Georgia Lewis
@georgialewis.bsky.social
Freelance wordsmith. Australian in the UK via the Middle East. Sometimes serious, sometimes completely frivolous...
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Georgia Lewis
@georgialewis.bsky.social
· Nov 15
a woman is dancing in front of a crowd with the words here we go again
ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a crowd with the words here we go again
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OK, here we go again... Will this turn into a hellsite like the other place? How long before I get a creepy message? Will I get plagued with mansplainers? Here's hoping that none of that happens and this becomes a constructive place on the internet.
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Excellent suggestions Georgia. How about:
Exterminating red squirrels (they’re communists);
Ban metric measurements & restore imperial measures;
Restore old coinage including farthings, guineas & marks;
Ban curries & Chinese food; &
Ban hash browns from full English breakfasts.
Exterminating red squirrels (they’re communists);
Ban metric measurements & restore imperial measures;
Restore old coinage including farthings, guineas & marks;
Ban curries & Chinese food; &
Ban hash browns from full English breakfasts.
February 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Excellent suggestions Georgia. How about:
Exterminating red squirrels (they’re communists);
Ban metric measurements & restore imperial measures;
Restore old coinage including farthings, guineas & marks;
Ban curries & Chinese food; &
Ban hash browns from full English breakfasts.
Exterminating red squirrels (they’re communists);
Ban metric measurements & restore imperial measures;
Restore old coinage including farthings, guineas & marks;
Ban curries & Chinese food; &
Ban hash browns from full English breakfasts.
- Bread and dripping compulsory for school dinners.
- Seatbelts and bicycle helmets outlawed.
- Othello can only be played by Laurence Fox.
- Leaded petrol to go back on sale at 50p/litre cheaper than unleaded.
- Leaded petrol prices to be displayed in shillings and pence per imperial gallon.
- Seatbelts and bicycle helmets outlawed.
- Othello can only be played by Laurence Fox.
- Leaded petrol to go back on sale at 50p/litre cheaper than unleaded.
- Leaded petrol prices to be displayed in shillings and pence per imperial gallon.
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
- Bread and dripping compulsory for school dinners.
- Seatbelts and bicycle helmets outlawed.
- Othello can only be played by Laurence Fox.
- Leaded petrol to go back on sale at 50p/litre cheaper than unleaded.
- Leaded petrol prices to be displayed in shillings and pence per imperial gallon.
- Seatbelts and bicycle helmets outlawed.
- Othello can only be played by Laurence Fox.
- Leaded petrol to go back on sale at 50p/litre cheaper than unleaded.
- Leaded petrol prices to be displayed in shillings and pence per imperial gallon.
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Farage announcing a “shadow cabinet” when he’s not the Official Opposition is like turning up to a job you haven’t been hired for and rearranging the office furniture anyway.
Bold move.
Slight technical hitch with reality.
Bold move.
Slight technical hitch with reality.
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Farage announcing a “shadow cabinet” when he’s not the Official Opposition is like turning up to a job you haven’t been hired for and rearranging the office furniture anyway.
Bold move.
Slight technical hitch with reality.
Bold move.
Slight technical hitch with reality.
Jesus Christ... It would have been nice to at least let Bonnie Greer finish her sentence. This is crass.
We interrupt tributes to Jesse Jackson to bring you your daily dose of racism.
Thanks, Beeb. Respectfully handled.
Thanks, Beeb. Respectfully handled.
February 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Jesus Christ... It would have been nice to at least let Bonnie Greer finish her sentence. This is crass.
What I've found wild about the #WinterOlympics is the number of athletes with an "I had a completely horrific injury, I broke 97 bones and thought I'd never walk again, but I reinvented myself in a sport that involves being really cold, moving really fast, possibly going upside-down..." story.
really enjoy that the bloke who won two golds on the luge is someone who was a national level taekwondo fighter until he got injured and then a government figure stepped out the shadows and said "let me tell you about project going down a hill really fast"
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
What I've found wild about the #WinterOlympics is the number of athletes with an "I had a completely horrific injury, I broke 97 bones and thought I'd never walk again, but I reinvented myself in a sport that involves being really cold, moving really fast, possibly going upside-down..." story.
Genuinely hard to watch Atle Lie McGrath howling, throwing his poles, trudging alone towards the woods and lying on his back in the snow after crashing out of his final run in the #WinterOlympics. I hope he has good people around him.
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Genuinely hard to watch Atle Lie McGrath howling, throwing his poles, trudging alone towards the woods and lying on his back in the snow after crashing out of his final run in the #WinterOlympics. I hope he has good people around him.
