Georgia Lewis
@georgialewis.bsky.social
Freelance wordsmith. Australian in the UK via the Middle East. Sometimes serious, sometimes completely frivolous...
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Georgia Lewis
@georgialewis.bsky.social
· Nov 15
a woman is dancing in front of a crowd with the words here we go again
ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a crowd with the words here we go again
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OK, here we go again... Will this turn into a hellsite like the other place? How long before I get a creepy message? Will I get plagued with mansplainers? Here's hoping that none of that happens and this becomes a constructive place on the internet.
Not even his favourite teddy bear.
BBC News:
If Andrew is held overnight by police.
'Andrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".'
If Andrew is held overnight by police.
'Andrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".'
February 19, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Not even his favourite teddy bear.
Good.
BBC News:
If Andrew is held overnight by police.
'Andrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".'
If Andrew is held overnight by police.
'Andrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".'
February 19, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Good.
Really hope the remaining three police cars at Andrew's place are there because the house is being searched, especially phones and laptops. This is a man who thought "the Duke" and "A" were crafty aliases, so it wouldn't be surprising if he has left all manner of awful crap on his devices.
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Really hope the remaining three police cars at Andrew's place are there because the house is being searched, especially phones and laptops. This is a man who thought "the Duke" and "A" were crafty aliases, so it wouldn't be surprising if he has left all manner of awful crap on his devices.
Women get shit done...
We've only had a female CabSec for 20 minutes and they've already arrested Andrew. #realchange
February 19, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Women get shit done...
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Good luck to anyone trying to publish any other news today.
February 19, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Good luck to anyone trying to publish any other news today.
It's all happening. Good. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office
It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 19, 2026 at 10:09 AM
It's all happening. Good. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
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This is glorious, what a twat that reporter is.
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This is glorious, what a twat that reporter is.
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Genuinely good news from Scotland. There is some great stuff happening in Scotland that is underreported. My own experience with the Scottish NHS was really positive.
Drug-related hospital stay rates in Scotland plummet by half as SNP’s unique, World-first, opioid overdose reversal kit programme gets on top of the plague after 8 years
talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2026/02/17/d...
talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2026/02/17/d...
Drug-related hospital stay rates in Scotland plummet by half as SNP’s unique, World-first, opioid overdose reversal kit programme gets on top of the plague after 8 years
Please Support Talking-up Scotland at: on the above. From Drug-related hospital statistics Scotland 2024 to 2025, published today the above graph and: There were 10,185 drug-related hospital stays …
talkingupscotlandtwo.com
February 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Genuinely good news from Scotland. There is some great stuff happening in Scotland that is underreported. My own experience with the Scottish NHS was really positive.
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Excellent suggestions Georgia. How about:
Exterminating red squirrels (they’re communists);
Ban metric measurements & restore imperial measures;
Restore old coinage including farthings, guineas & marks;
Ban curries & Chinese food; &
Ban hash browns from full English breakfasts.
Exterminating red squirrels (they’re communists);
Ban metric measurements & restore imperial measures;
Restore old coinage including farthings, guineas & marks;
Ban curries & Chinese food; &
Ban hash browns from full English breakfasts.
February 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Excellent suggestions Georgia. How about:
Exterminating red squirrels (they’re communists);
Ban metric measurements & restore imperial measures;
Restore old coinage including farthings, guineas & marks;
Ban curries & Chinese food; &
Ban hash browns from full English breakfasts.
Exterminating red squirrels (they’re communists);
Ban metric measurements & restore imperial measures;
Restore old coinage including farthings, guineas & marks;
Ban curries & Chinese food; &
Ban hash browns from full English breakfasts.
- Bread and dripping compulsory for school dinners.
- Seatbelts and bicycle helmets outlawed.
- Othello can only be played by Laurence Fox.
- Leaded petrol to go back on sale at 50p/litre cheaper than unleaded.
- Leaded petrol prices to be displayed in shillings and pence per imperial gallon.
- Seatbelts and bicycle helmets outlawed.
- Othello can only be played by Laurence Fox.
- Leaded petrol to go back on sale at 50p/litre cheaper than unleaded.
- Leaded petrol prices to be displayed in shillings and pence per imperial gallon.
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
- Bread and dripping compulsory for school dinners.
- Seatbelts and bicycle helmets outlawed.
- Othello can only be played by Laurence Fox.
