Definitely not. Makes me wish I had gotten a picture of mine so I could shame him.

Been a rough preseason.

I probably should since I'm back in Twitter jail.

Mall ninja-type stuff comes out of the factory cursed.

Also too good for YouTube was the one where you put Snoop Dogg over that one weird pool fighting anime.

Friday of the next week, not the upcoming Friday.

Do you think it's actually advantageous for a team to just coast to the Playoffs like the Hurricanes have since they clinched their spot?

It seems like the only game they put effort into over the last six has been against the Rangers so they could lock in home ice advantage for Round 1.

Oh dang.

Wut?

Maybe it's because I picked it up way later, but I haven't caught too many Calvin vibes.

Hear me out...

Get your CDL, then make long-distance deliveries using a kei truck.

He really switches between "great" and "terrible."

I failed to make it yesterday, 'cause I was dumb and forgot that I had doctors' appointments going on. 😑

Not sure which one I should wear...

Are there rules against the attending public wearing t-shirts with graphics on them?

So am I just able to go and watch the April 1st session? Maybe I should...

Yet.