Matty Allan
@giftfromodd.bsky.social
MinneSORTA Nice. Cali Sober. Agnostic. Proud Dad to a super cool little dude. Horrible Gamer. Slytherin. Go Gophers. Skol Vikings. WolvesBack, Naz Reid. Wrasslin (Mostly WWE) AuDHD and mental health awareness.
First shiny pokemon in Legends ZA!
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
First shiny pokemon in Legends ZA!
Pokemon Legends ZA day!!!
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Pokemon Legends ZA day!!!
3 more days til Pokemon Legends ZA!!
October 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
3 more days til Pokemon Legends ZA!!
Customer at work asked if we had bagels. I said nope, but we have bagel bites… Customer said I’m sure those are quite different and I was like yeah…. But if you have pizza on a bagel you can have pizza anytime
September 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Customer at work asked if we had bagels. I said nope, but we have bagel bites… Customer said I’m sure those are quite different and I was like yeah…. But if you have pizza on a bagel you can have pizza anytime
Anxiety is the best, like I don’t wanna be around anyone and I’ve gotta somehow make it 3 more hours
May 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Anxiety is the best, like I don’t wanna be around anyone and I’ve gotta somehow make it 3 more hours
Gd, do I love Tool. (The band)
May 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gd, do I love Tool. (The band)
Don’t think the old guy who came in to get his stuff was expecting to hear something like Lorna Shore this morning
April 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Don’t think the old guy who came in to get his stuff was expecting to hear something like Lorna Shore this morning
One more day til Pokemon Day!!!!
a man in a car with the words " this is so exciting "
ALT: a man in a car with the words " this is so exciting "
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February 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
One more day til Pokemon Day!!!!
Bout GD time Jared Allen gets in the HOF
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Bout GD time Jared Allen gets in the HOF
I. Don’t. Want. To.
January 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I. Don’t. Want. To.
Reposted by Matty Allan
I was in a really good mood yesterday. Best 3 minutes ever.
January 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I was in a really good mood yesterday. Best 3 minutes ever.
Welp, instead of being happy I can go back to doing what I do best and pretend I’m happy
January 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Welp, instead of being happy I can go back to doing what I do best and pretend I’m happy
I’m really good at letting my trauma take hold and ruin everything in my life
January 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m really good at letting my trauma take hold and ruin everything in my life
I’ll be listening to the same Britney song on repeat the rest of the day if anyone needs me
January 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’ll be listening to the same Britney song on repeat the rest of the day if anyone needs me
Coworker: what’s up? Did you do something to your neck?
Me: Welp, I’m 40 and I sneezed and now I can’t turn my head to the left
Me: Welp, I’m 40 and I sneezed and now I can’t turn my head to the left
January 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Coworker: what’s up? Did you do something to your neck?
Me: Welp, I’m 40 and I sneezed and now I can’t turn my head to the left
Me: Welp, I’m 40 and I sneezed and now I can’t turn my head to the left
It’s fun sneezing and tweaking tf out of your neck, being 40 is just the best
January 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It’s fun sneezing and tweaking tf out of your neck, being 40 is just the best
You must be my lucky star
January 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You must be my lucky star
Want nothing to do with ANYTHING orange today
January 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Want nothing to do with ANYTHING orange today
The only nice part about this weather is you can leave beverages outside and they’ll be ice cold in 10 mins
January 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The only nice part about this weather is you can leave beverages outside and they’ll be ice cold in 10 mins
I’d really like to get completely wasted drunk
January 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’d really like to get completely wasted drunk
Holy shit… These Comfrt pants are like the best thing ever. So damn soft and calming. Legit about to buy more lol
January 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Holy shit… These Comfrt pants are like the best thing ever. So damn soft and calming. Legit about to buy more lol
I didn’t have shoulder pain going to sleep but I have lots now. Being 40 sucks
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I didn’t have shoulder pain going to sleep but I have lots now. Being 40 sucks