Alex Lastname
genderneutralhole.bsky.social
Alex Lastname
@genderneutralhole.bsky.social
28, kinda gay. i have citrus trees, wanna see them??
slurp my beef, dog
February 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
my tuoy
February 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
i need attention to affirm i didnt fuck up my bangs pls
January 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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hello, my name is sam altman with an important transmission.

you may be familiar with my product, mega-plagiarizer 9000.

i have compelling evidence that the chinese have plagiarized the mega-plagiarizer 9000 in creating their rival mega-plagiarizer.

this is unacceptable and will teach me nothing
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
trimming a pretty girls hair in your shower but being too happy about how cute she looks to remember to make a move
January 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
bnuuy
January 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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aaargh
that's it, that's the post
January 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
behold my pullapart bread
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM