Generic Gen Xer
@ggxer.com
Tech partisan in the backwoods and backroads of America. Notally tot a robot. Relatively cool for my age and area. Hot takes and cold realizations. Full of unearned confidence when it comes to musical opinions.
Sing my song lads and Lasses, for I have Entered Whamhalla at 8:34pm on December 6, in the year of our Lord 2025 in Southern Illinois. #whamageddon2025
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sing my song lads and Lasses, for I have Entered Whamhalla at 8:34pm on December 6, in the year of our Lord 2025 in Southern Illinois. #whamageddon2025
I feel like this a product that maybe should have been killed ofd at the mentioning of the phrase "Toilet Camera" but hey this is why im not making bank in Marketing I guess
techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I feel like this a product that maybe should have been killed ofd at the mentioning of the phrase "Toilet Camera" but hey this is why im not making bank in Marketing I guess
techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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the internet used to be comminism since all the information on webbed sites used to be free but now the internet is capitalism because its worse and costs money
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
the internet used to be comminism since all the information on webbed sites used to be free but now the internet is capitalism because its worse and costs money
I really wish I could just mailto:*@whitehouse.gov how much of a fucking embarrassment they all are on a dauly basis but i dont think mass emailing an entire domain has worked externally since the early 90's
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I really wish I could just mailto:*@whitehouse.gov how much of a fucking embarrassment they all are on a dauly basis but i dont think mass emailing an entire domain has worked externally since the early 90's
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Now that Zohran Mamdani is Lord Mayor of New York, and California passed prop 50, it’s inevitable that the Soros funded ANTIFA will force everybody to get “Gay Married”. Bobby & Zeke decided to get ahead of it.
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Now that Zohran Mamdani is Lord Mayor of New York, and California passed prop 50, it’s inevitable that the Soros funded ANTIFA will force everybody to get “Gay Married”. Bobby & Zeke decided to get ahead of it.
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Ahhh, the age old question once again arises - are you too lazy or do you not know how to reprogram your car/stove//dumb alarm/whatever's clock after DST begins/ends?
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ahhh, the age old question once again arises - are you too lazy or do you not know how to reprogram your car/stove//dumb alarm/whatever's clock after DST begins/ends?
Here is your intermittent and obligatory "Fuck Corporations forever" skeet, post, whatevers
Im still not clear where we landed on that
Anyway
Fuck Corporations
Im still not clear where we landed on that
Anyway
Fuck Corporations
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Here is your intermittent and obligatory "Fuck Corporations forever" skeet, post, whatevers
Im still not clear where we landed on that
Anyway
Fuck Corporations
Im still not clear where we landed on that
Anyway
Fuck Corporations
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It’s official: EA is going private.
The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
www.businesswire.com
September 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It’s official: EA is going private.
The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
I know this isnt the focus of the article but I mean it's kinda funny how one particular side screeches on endlessly about fake news yet seems to be the perpetrator of a metric fuckton of junk newssites but go ahead and keep questioning legitimate journalism
dailyegyptian.com/121770/showc...
dailyegyptian.com/121770/showc...
SIU denies FOIA request asking for all syllabi
SIU refused to comply with a mid-August Freedom of Information Act request from a media organization, Metric Media, for a complete list of classes, professors and syllabi from the spring 2025 term. Th...
dailyegyptian.com
September 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I know this isnt the focus of the article but I mean it's kinda funny how one particular side screeches on endlessly about fake news yet seems to be the perpetrator of a metric fuckton of junk newssites but go ahead and keep questioning legitimate journalism
dailyegyptian.com/121770/showc...
dailyegyptian.com/121770/showc...
The VMA's are on CBS. Is MTV too busy or something?
August 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The VMA's are on CBS. Is MTV too busy or something?
Dear Republican Texas:
Fuck you.
Signed,
A Southern Illinoisan
Fuck you.
Signed,
A Southern Illinoisan
August 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Dear Republican Texas:
Fuck you.
Signed,
A Southern Illinoisan
Fuck you.
