Imagine looking Jesus, the guy who said it’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven, in the face and saying you spent 8 million dollars on an advertisement for him.

I need to know what jeans Kendrick Lamar is wearing b/c I love them and I want them.

Just casually second guessing future plans to have a child on a random Thursday night at 9pm. #everythingisawful

Nothing quite like getting a new Watch Duty app notification right as I’m about to go to bed. 🙃

(We are safe & it won’t get to us, but my anxiety doesn’t understand that.)

Continuing to feel crazy for wanting to stay inside my apartment with my 2 air purifiers & wearing an N95 mask when I need to step outside. (For reference, I live less than 3 miles from the Palisades fire.)

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

How am I handling the fires and inauguration?

Went to Disneyland yesterday with my wife and purchased pins I don’t need, traded pins at all the pin boards, and got a sipper of my favorite Disneyland ride character to add to my ghost collection. 👻

+ hung out with a couple of friends 💕

Why not try a new social media platform? 😅