as you deserved, but you gave me some of the best moments of my life.
I will always love you.
I was never able to give you nearly as much as you deserved, but you gave me some of the best moments of my life.
I will always love you.
February 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Farwell, Honeysuckle.
I was never able to give you nearly as much as you deserved, but you gave me some of the best moments of my life.
I will always love you.
I was never able to give you nearly as much as you deserved, but you gave me some of the best moments of my life.
I will always love you.
I kinda fell off the wagon on checking over here.
February 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I kinda fell off the wagon on checking over here.
The things we've lost.
February 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The things we've lost.
Just remembering back in the day with City of Heroes, I had a character named G-Shift.
A gravity controller who had the catchphrase, "EAT SHIFT!"
A gravity controller who had the catchphrase, "EAT SHIFT!"
January 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Just remembering back in the day with City of Heroes, I had a character named G-Shift.
A gravity controller who had the catchphrase, "EAT SHIFT!"
A gravity controller who had the catchphrase, "EAT SHIFT!"
A quality daiquiri (the simple, original format) is a delicious treat.
Always drink responsibly, folks!
Always drink responsibly, folks!
January 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A quality daiquiri (the simple, original format) is a delicious treat.
Always drink responsibly, folks!
Always drink responsibly, folks!
January 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Once again, I should be asleep.
Yet I'm not trying.
Yet I'm not trying.
January 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Once again, I should be asleep.
Yet I'm not trying.
Yet I'm not trying.
I'm pretty late to the game with My Hero Academia and Helldivers II.
And I'm loving both.
And I'm loving both.
January 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm pretty late to the game with My Hero Academia and Helldivers II.
And I'm loving both.
And I'm loving both.
The amount of bot follows that happens here is disappointing.
January 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The amount of bot follows that happens here is disappointing.
I want to see beagles, but Bluesky is showing me rabbits.
Not that I hate rabbits, but that's a hilariously complete opposite.
Not that I hate rabbits, but that's a hilariously complete opposite.
January 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I want to see beagles, but Bluesky is showing me rabbits.
Not that I hate rabbits, but that's a hilariously complete opposite.
Not that I hate rabbits, but that's a hilariously complete opposite.
Time to try to find as many of my Twitter follows as I possibly can.
January 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Time to try to find as many of my Twitter follows as I possibly can.