Georgia Lewis
@georgialewis.bsky.social
Freelance wordsmith. Australian in the UK via the Middle East. Sometimes serious, sometimes completely frivolous...
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Georgia Lewis
@georgialewis.bsky.social
· Nov 15
a woman is dancing in front of a crowd with the words here we go again
ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a crowd with the words here we go again
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OK, here we go again... Will this turn into a hellsite like the other place? How long before I get a creepy message? Will I get plagued with mansplainers? Here's hoping that none of that happens and this becomes a constructive place on the internet.
This is baked mince and tatties with melted cheese and, yea, verily, it is satisfying and hearty.
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This is baked mince and tatties with melted cheese and, yea, verily, it is satisfying and hearty.
Am I alone in getting sympathy pains in my knees while watching the moguls? #winterolympics
a person skiing down a snow covered slope at night
ALT: a person skiing down a snow covered slope at night
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February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Am I alone in getting sympathy pains in my knees while watching the moguls? #winterolympics
He has the answers to life!
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
He has the answers to life!
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Ukrainian energy workers also stand with Vladyslav Heraskevych in defending his right to honor fallen Ukrainian athletes.
"We proudly support Vladyslav Heraskevych. Thank you for your principles and your dignity. You are the kind of champion this world needs.
"We proudly support Vladyslav Heraskevych. Thank you for your principles and your dignity. You are the kind of champion this world needs.
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Ukrainian energy workers also stand with Vladyslav Heraskevych in defending his right to honor fallen Ukrainian athletes.
"We proudly support Vladyslav Heraskevych. Thank you for your principles and your dignity. You are the kind of champion this world needs.
"We proudly support Vladyslav Heraskevych. Thank you for your principles and your dignity. You are the kind of champion this world needs.
A bit of gold can go a long way. Your bathroom sounds fabulous. I need to replace my bathroom wall art. The Warhol-style rubber duck picture has faded!
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
A bit of gold can go a long way. Your bathroom sounds fabulous. I need to replace my bathroom wall art. The Warhol-style rubber duck picture has faded!
I think I actually prefer the second smaller kitchen. It's still a bigger, better kitchen than mine. As for making stuff gold, I will never regret spray painting an ancient family Christmas tree gold to make it look less like a bunch of toilet brushes stuck in a broom handle.
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I think I actually prefer the second smaller kitchen. It's still a bigger, better kitchen than mine. As for making stuff gold, I will never regret spray painting an ancient family Christmas tree gold to make it look less like a bunch of toilet brushes stuck in a broom handle.
I love how it looks pretty inoffensive from the outside and then goes Versailles-wild once you step inside. On the upside, I like the wall oven in the big kitchen, although it is gold...
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I love how it looks pretty inoffensive from the outside and then goes Versailles-wild once you step inside. On the upside, I like the wall oven in the big kitchen, although it is gold...
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There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 AM
There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.
Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson were flawed but entertaining. My heart sunk when Fear stumbled, but I loved the performance and the very Vivienne Westwood costumes. All the best people are flawed but entertaining. The gold medal performance was near-perfect but boring.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
2026 Winter Olympics: GB's Lilah Fear & Lewis Gibson miss out on figure skating medal
Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson miss out on becoming the first British figure skaters in 32 years to win an Olympic medal, as they fail to make the ice dance podium.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson were flawed but entertaining. My heart sunk when Fear stumbled, but I loved the performance and the very Vivienne Westwood costumes. All the best people are flawed but entertaining. The gold medal performance was near-perfect but boring.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
Nope, he's still there a weird goblin!
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Nope, he's still there a weird goblin!
This match will form an integral part of our Valetines Day celebrations, along with the Newcastle-Aston Villa FA Cup game, for it is nothing but romance at ours!
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This match will form an integral part of our Valetines Day celebrations, along with the Newcastle-Aston Villa FA Cup game, for it is nothing but romance at ours!
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Ahead of this Saturday's Sixth Nations Scotland-England clash, a Premium Substack piece on memorable occasions the auld enemies have taken to the field... richardluck.substack.com/p/england-sc... #SixNations #CalcuttaCup
England - Scotland: Auld Enemies
The tries, the tears, the Slams, that semi-final - when England and Scotland take to the rugby field, it's not sport, it's moider.
richardluck.substack.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Ahead of this Saturday's Sixth Nations Scotland-England clash, a Premium Substack piece on memorable occasions the auld enemies have taken to the field... richardluck.substack.com/p/england-sc... #SixNations #CalcuttaCup
I'm sure I thought Mark Francois had gone to Reform already in another case of "This is like the celebrity death that makes everyone say, 'I thought they died years ago.'".