Signed,
A Southern Illinoisan
As gaudy as the White house is these days im really surprised they haven't started making Press Releases in Comic Sans
July 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As gaudy as the White house is these days im really surprised they haven't started making Press Releases in Comic Sans
Hey guys, it's cool. I talked to my Canadian Friend, She said, and i quote "Sorry". And that's awful sweet of them to do that, right? Since we can't obviously read the fucking room
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
U.S. Congress members press Canada to deal with wildfire smoke ruining their summer
A lack of forest management and arson control is causing blazes that release hazardous fumes drifting into the Midwest, their letter reads
www.theglobeandmail.com
July 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hey guys, it's cool. I talked to my Canadian Friend, She said, and i quote "Sorry". And that's awful sweet of them to do that, right? Since we can't obviously read the fucking room
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
Holy fuck I'm tired of hearing about Black Sabbath
July 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Holy fuck I'm tired of hearing about Black Sabbath
2003 me would be furious to know 2025 me is strongly considering taking up birdwatching as some kind of hobby
June 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
2003 me would be furious to know 2025 me is strongly considering taking up birdwatching as some kind of hobby
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He hath ribbons of all the colors i’ th’ rainbow
June 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He hath ribbons of all the colors i’ th’ rainbow
Bitching about people playing Pokémon and then dropping 5k to go birdwatching is wild but okay
May 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Bitching about people playing Pokémon and then dropping 5k to go birdwatching is wild but okay
"They have no concern or idea of that it means to be deeply American."
Historically I've never been big on The Boss. Preferred it when people covered his work.
As I've grown older though, he has become a bulwark against the callousness that keeps threatening to creep into my soul
Historically I've never been big on The Boss. Preferred it when people covered his work.
As I've grown older though, he has become a bulwark against the callousness that keeps threatening to creep into my soul
May 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"They have no concern or idea of that it means to be deeply American."
Historically I've never been big on The Boss. Preferred it when people covered his work.
As I've grown older though, he has become a bulwark against the callousness that keeps threatening to creep into my soul
Historically I've never been big on The Boss. Preferred it when people covered his work.
As I've grown older though, he has become a bulwark against the callousness that keeps threatening to creep into my soul
Inside of me lives two wolves.
One is "if you're going to do something, do it right"
The other is "Perfect is the enemy of good"
I starve both of them by fucking off and playing World of Warcraft
One is "if you're going to do something, do it right"
The other is "Perfect is the enemy of good"
I starve both of them by fucking off and playing World of Warcraft
May 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Inside of me lives two wolves.
One is "if you're going to do something, do it right"
The other is "Perfect is the enemy of good"
I starve both of them by fucking off and playing World of Warcraft
One is "if you're going to do something, do it right"
The other is "Perfect is the enemy of good"
I starve both of them by fucking off and playing World of Warcraft
I also just realized I packed two of the same sandwiches in my lunch for the day
My day is batting a 1.000 here
My day is batting a 1.000 here
April 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I also just realized I packed two of the same sandwiches in my lunch for the day
My day is batting a 1.000 here
My day is batting a 1.000 here
Really didn't need to hear Audioslave on the cool classic rock station in my area.
Also, the fact I designate between "Cool" and "Lame" classic rock stations could be problematic
Also, the fact I designate between "Cool" and "Lame" classic rock stations could be problematic
April 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Really didn't need to hear Audioslave on the cool classic rock station in my area.
Also, the fact I designate between "Cool" and "Lame" classic rock stations could be problematic
Also, the fact I designate between "Cool" and "Lame" classic rock stations could be problematic
FUCK RFK JR
I HOPE HE CHOKES TO DEATH ON A POORLY XEROXED COPY OF THE LANCET MMR STUDY
I HOPE HE CHOKES TO DEATH ON A POORLY XEROXED COPY OF THE LANCET MMR STUDY
April 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
FUCK RFK JR
I HOPE HE CHOKES TO DEATH ON A POORLY XEROXED COPY OF THE LANCET MMR STUDY
I HOPE HE CHOKES TO DEATH ON A POORLY XEROXED COPY OF THE LANCET MMR STUDY
FUCK YEAH REX MANNING DAY
April 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
FUCK YEAH REX MANNING DAY
Did part 3 of the Cha Cha slide ever drop?
April 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Did part 3 of the Cha Cha slide ever drop?