- Leaded petrol to go back on sale at 50p/litre cheaper than unleaded.
- Leaded petrol prices to be displayed in shillings and pence per imperial gallon.
- Seatbelts and bicycle helmets outlawed.
- Othello can only be played by Laurence Fox.
- Leaded petrol to go back on sale at 50p/litre cheaper than unleaded.
- Leaded petrol prices to be displayed in shillings and pence per imperial gallon.
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Farage announcing a “shadow cabinet” when he’s not the Official Opposition is like turning up to a job you haven’t been hired for and rearranging the office furniture anyway.
Bold move.
Slight technical hitch with reality.
Bold move.
Slight technical hitch with reality.
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Farage announcing a “shadow cabinet” when he’s not the Official Opposition is like turning up to a job you haven’t been hired for and rearranging the office furniture anyway.
Bold move.
Slight technical hitch with reality.
Bold move.
Slight technical hitch with reality.
Jesus Christ... It would have been nice to at least let Bonnie Greer finish her sentence. This is crass.
We interrupt tributes to Jesse Jackson to bring you your daily dose of racism.
Thanks, Beeb. Respectfully handled.
Thanks, Beeb. Respectfully handled.
February 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Jesus Christ... It would have been nice to at least let Bonnie Greer finish her sentence. This is crass.
What I've found wild about the #WinterOlympics is the number of athletes with an "I had a completely horrific injury, I broke 97 bones and thought I'd never walk again, but I reinvented myself in a sport that involves being really cold, moving really fast, possibly going upside-down..." story.
really enjoy that the bloke who won two golds on the luge is someone who was a national level taekwondo fighter until he got injured and then a government figure stepped out the shadows and said "let me tell you about project going down a hill really fast"
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
What I've found wild about the #WinterOlympics is the number of athletes with an "I had a completely horrific injury, I broke 97 bones and thought I'd never walk again, but I reinvented myself in a sport that involves being really cold, moving really fast, possibly going upside-down..." story.
Genuinely hard to watch Atle Lie McGrath howling, throwing his poles, trudging alone towards the woods and lying on his back in the snow after crashing out of his final run in the #WinterOlympics. I hope he has good people around him.
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Genuinely hard to watch Atle Lie McGrath howling, throwing his poles, trudging alone towards the woods and lying on his back in the snow after crashing out of his final run in the #WinterOlympics. I hope he has good people around him.
Yep, this is getting silly. All he really said was that given the vastness of the universe, it's likely there's some sort of life out there somewhere. Now every idiot in the world is screaming: "OBAMA BELIEVES IN ALIENS!". Calm your farm, people...
All this fuss is baffling since he then we on to clarify that he meant in the universe as a whole and that he never saw any evidence of any aliens or UFOs on earth when he was president. Its a nothing burger.
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Yep, this is getting silly. All he really said was that given the vastness of the universe, it's likely there's some sort of life out there somewhere. Now every idiot in the world is screaming: "OBAMA BELIEVES IN ALIENS!". Calm your farm, people...
Behold! The highly detailed explanation for the power cut in our neighbourhood...
February 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Behold! The highly detailed explanation for the power cut in our neighbourhood...
Damn, Sister Monica Joan's prognosis has just set me off... #CallTheMidwife
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Damn, Sister Monica Joan's prognosis has just set me off... #CallTheMidwife
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It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
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Incredibly powerful front page from the Sunday Post
‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’
‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Incredibly powerful front page from the Sunday Post
‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’
‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’
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I dunno what prompted a clothing brand to launch a men’s sweater called the Rosa Parks with an advert featuring a man taking a seat, but we are where we are
February 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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YAY!!!!!! Fabulous effort from Scotland! #SCOvENG #SixNations
Outlander Scotland GIF
ALT: Outlander Scotland GIF
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February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
YAY!!!!!! Fabulous effort from Scotland! #SCOvENG #SixNations
She has done a great job. I hope she has a long career in international rugby.
Other referees should take note of Hollie Robinson's handling of TMO in this match. No endless forward/backward frame by frame, not looking for TMO to make a call. Decisive, clear communication.
#SixNations #rugbyunion
#SixNations #rugbyunion
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
She has done a great job. I hope she has a long career in international rugby.
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Loving the no-nonsense approach of the first woman to referee a #SixNations match. #IREvITA
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Loving the no-nonsense approach of the first woman to referee a #SixNations match. #IREvITA