Jules
gemsofjules.bsky.social
Jules
@gemsofjules.bsky.social
Here for the laughs
Me texting my supervisor: hey I don’t wanna beat a dead horse or anything but… there is a dead deer at the office entrance idk if anyone noticed..
August 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My new (least) favorite pastime is taking pictures of inflated prices! I remember when these mirrors were $7.99 at Walmart and soda was $5.99 per case🫠🫠🥲🥲
July 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Do you know why Europeans complain less about gas prices even though they pay in liters rather than gallons? It’s because they’re paid a fucking living wage.
July 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I know my frontal lobe is more developed now at 21 because I’m realizing all of my earliest memories were of the 2008 financial crisis
July 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Clarifying questions are not burdens. Don’t let anyone make you feel that they are
May 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Torn between feeling like I just smoke all day and actually just wanting to smoke all day
March 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The funniest thing ever is that when Engels was becoming atheist and liberal adjacent his dad was like “this will fix you” and sent him to the one of the family factories. And that’s how he met Karl Marx and was exposed to people in extreme poverty
March 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dude I HATE Adam and I don’t really fucking care who will listen at this point
March 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fuck you,,,, trans people are real humans not your fucking pedophilic scapegoats
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Me? Cheating on you? Babe my phone password is 123456
March 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Had a man that I turned down onetime tell me to use treated lumber to make myself a cutting board. I think he was trying to kill me.
February 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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American presidents don’t even joke about this. Just because he’s petty doesn’t mean this isn’t dangerous.
February 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
February 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Tired of always having to offer girls your coat? Get you a woman who knows how to layer
February 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Elon musk and doge crew be like: I’m sorry did you just say TRANS-portation???
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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This story can't be repeated enough. The GOP is lined up behind the guy who is so incompetent that his quasi-gov't agency did this. They're confirming his highly questionable nominees & hurting the American people.

And "accidentally"? It was stupidity, not accident. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them
An Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They handing out participation jobs to the kids who lost elections 🤣 losers
February 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Tobacco patches in the urinal is crime you pay your dues for in karmic hell
February 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Let’s get one thing straight. I’m Louder, I’m Stronger, and I’m Angrier than you. Don’t fuck with me
February 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Back in my day people got part time jobs when they wanted to work part time. Now they get part time jobs because they need to work overtime.
February 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I got the kinda superiority complex that only comes when you didn’t vote for Trump all 3 times
February 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Having a conversation about politics with a man will make you realize that his body has never been under legislation
January 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Some of yall are a little too open about your lactose intolerance
January 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM