Tax Fraud Opossum
@ghostshark03.bsky.social
22 / 🇭🇺 / Unapologetically insane, posting his random thoughts whenever he feels like it / Mostly here for memes, art and other stuff
Also present on the bird app under the same name.
Also present on the bird app under the same name.
Am I even real?
August 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Am I even real?
Shit's so hot outside, I might just catch fire idk.
July 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Shit's so hot outside, I might just catch fire idk.
A collegue of mine quit yesterday.
I already miss her.
I already miss her.
July 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A collegue of mine quit yesterday.
I already miss her.
I already miss her.
I'm only 22 this summer, yet I've noticed that I can no longer relate to teenagers, or anyone just a few years below my age.
Idk if that's normal or if I'm just really out of touch with reality.
Although sometimes I don't quite understand people my age either, so who knows.
Idk if that's normal or if I'm just really out of touch with reality.
Although sometimes I don't quite understand people my age either, so who knows.
April 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm only 22 this summer, yet I've noticed that I can no longer relate to teenagers, or anyone just a few years below my age.
Idk if that's normal or if I'm just really out of touch with reality.
Although sometimes I don't quite understand people my age either, so who knows.
Idk if that's normal or if I'm just really out of touch with reality.
Although sometimes I don't quite understand people my age either, so who knows.
Life suddenly becomes much simpler once you stop giving a fuck about everything.
April 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Life suddenly becomes much simpler once you stop giving a fuck about everything.
March is already over. What the fuck happened? Why so fast? What?
March 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
March is already over. What the fuck happened? Why so fast? What?
If you're one of those people who refuses to talk on a phone like a normal person and always puts it on speaker in public, there's probably a special place in hell for you.
I'm sure that 99% of you don't have a reason to do it like that lmao.
I'm sure that 99% of you don't have a reason to do it like that lmao.
March 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If you're one of those people who refuses to talk on a phone like a normal person and always puts it on speaker in public, there's probably a special place in hell for you.
I'm sure that 99% of you don't have a reason to do it like that lmao.
I'm sure that 99% of you don't have a reason to do it like that lmao.
I have seen/read enough post-apocalyptic settings to know that it's much better for your mental health if you just straight up die when the big boom happens.
March 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I have seen/read enough post-apocalyptic settings to know that it's much better for your mental health if you just straight up die when the big boom happens.
Damn, haven't been active here for a while.... huh....
March 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Damn, haven't been active here for a while.... huh....
Why are we here?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
February 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Why are we here?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Aaaand it happened again. Took a gamble on a train and missed the one I was suppused to catch at another station. Just because I wanted to read a bit more on my way to work.
I have a backup plan but man, it sucks to be late for something lmao. Even if it's only a train.
I have a backup plan but man, it sucks to be late for something lmao. Even if it's only a train.
It actually happened. Train hit a deer yesterday and the whole rail network fell apart.
I keep experimenting with new ways to get to/from work and one day it will cause me to be late.
But screw it, I love exploring the range of transport options my area has to offer.
Plus it breaks the everyday ruotine a bit with new experiences.
But screw it, I love exploring the range of transport options my area has to offer.
Plus it breaks the everyday ruotine a bit with new experiences.
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Aaaand it happened again. Took a gamble on a train and missed the one I was suppused to catch at another station. Just because I wanted to read a bit more on my way to work.
I have a backup plan but man, it sucks to be late for something lmao. Even if it's only a train.
I have a backup plan but man, it sucks to be late for something lmao. Even if it's only a train.
It feels kinda weird to see a short that I've already seen/liked.
I mean you're telling me, that I watch 100 shorts and out of the literal thousands of possible recommendations, you gave me this against all odds? Wow.
It's especially weird when you have seen it already but don't remember doing so.
I mean you're telling me, that I watch 100 shorts and out of the literal thousands of possible recommendations, you gave me this against all odds? Wow.
It's especially weird when you have seen it already but don't remember doing so.