Kemi Badenoch hasn't thought those seat placings through
Nobody is listening to a word she is saying, as most people are looking at Mark Francois, sat immediately alongside her, and wondering what the fuck he is doing there
#PMQs
#PoliticsLive
Nobody is listening to a word she is saying, as most people are looking at Mark Francois, sat immediately alongside her, and wondering what the fuck he is doing there
#PMQs
#PoliticsLive
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I'm sure I thought Mark Francois had gone to Reform already in another case of "This is like the celebrity death that makes everyone say, 'I thought they died years ago.'".
My hot take is that I understand what Olivia Colman said when she described herself as non-binary and her husband agreeing that she's like a gay man. She is simply articulating that gender and sexuality are on spectrums, we don't all fit a stereotype and that makes the world an interesting place.
a woman in a green top is standing in front of a microphone and smiling
ALT: a woman in a green top is standing in front of a microphone and smiling
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February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
My hot take is that I understand what Olivia Colman said when she described herself as non-binary and her husband agreeing that she's like a gay man. She is simply articulating that gender and sexuality are on spectrums, we don't all fit a stereotype and that makes the world an interesting place.
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"History is women following behind with the bucket."
So Morgan McSweeney has been replaced by Jill Cuthbertson and Vidhya Alakeson. Antonia Romeo is about to take over from Chris Wormald. Steph Driver may return to fill Tim Allan's vacancy.
Sense that now there's a mess to mop up, get the women in
So Morgan McSweeney has been replaced by Jill Cuthbertson and Vidhya Alakeson. Antonia Romeo is about to take over from Chris Wormald. Steph Driver may return to fill Tim Allan's vacancy.
Sense that now there's a mess to mop up, get the women in
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 AM
"History is women following behind with the bucket."
So Morgan McSweeney has been replaced by Jill Cuthbertson and Vidhya Alakeson. Antonia Romeo is about to take over from Chris Wormald. Steph Driver may return to fill Tim Allan's vacancy.
Sense that now there's a mess to mop up, get the women in
So Morgan McSweeney has been replaced by Jill Cuthbertson and Vidhya Alakeson. Antonia Romeo is about to take over from Chris Wormald. Steph Driver may return to fill Tim Allan's vacancy.
Sense that now there's a mess to mop up, get the women in
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It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious
Poor Conor would be so much happier and productive if he could just be who he is. (Also, this wife of a Geordie endorses Alex's excellently placed "pet")
If you have to wake up and choose not to act on your "gay thoughts" every single day, I have news for you, pet.
February 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Poor Conor would be so much happier and productive if he could just be who he is. (Also, this wife of a Geordie endorses Alex's excellently placed "pet")
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If you have to wake up and choose not to act on your "gay thoughts" every single day, I have news for you, pet.
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
If you have to wake up and choose not to act on your "gay thoughts" every single day, I have news for you, pet.
It'd be a stultifying dinner party!
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It'd be a stultifying dinner party!
Even if certain boudoir preference rumours are true, it still isn't enough to make them remotely interesting. I think I'd either drink too much and say something inappropriate or plead a migraine and go to bed. Or possibly both.
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Even if certain boudoir preference rumours are true, it still isn't enough to make them remotely interesting. I think I'd either drink too much and say something inappropriate or plead a migraine and go to bed. Or possibly both.
I find them so loathsome. Yet so boring. The absolute last couple in the country I'd have over for dinner.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I find them so loathsome. Yet so boring. The absolute last couple in the country I'd have over for dinner.
I'm here for all of this...
Malcolm Tucker
Starmer should really go for it now.
Reform the House of Lords
Ban foreign ownership of our media
Referendum on the Monarchy
Rejoin the EU
An extra 80% tax on anyone called Nigel
Give the usual suspects something to really greet about.
Starmer should really go for it now.
Reform the House of Lords
Ban foreign ownership of our media
Referendum on the Monarchy
Rejoin the EU
An extra 80% tax on anyone called Nigel
Give the usual suspects something to really greet about.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I'm here for all of this...
Seeking out UK-based accountants who would like to share their thoughts on the ACSP certification process. DM me for more information. Please do not contact me to recommend someone who is not based in the UK or is not an accountant... #journorequest
a black and white cat is using a laptop computer while holding a mouse .
ALT: a black and white cat is using a laptop computer while holding a mouse .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Seeking out UK-based accountants who would like to share their thoughts on the ACSP certification process. DM me for more information. Please do not contact me to recommend someone who is not based in the UK or is not an accountant... #journorequest
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No.
Can Elon Musk really launch data centres into space? ft.trib.al/qIdATTz
Can Elon Musk really launch data centres into space?
Tech billionaire’s desire to put computer infrastructure into orbit is central to $1.25tn plan to merge SpaceX with xAI
ft.trib.al
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 AM
No.
He should be called whatever his prisoner number will be.
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
He should be called whatever his prisoner number will be.