Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃
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how soon before he gets a daily wire podcast?
The United States government stays OPEN. 🇺🇸
March 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
how soon before he gets a daily wire podcast?
with fetterman not posting his "it's cool and good when palestinian children are murdered by the truckload" schtick on bluesky it's a lot easier to find posts from a month ago where he was pretending to give a shit
March 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
with fetterman not posting his "it's cool and good when palestinian children are murdered by the truckload" schtick on bluesky it's a lot easier to find posts from a month ago where he was pretending to give a shit
the best part of this is that they bought food for props and put out an empty wrapper to make it look like hannity is just your average hamburger enjoying american joe and some pa absolutely fussed over kennedy's burger to make sure the audience could see just a slutty lil drop of ketchup
RFK Jr on the measles vaccine: "There are adverse events from the vaccine. It does cause deaths every year. It causes all the illnesses that measles itself cause."
March 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
the best part of this is that they bought food for props and put out an empty wrapper to make it look like hannity is just your average hamburger enjoying american joe and some pa absolutely fussed over kennedy's burger to make sure the audience could see just a slutty lil drop of ketchup
look at this great sticker i got
March 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
look at this great sticker i got
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went to the smashing pumpkins concert last year and billy corgan had a chip and dip set up on his amp
March 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
went to the smashing pumpkins concert last year and billy corgan had a chip and dip set up on his amp
deuce buggalo male juggalo
March 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
deuce buggalo male juggalo
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man, teslas, spacex and now twitter, there's not a product in existence that elon musk can't crash
March 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
man, teslas, spacex and now twitter, there's not a product in existence that elon musk can't crash
sorry ladies but this boner is for pee
March 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
sorry ladies but this boner is for pee
pretty sure this is one of those taxation without representation things
FORMER MORGAN STANLEY BANKER MICHAEL GRIMES EXPECTED TO LEAD NEW U.S. SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND, SOURCES SAY U.S. SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND TO BE FINANCED BY TARIFFS IMPOSED ON FOREIGN COUNTRIES, SOURCES SAY
March 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
pretty sure this is one of those taxation without representation things
restless smeg syndrome
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
restless smeg syndrome
portion control means using both hands
February 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
portion control means using both hands
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
you walk in there and rack a 12 gauge i think they'll let you through
We were just denied entrance into the EPA after asking to meet with a DOGE representative. More to come.
February 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you walk in there and rack a 12 gauge i think they'll let you through
i love going to ace hardware because before you check out with your cotter pins and bird poison there's a cooler full of the most unwieldy bottles of root beer you've ever seen and they're like 30 cents
February 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i love going to ace hardware because before you check out with your cotter pins and bird poison there's a cooler full of the most unwieldy bottles of root beer you've ever seen and they're like 30 cents
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alright you wanna know how to support trans people?
hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.
Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.
Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
January 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
alright you wanna know how to support trans people?
hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.
Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.
Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
i wish i had the rainman autism where i was good at gambling and counting toothpicks instead of the kind i have where i hate the way socks feel on my feet but also i hate the way being barefoot feels so i always wear socks
January 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i wish i had the rainman autism where i was good at gambling and counting toothpicks instead of the kind i have where i hate the way socks feel on my feet but also i hate the way being barefoot feels so i always wear socks
in literally any other context "heavily armed paramilitary organization attempts to storm elementary school to round up brown children" would be round the clock news
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
in literally any other context "heavily armed paramilitary organization attempts to storm elementary school to round up brown children" would be round the clock news
it's so incredibly fucked that it's 2025 and there's still a chain of forrest gump themed restaurants out there
January 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
it's so incredibly fucked that it's 2025 and there's still a chain of forrest gump themed restaurants out there
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I know social mores were different at the time but I don't remember that
January 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I know social mores were different at the time but I don't remember that
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i might not be marvel's spider-man but doctors marvel at how many spiders i can eat, man
January 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i might not be marvel's spider-man but doctors marvel at how many spiders i can eat, man