Yep, this is getting silly. All he really said was that given the vastness of the universe, it's likely there's some sort of life out there somewhere. Now every idiot in the world is screaming: "OBAMA BELIEVES IN ALIENS!". Calm your farm, people...
All this fuss is baffling since he then we on to clarify that he meant in the universe as a whole and that he never saw any evidence of any aliens or UFOs on earth when he was president. Its a nothing burger.
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Yep, this is getting silly. All he really said was that given the vastness of the universe, it's likely there's some sort of life out there somewhere. Now every idiot in the world is screaming: "OBAMA BELIEVES IN ALIENS!". Calm your farm, people...
Behold! The highly detailed explanation for the power cut in our neighbourhood...
February 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Behold! The highly detailed explanation for the power cut in our neighbourhood...
Damn, Sister Monica Joan's prognosis has just set me off... #CallTheMidwife
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Damn, Sister Monica Joan's prognosis has just set me off... #CallTheMidwife
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It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
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Incredibly powerful front page from the Sunday Post
‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’
‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Incredibly powerful front page from the Sunday Post
‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’
‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’
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I dunno what prompted a clothing brand to launch a men’s sweater called the Rosa Parks with an advert featuring a man taking a seat, but we are where we are
February 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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YAY!!!!!! Fabulous effort from Scotland! #SCOvENG #SixNations
Outlander Scotland GIF
ALT: Outlander Scotland GIF
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February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
YAY!!!!!! Fabulous effort from Scotland! #SCOvENG #SixNations
She has done a great job. I hope she has a long career in international rugby.
Other referees should take note of Hollie Robinson's handling of TMO in this match. No endless forward/backward frame by frame, not looking for TMO to make a call. Decisive, clear communication.
#SixNations #rugbyunion
#SixNations #rugbyunion
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
She has done a great job. I hope she has a long career in international rugby.
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Loving the no-nonsense approach of the first woman to referee a #SixNations match. #IREvITA
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Loving the no-nonsense approach of the first woman to referee a #SixNations match. #IREvITA
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
I've literally just learned who Igor Tudor is and already I'm here for the historical humour.
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I've literally just learned who Igor Tudor is and already I'm here for the historical humour.
Hahahahahahaha!
Also, this song is so weird. Is anyone actually stopping him from driving his truck, mowing his grass or drinking his beer?
Also, this song is so weird. Is anyone actually stopping him from driving his truck, mowing his grass or drinking his beer?
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Hahahahahahaha!
Also, this song is so weird. Is anyone actually stopping him from driving his truck, mowing his grass or drinking his beer?
Also, this song is so weird. Is anyone actually stopping him from driving his truck, mowing his grass or drinking his beer?
Hey, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon! We're all potentially ISIS targets. That's the whole point of their vile terrorism, and indeed most forms of terrorism - the element of surprise. Anyone who gives you a penny because of your latest "ISIS has threatened me!" grift shouldn't be allowed out by themselves.
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Hey, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon! We're all potentially ISIS targets. That's the whole point of their vile terrorism, and indeed most forms of terrorism - the element of surprise. Anyone who gives you a penny because of your latest "ISIS has threatened me!" grift shouldn't be allowed out by themselves.
Are there any UK - ideally London-based, but this isn't necessarily a dealbreaker - criminologists out there who can talk to me about crime stats versus perception for London? DM me for more information.
#journorequest
#journorequest
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Are there any UK - ideally London-based, but this isn't necessarily a dealbreaker - criminologists out there who can talk to me about crime stats versus perception for London? DM me for more information.
#journorequest
#journorequest
This is baked mince and tatties with melted cheese and, yea, verily, it is satisfying and hearty.
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This is baked mince and tatties with melted cheese and, yea, verily, it is satisfying and hearty.
Am I alone in getting sympathy pains in my knees while watching the moguls? #winterolympics
a person skiing down a snow covered slope at night
ALT: a person skiing down a snow covered slope at night
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February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Am I alone in getting sympathy pains in my knees while watching the moguls? #winterolympics
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Ukrainian energy workers also stand with Vladyslav Heraskevych in defending his right to honor fallen Ukrainian athletes.
"We proudly support Vladyslav Heraskevych. Thank you for your principles and your dignity. You are the kind of champion this world needs.
"We proudly support Vladyslav Heraskevych. Thank you for your principles and your dignity. You are the kind of champion this world needs.
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Ukrainian energy workers also stand with Vladyslav Heraskevych in defending his right to honor fallen Ukrainian athletes.
"We proudly support Vladyslav Heraskevych. Thank you for your principles and your dignity. You are the kind of champion this world needs.
"We proudly support Vladyslav Heraskevych. Thank you for your principles and your dignity. You are the kind of champion this world needs.
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There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 AM
There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.