blackout. geoff wabbit.
@geoffwabbit.bsky.social
he/him old guy. i don't know what i want anymore.
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coach did a bangup job on making sure the fans got a new print for their walls. i do it all for my city
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
coach did a bangup job on making sure the fans got a new print for their walls. i do it all for my city
wow so these criminal scum figured out my patrol cadence and showed up in the streets with no fucking pants on. listen if you want me to do you you gotta be less obviously desperate. yeesh
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 AM
wow so these criminal scum figured out my patrol cadence and showed up in the streets with no fucking pants on. listen if you want me to do you you gotta be less obviously desperate. yeesh
writing a letter to superhero government because they won't fix the potholes their flashy three point landings are creating
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
writing a letter to superhero government because they won't fix the potholes their flashy three point landings are creating
spent my morning helping rebuild the decoy bank all the rookie supervillains rob so they can gain confidence
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 PM
spent my morning helping rebuild the decoy bank all the rookie supervillains rob so they can gain confidence
i look at us. anthros. we are ascended. we are capable of complex thoughts and reasoning. physical advancements no mere beast could dream of. lizards with nipples
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
i look at us. anthros. we are ascended. we are capable of complex thoughts and reasoning. physical advancements no mere beast could dream of. lizards with nipples
just ran across Grape Ruiner at the superhero grocery store. why do they keep letting that motherfucker in here
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 PM
just ran across Grape Ruiner at the superhero grocery store. why do they keep letting that motherfucker in here
at the superhero gym. the new year resolution folks who started the year off going straight into the dronification resistance pods are just coming out and yep you guessed it they got dronified. dumbasses. imagine getting dronified by a gym
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
at the superhero gym. the new year resolution folks who started the year off going straight into the dronification resistance pods are just coming out and yep you guessed it they got dronified. dumbasses. imagine getting dronified by a gym
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January 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
we have got to do something about how cool heroes look when they've been roughed up a little.
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
we have got to do something about how cool heroes look when they've been roughed up a little.
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January 28, 2026 at 4:21 PM
hanging out with some vigilante friends tonight. """UNFORTUNATELY""" catanboy can't make it
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
hanging out with some vigilante friends tonight. """UNFORTUNATELY""" catanboy can't make it
easily defeated a dude who was more interested in ripping my shirt off than landing any punches oh wait he was trying to bang. dammit i gotta stop doing that
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 AM
easily defeated a dude who was more interested in ripping my shirt off than landing any punches oh wait he was trying to bang. dammit i gotta stop doing that
bad news: got captured by a villain :(
good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason
good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
bad news: got captured by a villain :(
good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason
good news: it's one of those villains that just wants to make me cum a lot for some reason
my name is blackout, bun of buns
look on my abs ye mighty and despair
look on my abs ye mighty and despair
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 AM
my name is blackout, bun of buns
look on my abs ye mighty and despair
look on my abs ye mighty and despair
anyway if anyone in the streets threatens my city they better be ready to fuckin pay
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 AM
anyway if anyone in the streets threatens my city they better be ready to fuckin pay
just got home from vigilante hobby sharing community group therapy. everyone there talked about how their hobby was being defeated and dominated. trying to figure out why i was invited to this group
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 AM
just got home from vigilante hobby sharing community group therapy. everyone there talked about how their hobby was being defeated and dominated. trying to figure out why i was invited to this group
just got home from the vigilante bars. gotta find a new spot. half the crowd was just civilians who wanted to get selfies or touch my ass
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
just got home from the vigilante bars. gotta find a new spot. half the crowd was just civilians who wanted to get selfies or touch my ass
figured out the secret identity of JRPG DEMON and instead of exposing him and defeating him in combat i asked him to teach me how to give me and my opponents hp and status ailments in our duels
January 17, 2026 at 6:36 AM
figured out the secret identity of JRPG DEMON and instead of exposing him and defeating him in combat i asked him to teach me how to give me and my opponents hp and status ailments in our duels
sometimes i think street thugs are intelligent folks who just came across hard times and lost their way. and then they try to mug me. when i have literal superpowers. i'm wearing a damn mask, man, do the math
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
sometimes i think street thugs are intelligent folks who just came across hard times and lost their way. and then they try to mug me. when i have literal superpowers. i'm wearing a damn mask, man, do the math
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Skunk villain!~
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Skunk villain!~
seems kinda really vapid to make funny superhero posts lately but here we go
i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked
i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
seems kinda really vapid to make funny superhero posts lately but here we go
i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked
i beat up Professor Blowjob today. turns out his credentials were forged. lots of teeth. got his tenure revoked
lookin for some street toughs or gang bangers to rough up tonight. can't host hmu
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
lookin for some street toughs or gang bangers to rough up tonight. can't host hmu
woke up in a cold sweat thinking about how i haven't brought anyone who had fallen through the cracks of the justice system their just desserts yet this year
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 PM
woke up in a cold sweat thinking about how i haven't brought anyone who had fallen through the cracks of the justice system their just desserts yet this year
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