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It feels kinda weird to see a short that I've already seen/liked.
I mean you're telling me, that I watch 100 shorts and out of the literal thousands of possible recommendations, you gave me this against all odds? Wow.
It's especially weird when you have seen it already but don't remember doing so.
I mean you're telling me, that I watch 100 shorts and out of the literal thousands of possible recommendations, you gave me this against all odds? Wow.
It's especially weird when you have seen it already but don't remember doing so.
Everyone seems to be gloomy and agitated this morning, but know what? Fuck it. I won't let it drag me down. I'll have a good day.
We're running on positivity in this bitch, purely out of spite for this toxic world.
We're running on positivity in this bitch, purely out of spite for this toxic world.
January 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Everyone seems to be gloomy and agitated this morning, but know what? Fuck it. I won't let it drag me down. I'll have a good day.
We're running on positivity in this bitch, purely out of spite for this toxic world.
We're running on positivity in this bitch, purely out of spite for this toxic world.
I hate how whenever I try to study my brain just goes "Hey, wanna think about something totally unrelated and waste your fucking time? No? Ok, we're doing it anyway."
It's almost as if I'm physically unable to study for anything.
It's almost as if I'm physically unable to study for anything.
January 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I hate how whenever I try to study my brain just goes "Hey, wanna think about something totally unrelated and waste your fucking time? No? Ok, we're doing it anyway."
It's almost as if I'm physically unable to study for anything.
It's almost as if I'm physically unable to study for anything.
It's crazy that all those other cars on the road have other actual people in them with full-on lives and shit.
And where are they all going?
And where are they all going?
January 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's crazy that all those other cars on the road have other actual people in them with full-on lives and shit.
And where are they all going?
And where are they all going?
Crap. I barely missed it.
Thank you, though!
Thank you, though!
January 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Crap. I barely missed it.
Thank you, though!
Thank you, though!
Sono annoiato. L'officina anche é noiosa. Non c'é lavoro.
Speaking italian is fun, though.
Speaking italian is fun, though.
January 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Sono annoiato. L'officina anche é noiosa. Non c'é lavoro.
Speaking italian is fun, though.
Speaking italian is fun, though.
The moment Android follows suit I'm getting an actual camera. Fuck it.
My dudes, turn this shit off. On iOS it's under Settings > Apps > Photos > scroll all the way down.
Apple has opted iOS and MacOS users into an AI photo scanning feature which tries to extract landmarks from your photos called Enhanced Visual Search by default with little notice.
www.theregister.com/2025/01/03/a...
www.theregister.com/2025/01/03/a...
January 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The moment Android follows suit I'm getting an actual camera. Fuck it.
The beginning of the year always feels so weird. Like a low budget twilight zone or something. And that's why I love it.
January 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The beginning of the year always feels so weird. Like a low budget twilight zone or something. And that's why I love it.
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Happy new year everyone! Cheers and have a good one! 🥂
December 31, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Happy new year everyone! Cheers and have a good one! 🥂
Oh fuck that champagne hit a bit too hard.
What the fuck is going on.
Maybe I drank it too fast. Idk.
What the fuck is going on.
Maybe I drank it too fast. Idk.
December 31, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Oh fuck that champagne hit a bit too hard.
What the fuck is going on.
Maybe I drank it too fast. Idk.
What the fuck is going on.
Maybe I drank it too fast. Idk.
December 31, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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it is legitimately a good piece of creative advice to be like "be as unabashedly into your own shit as hideo kojima is"
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 PM
it is legitimately a good piece of creative advice to be like "be as unabashedly into your own shit as hideo kojima is"
Almost at 100 followers!
How the hell am I doing this?
How the hell am I doing this?
December 28, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Almost at 100 followers!
How the hell am I doing this?
How the hell am I doing this?
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if you want a picture of the future, imagine a guy soyfacing at a funko pop — forever
December 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a guy soyfacing at a funko pop — forever