Geoduck
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52 y/o he/him | disappointed by Bill Clinton | radicalized by W | disillusioned by Obama | horrified by Trump | unimpressed by Biden | re: Trump II, we’re all dead
“Center” in Nazi Germany was still Nazi. The center in today’s America is still fascist.
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Bari Weiss to CBS News staff: Without a shift in strategy, ‘we are toast’
The CBS News editor in chief said the network needs to produce journalism people want as she named a raft of new contributors from her website, the Free Press.
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January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
“Center” in Nazi Germany was still Nazi. The center in today’s America is still fascist.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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What possible justification could there be to include ICE at the Olympics? To prevent US athletes from defecting?
Outcry in Italy as U.S. Says ICE Agents Will Join Olympics Delegation www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/w...
Outcry in Italy as U.S. Says ICE Agents Will Join Olympics Delegation www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/w...
Outcry in Italy as U.S. Says ICE Agents Will Join Olympics Delegation
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January 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
What possible justification could there be to include ICE at the Olympics? To prevent US athletes from defecting?
Outcry in Italy as U.S. Says ICE Agents Will Join Olympics Delegation www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/w...
Outcry in Italy as U.S. Says ICE Agents Will Join Olympics Delegation www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/w...
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Fred Rogers famously said to “look for the helpers”. ICE looks for the helpers to kill them.
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Fred Rogers famously said to “look for the helpers”. ICE looks for the helpers to kill them.
Fuck Mitch McConnell. Fuck John Roberts. Fuck all the US SCOTUS fascists. Fuck orange Hitler. Fuck Kristi Noem. Fuck Kash Patel. Fuck the pussy ass Dems. Fuck all of them. Every one.
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Fuck Mitch McConnell. Fuck John Roberts. Fuck all the US SCOTUS fascists. Fuck orange Hitler. Fuck Kristi Noem. Fuck Kash Patel. Fuck the pussy ass Dems. Fuck all of them. Every one.
Our politicians are toothless. Our laws are apparently toothless. Our courts are toothless. It’s going to be up to the people.
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Our politicians are toothless. Our laws are apparently toothless. Our courts are toothless. It’s going to be up to the people.
“Trump has proven himself a pretty capable and aggressive leader,” said the chief of staff of the National Security Council for part of Trump’s first term.
How can you even print this BS, NYT?
Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ Would Have Global Scope but One Man in Charge www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...
How can you even print this BS, NYT?
Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ Would Have Global Scope but One Man in Charge www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...
Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ Would Have Global Scope but One Man in Charge
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January 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“Trump has proven himself a pretty capable and aggressive leader,” said the chief of staff of the National Security Council for part of Trump’s first term.
How can you even print this BS, NYT?
Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ Would Have Global Scope but One Man in Charge www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...
How can you even print this BS, NYT?
Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ Would Have Global Scope but One Man in Charge www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…
They will of course lose in the courts. But the point is to appease one madman so Bondi can keep her job.
Prosecutors Subpoena Minnesota Democrats as Part of Federal Inquiry www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...
Prosecutors Subpoena Minnesota Democrats as Part of Federal Inquiry www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...
Prosecutors Subpoena Minnesota Democrats as Part of Federal Inquiry
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January 20, 2026 at 8:13 PM
They will of course lose in the courts. But the point is to appease one madman so Bondi can keep her job.
Prosecutors Subpoena Minnesota Democrats as Part of Federal Inquiry www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...
Prosecutors Subpoena Minnesota Democrats as Part of Federal Inquiry www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...
In the 80s @stevemartinreally.bsky.social had a sketch that included noting that Morley Safer of 60 Minutes was a Canadian, and asked “If we were to go to war with Canada, whose side would he fight on? Our side, or THEM?” It was so silly and ridiculous. Not so much now. Fuck Trump and his monkeys.
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
In the 80s @stevemartinreally.bsky.social had a sketch that included noting that Morley Safer of 60 Minutes was a Canadian, and asked “If we were to go to war with Canada, whose side would he fight on? Our side, or THEM?” It was so silly and ridiculous. Not so much now. Fuck Trump and his monkeys.
Dear Congress: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT STOMPING HIS ORANGE ASS INTO OBLIVION?
January 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Dear Congress: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT STOMPING HIS ORANGE ASS INTO OBLIVION?
He’s just following Trump’s lead!
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones
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January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
He’s just following Trump’s lead!
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Former Congressional Employee Accused of Stealing 240 Phones www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Isn’t lying about the scope of a renovation project exactly what Trump did with the east wing?
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell
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January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Isn’t lying about the scope of a renovation project exactly what Trump did with the east wing?
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Federal Prosecutors Are Said to Have Opened Inquiry Into Fed Chair Powell www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Me: Please,
Satan, take him home to your bosom.
Satan: (retch) I don’t want that prick.
Satan, take him home to your bosom.
Satan: (retch) I don’t want that prick.
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Me: Please,
Satan, take him home to your bosom.
Satan: (retch) I don’t want that prick.
Satan, take him home to your bosom.
Satan: (retch) I don’t want that prick.
I think they are seriously underestimating the impact of Musk being a complete cunt.
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/b...
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/b...
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I think they are seriously underestimating the impact of Musk being a complete cunt.
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/b...
Tesla Car Sales Dropped 9% in 2025, Falling Behind China’s BYD www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/b...
2025, it’s not too late to give me the obituary that I’d love to see!
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
2025, it’s not too late to give me the obituary that I’d love to see!
In any reasonable world, the AG would appoint a special prosecutor regarding Epstein. But no. Not in today’s Cult ‘Merica.
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In any reasonable world, the AG would appoint a special prosecutor regarding Epstein. But no. Not in today’s Cult ‘Merica.
Imagine press (other than 40 Minutes) refusing to report on a crime simply because the perpetrator refused to make a comment. Oh we had this great piece on a serial killer. But they wouldn’t comment. Oh well, have to kill the story.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine press (other than 40 Minutes) refusing to report on a crime simply because the perpetrator refused to make a comment. Oh we had this great piece on a serial killer. But they wouldn’t comment. Oh well, have to kill the story.
Part of being a statesman in a democracy is keeping one’s composure working to find common ground. Instead we have a childish, overreactive dictator.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Part of being a statesman in a democracy is keeping one’s composure working to find common ground. Instead we have a childish, overreactive dictator.
MS Teams just set my status as “Idle”. Not “Away” not “Be right back.” — Fuck you, Teams. You don’t know anything about my life.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
MS Teams just set my status as “Idle”. Not “Away” not “Be right back.” — Fuck you, Teams. You don’t know anything about my life.
You should not only return your cart to the store, you should take two with you. Exceptions for people with small children or people with disabilities.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
You should not only return your cart to the store, you should take two with you. Exceptions for people with small children or people with disabilities.
I love taking medical advice from a man who can’t pronounce acetaminophen
As Trump ties Tylenol to autism, doctors raise alarms
U.S. officials will issue a warning label on Tylenol for those who are pregnant, a move that contradicts the guidance from the major medical societies.
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September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love taking medical advice from a man who can’t pronounce acetaminophen
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What movie do you consider perfect?
September 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What movie do you consider perfect?