Samantha Bortkins
getintherobot.bsky.social
Samantha Bortkins
@getintherobot.bsky.social
Stinky butt
I wouldn’t come back for anything less than silver
February 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I don’t have a job
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Not bad Tezza not bad
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Will it make me really good at Karaoke too
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Still waiting
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Been quite a week Kelsie!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Just got made redundant hell yeah surprise holiday
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
They printing these guys out in the nazi factory or something? They all look the same
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I can wait tezza
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Had a dream that I had really powerful calves?
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Well, fuck. Vale, Jon Kudelka. A good, good man.
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
HENRY
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Happy birthday beautiful bird lizard
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Eating a giant cookie for dinner
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Just like a slow motion one in the rain probably the best kind
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Also the waxing lady held my face so gently I realised I’m love starved.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Then I saw a couple having a domestic in the street wow it’s amazing the things you see when you go outside
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Just saw the most casual car crash ever
February 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
He’s so lucky
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I am such a CLOWN
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Jesus what a line up!!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I bought some really great pants today
February 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Yes I would
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I would like to tell him simply that I love him
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Shiitttt Im going to Japan in 25 days
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM